30 Responses to I know I shouldn’t …

  1. Holemaster says:

    Bet they didn’t cover that in guide dog school.

  2. Puerile Pish says:

    The advice was
    The best thing to do is to let the dog off the lead so it can run away because obviously a dog can run faster than you,” she said.

    “The next thing to do is to get quite quickly to the edge of the field, collect the dog and leave.”

    Well that’s all fucking very well if you are not blind you stupid fuckers.

  3. porridge says:

    he should have moo-ved faster

  4. Twenty Major says:

    That’s bovine and well for you to say …

  5. Puerile Pish says:

    He cud have run the udder way

  6. Twenty Major says:

    Maybe it was cold up in the hills and he was so fresian he just couldn’t move.

  7. porridge says:

    rumoured the cow had a beef with him, but that’s neither here nor dairy

  8. maggot says:

    My mother always reckoned he isn’t as blind as he lets on.

    Anyhow – were there witnesses ? Are we sure it was a cow ? Have is wimmin friends got alibis ?

  9. porridge says:

    he herd it coming but it steered around him and blindsided him

  10. Holemaster says:

    He was only grazed.

  11. gimmeaminute says:

    That must have veally, veally hurt.

    Seriously though, the owners could have used more cowbell.

  12. peadar says:

    Maggot has it spot on. How does the blind fucker know it was a cow? It could have been a gust of wind for all the cunt knows

  13. Twenty Major says:

    That must have veally, veally hurt.

    Good job his missus wasn’t with him. He’d have leather astray as well.

    Speaking of cowbell – http://www.morecowbell.dj/

  14. Holemaster says:

    Must have been pretty frightening though, I mean come on, getting run over by a pissed off cow is not fun. I still have tyre marks from when it happened to me.

  15. peadar says:

    I’d say the fucking dog tried to shag the cow and he got trampled on during it. They’re horny fuckers those dogs, they’d get up on anything. Look at this cunt

  16. Puerile Pish says:

    He was probably trying to shag the cow, using the dog to make the cow back into him and it pushed him over.

  17. Puerile Pish says:

    I also have it on good authority that he is a real cunt and a bastard to work for. Wish he had been attcked by killer bees and then fucked by a herd of horny wildebeest

  18. peadar says:

    Fuck it, that didn’t work. I’ll post it on the forum

  19. fill3rup says:

    and cornead beef sangwiges were his favourite too,not any more..

  20. porridge says:

    reminds me of old joke: tanto puts his ear to the ground, and says “buffalo come”. lone ranger says “how do you know?” tanto replies “ear sticky”

  21. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    Maggot, I knew David 30 years ago when I lived in England. Your Mum is correct.

  22. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    Puerils Pish, you are/were incorrect. ‘course he may have changed??

  23. maggot says:

    Have Jo and JJ got alibis ? They have gone very quiet!

  24. itchybollix says:

    Hope he got CJD.

  25. noddy says:

    There are so many terribull puns here its beyond beeflief.

  26. eejit meeja says:

    Blunkett tried to get into a car to escape but then realised that as an ex-minister he was not entitled to a state Limousin

  27. SAm Crea says:

    have you seen Rory Bremner “doing” him. Its great with all the hyper eye moves and all. You’d never get away with slagging a mentaler like that in this country. You’d have the bishops on you! Nothing new there then…

  28. Mosheen says:

    Don’t milk it lads, please!

  29. JJ Celery says:

    Sorry for being so quiet, but I was browsing Top
    Cow store for Alibi
    related merchandise.

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