What does Jacko’s lawyer know?
Posted on | June 27, 2009 | 20 Comments
He is quoted as saying “I have been very, very critical of the use of pain medications. I have told people in no uncertain terms that if Michael one day woke up and he was dead I would not be silent, I would not permit this to go unchallenged.”
Zombie Michael Jackson? Lord help us all.
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June 27th, 2009 @ 9:34 am
It’ll be great for the USA – a generation of children will finally be properly disciplined – “Be good or zombie Jacko will come and get you.”
June 27th, 2009 @ 9:37 am
Hmm … strange he was, but like most kids of the 1980′s I was an MJ fan. For some admitting that is like listening to an ABBA cd when no one is around – or indeed the fat girl / moped thing ( great fun to ride until your friends find out )
What I do know is that a/ ‘Living with Michael Jackson’ was a sham and the host was a cunt, and b/ if he was supposed to be a kiddie fiddler based on the ‘evidence’ presented, then God help us all.
What I see in the whole thing, behind the jokes ( and the internet is laden with them ) is someone who was worried about public persona and had the whole world taking the piss, his career got shafted with the first court case, and he was trying to keep doing the same MJ performances at 50 – which is like putting Biffo in an F1 car.
Sorry to be such a serious Bollix twenty, but I liked MJ. To get around to the feckin subject you raised, truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about the money and always has been.
Send me your name and address and I’ll send you a copy of his greatest hits.
Okay, I’m being a cheeky bastard. It’s just that I’m impatient for you to reveal your identity now the the Stig is no longer secret. Hey, you’re not Michael Schumacher, are you?
June 27th, 2009 @ 9:50 am
Ohhhhh, the eternal and juicy question – who IS Twenty ?
June 27th, 2009 @ 10:01 am
Michael Schumacher.
June 27th, 2009 @ 10:04 am
How about that Tenner I lent you at Silverstone then ?
June 27th, 2009 @ 10:09 am
Orange Order – pre-dates Christianity ?
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2009/0626/1224249576797.html?via=mr
June 27th, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
WHAT is Twenty ?
June 27th, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
II presume that people realize the schumacher/Stig thing was a piss take…
June 27th, 2009 @ 3:14 pm
Very subtle Maggot.
June 27th, 2009 @ 5:44 pm
I laughed hard when I heard that – who is stupid enough to say “if he woke up dead”.
June 27th, 2009 @ 7:46 pm
I saw his lawyer interviewed on Channel 4 News last night. He was melodramatic. But. You know the way Goering was addicted to morphine..well…this “ex-lawyer? was saying that The King of Pop broke his leg a few years ago and previous to that he had a head injury..(I only caught a little of him pointing to his head)
Anyway…sounds like MJ might have had a morphine addiction. Poor fucker.
Here, twenty. Recently your writings have little or no reference to “cunts”.
on a toatally different note….do you have an opinion on Monica Leach…INM lawyers probably think it’s an appropriate surname …did you know that the on the auto fill search on google Monica Leach is underneath Monica Lewinsky? Anyhow. She could use that for an argument.
June 27th, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
The hell? Are lawyers not supposed to be able to use logic and reasoning, and be reasonably well-spoken?
If this was the kind that Wacko was using, no wonder his affairs are so fucked up.
The good news? They probably won’t have to embalm him for the funeral, what with all the work he’s had done.
June 27th, 2009 @ 8:59 pm
Talk about Jumping on the bandwagon – Like father, like son – I read that not only did the House of Representatives have a moments silence for Michael Jackson, Representative Jesse Jackson Junior said that announced that we are fortunate to have lived during his time.
Cunts.
June 27th, 2009 @ 9:40 pm
Very subtle Maggot.
perhaps even TOO subtle…
June 27th, 2009 @ 9:46 pm
King Billy was gay. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just funny to watch the response of orangemen when brought up in conversation.
June 27th, 2009 @ 10:30 pm
He was mad for feelin` himself up durin` his dance routines wasn`t he, but I suppose then the poor fecker had no understanding of his own sexual development, had his childhood ripped away from him through long workhours ethic and then developed weird sexual interests as an ‘adult’, Jesus sound familiar or what? For thickos, read ryan report
June 27th, 2009 @ 11:03 pm
Subtlety is my middle name!
June 28th, 2009 @ 1:29 am
Michael Jackson was able to afford the finest physicians and lawyers. Maybe he just preferred to have a drug dealer and an opportunist instead. His ‘lawyer’ is pulling the same stunt everyone did when Anna Nicole Smith died. And his “doctor’ has hired a lawyer! So that locks in THE DEATH OF MJ as the “shocking new revelations” story for at least the next 6 months. Thank God Farrah went before him, if she had held on for a few more days and heard that he had stolen all her publicity it would have killed her.
June 28th, 2009 @ 3:33 am
Fuck all if the bogs don’t need me right now! I would have thought there would be more jokes.
June 29th, 2009 @ 3:41 am
From a totally selfish point of view the one good thing about MJ shuffling off is that it moves me one place up the “King of Pop” ladder.
It shouldn’t take too long now… I can wait.