Comments on: What does Jacko’s lawyer know?

By: snookertony

snookertony — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:41:36 +0000

From a totally selfish point of view the one good thing about MJ shuffling off is that it moves me one place up the “King of Pop” ladder.

It shouldn’t take too long now… I can wait.

By: Proud Englishman

Proud Englishman — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:33:20 +0000

Fuck all if the bogs don’t need me right now! I would have thought there would be more jokes.

By: Mosheen

Mosheen — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:29:13 +0000

Michael Jackson was able to afford the finest physicians and lawyers. Maybe he just preferred to have a drug dealer and an opportunist instead. His ‘lawyer’ is pulling the same stunt everyone did when Anna Nicole Smith died. And his “doctor’ has hired a lawyer! So that locks in THE DEATH OF MJ as the “shocking new revelations” story for at least the next 6 months. Thank God Farrah went before him, if she had held on for a few more days and heard that he had stolen all her publicity it would have killed her.

By: maggot

maggot — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:03:49 +0000

Subtlety is my middle name!

By: exbarstooler

exbarstooler — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:30:02 +0000

He was mad for feelin` himself up durin` his dance routines wasn`t he, but I suppose then the poor fecker had no understanding of his own sexual development, had his childhood ripped away from him through long workhours ethic and then developed weird sexual interests as an ‘adult’, Jesus sound familiar or what? For thickos, read ryan report

By: itchybollix

itchybollix — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:46:56 +0000

King Billy was gay. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just funny to watch the response of orangemen when brought up in conversation.

By: morgor

morgor — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:40:37 +0000

Very subtle Maggot.

perhaps even TOO subtle…

By: maggot

maggot — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:59:36 +0000

Talk about Jumping on the bandwagon – Like father, like son – I read that not only did the House of Representatives have a moments silence for Michael Jackson, Representative Jesse Jackson Junior said that announced that we are fortunate to have lived during his time.

Cunts.

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:12:45 +0000

The hell? Are lawyers not supposed to be able to use logic and reasoning, and be reasonably well-spoken?

If this was the kind that Wacko was using, no wonder his affairs are so fucked up.

The good news? They probably won’t have to embalm him for the funeral, what with all the work he’s had done.

By: itchybollix

itchybollix — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:46:16 +0000

I saw his lawyer interviewed on Channel 4 News last night. He was melodramatic. But. You know the way Goering was addicted to morphine..well…this “ex-lawyer? was saying that The King of Pop broke his leg a few years ago and previous to that he had a head injury..(I only caught a little of him pointing to his head)

Anyway…sounds like MJ might have had a morphine addiction. Poor fucker.

Here, twenty. Recently your writings have little or no reference to “cunts”.

on a toatally different note….do you have an opinion on Monica Leach…INM lawyers probably think it’s an appropriate surname …did you know that the on the auto fill search on google Monica Leach is underneath Monica Lewinsky? Anyhow. She could use that for an argument.