This morning …

… I let a fart which was note for note perfect of the first bar of the theme tune to the Six Million Dollar man.

I was ever so impressed.

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22 Responses to This morning …

  1. jonjoward says:

    i let a fart that wasnt a fart

  2. maggot says:

    Letting seems the more popular option these days.

  3. dazman says:

    will the next one be better..stronger..faster?

  4. maggot says:

    Is there an RTE version of “Britain’s got talent” ?

  5. SuperGrover says:

    Congrats. There are few things more pleasing than a truly great fart.

    I’ve a mate can do the opening bars of Laurel and Hardy. I’ve never heard such hoop control.

  6. Loco Lobo says:

    I’ve been told that as a musician, you stink.

  7. Magoo says:

    Your sphincter must be in tip-top condition to hit that high A

  8. noddy says:

    I take it you are still on the Paulaner.
    I can do the opening notes of the Laurel and Hardy tune after a feed of Paulaner.

  9. noddy says:

    And I’m not supergrovers mate.
    I reckon its an easy tune to master.

  10. noddy says:

    And I’m not supergrovers mate.
    I just reckon its an easy tune to master.

  11. Mosheen says:

    Methinks he doth protest too much

  12. Holemaster says:

    And yet not thrice but twice.

  13. MockyTobin says:

    I fondly remember the “Fart” scandal that rocked Glenroe in the late 90s. I have a very good memory of it, Dinny was servicing Teasy McDaid, doggy style no less, while Stephen Brennan was sucking her tits. Dinny had developed quite a nice red glow due to his exertions and decided to pull out and go for a ham sandwich. On doing so Teasy relaxed and out eeked one of the biggest squeekers ever caught on the cameras of RTE. Stephen Brennan went flaccid, puked and called Teasy a smelly whore. Ah there’s nothing like a Sunday night around the telly with the family.

  14. 10 woodbines says:

    how about farting “something in the air tonite” by that charming chirpy cockney , that would be impressive.

  15. noddy says:

    Then you would truely be a lord of the ring.

  16. fill3rup says:

    I think i just shat a pint glass out….

  17. Amsterdamaged says:

    Terrible hangover today. Fell asleep with me contacts in as well. But this is cheering me up no end:
    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/nama-will-seize-palatial-homes-1773412.html

  18. Ibanez says:

    your NAMA is so fat

  19. size ten says:

    I was in a chemists on Friday evening, and there was a middle aged man and woman waiting for what ever they needed, she had a bandage on her ankle and one arm in a sling and she was sat on a chair near the Pharmacy end of the counter, in walked a guy with GAA plastered on front and back of his shirt, he leaned on the counter giving it the big Iam to the young girl behind the counter, then he let rip a fart near the woman’s face and didn’t say anything or didn’t move, I got my stuff and left, a few minutes later I was going into the car park and Mr GAA was sitting on a railing with blood pouring from his mouth and one eye looked liked it was closing early, and the middle age couple were standing at the bus stop, holding hands.

  20. Scawgeen says:

    Some of the old boys never lose their pugilistic skills.

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