Monthly Archives: June 2009
This morning …
… I let a fart which was note for note perfect of the first bar of the theme tune to the Six Million Dollar man. I was ever so impressed.
We’re not racist, honest
So an asylum seeker finds his car partially submerged after a day at the beach. Some chaps offer to help. Then use the rope they were going to tow the car with to drag said asylum seeker behind the car … Continue reading
Did you know?
Did you know that if you hold a glass plate under the nose of an otter he’ll instantly have a stroke? Did you know that the entire population of Brookmere, Canada, is descended from an Irishman called Alfie McNee who … Continue reading
Ronnie McGrew – Mariana
Ronnie McGrew’s radio ad for a little girl called Mariana Download
Ok, so it couldn’t last
As pointed out in the comments of the previous post by Morgor and Amsterdamaged: SOME senior staff at Anglo Irish Bank who borrowed millions from the bank to buy properties and shares are now unable to repay the loans, the … Continue reading
Je suis content
I’m in surprisingly chipper form this morning. Not sure why but who am I to question it? Cowen pledges to lead the country to 2012 election? We’ll all be dead by then if it happens such will be the poverty, … Continue reading
Bogger tribute bands
This started on Twitter yesterday with @unarocks. If tribute bands came from the country. Some of Una’s: Turf, wind and fire – Manic Sheep Preachers – Hang Sangwich – Radiohedge Some of mine: Bon Ivomec – The Ewerhythmics – A … Continue reading
Irritations
People who say “It’s a big ask”. It’s a meaningless piece of jumbled bollocks that has become part of everyday speech and it’s annoying. Say “It’s a lot to ask …” or something like that. But a big ask is … Continue reading
I know I shouldn’t …
…but this headline made me laugh: MP Blunkett injured in cow attack “It just came out of nowhere…”
The weekend in politics
What a weekend it’s been. The local and European elections provided plenty of interest, even for somebody like me whose interest in politics isn’t all-consuming, by any means. My main woman, Joan Collins and her shoulder pads, got elected in … Continue reading
What a weekend it’s been. The local and European elections provided plenty of interest, even for somebody like me whose interest in politics isn’t all-consuming, by any means.
My main woman, Joan Collins and her shoulder pads, got elected in my local area. Go Joan!
On a European level it looks like it’s curtains for Declan Ganley as he failed with his bid to be elected in the North West and so far Libertas have won just one seat in the European parliament. That makes me very happy as the Libertas machine and its rampage of online advertising gave me and many websites a pain in the arse.
I rejoiced in seeing the witless Caroline Simons eliminated in Dublin and Libertas as a political entity is now essentially irrelevant.
It’s cheerio to Mary-Lou as well as the Shinners poison dwarf lost her European seat in Dublin. She’ll have all the time in the world to explain away her attendance record now. This also makes me happy.
Fianna Fail have suffered, as you would expect, in urban areas but have still managed to maintain some of their traditional vote in rural areas. It’s surely no less than they expected but it must hurt all the same. Bertie’s brother Maurice never came close to being elected in the Dublin Central by-election where Maureen O’Sullivan romped home. Ahern also lost his seat on Dublin City Council. Ha and indeed ha.
And the Greens, talk about paying the price. I wrote something a while back saying they’d suffer for their association with the most inept, crooked government of all time and so it has come to pass. They have been practically wiped out and it’s entirely their own fault. They had the chance, more than once, to show that they had some balls but they chose to stay in power and have now been kicked right in arse by the electorate.
They’ve lost all their council seats in Dublin, most of them around the country, and even the likes of Dan Boyle have blamed their association with FF for their poor results. The Greens were the easiest to punish for the failures of the government and they’ve taken the brunt of the backlash.

Senator Dan Boyle
Still, John Gormless won’t pull out of government though. I think he’s mad. At this point he could walk away, hold his hands up and say ‘We got it wrong, sorry’, and people would have a bit of respect for that. This desperation cling to what’s left of power is shameful and ever more damaging for the Greens. What’s left of them.
The most interesting part of the weekend for me though was how I got the information about the counts, who was in, who was out, etc etc.
Bar one period where I was in the car and listening to the radio all the breaking news I got has come via the web. Using Twitter and following people like Suzy and Alexia, lurking around and occasionally joining in with the liveblog and the RSS feed of the increasingly influential and important Irish Election.
We’re probably still very much in the minority but those of us who followed the events this way got our news first, we got testimony from people at the counts. We got reaction and opinion, speculation and punditry, we got video and audio, and we got it not on our radios or TVs or in newspapers but at our computers or on our phones.
It’s a big shift, an important shift, and for me the most interesting part of it was that the info came from people I trusted. People whose blogs I’ve read for years, who have earned the right to be believed, to be considered worthy and at times pivotal sources of information.
Where they have led this weekend you can be sure the mainstream will follow. They have to follow or they’ll get left behind.
So big congratulations to all of them and to everyone else who engaged them on Twitter, on their blogs, in comments and so on. It was collaborative and a big step forward for the web and its influence in Ireland.
Now, we just have to wait for the inevitable general election. That should be fun.