Monthly Archives: June 2009
I hate Tesco
There’s something just wrong about Tesco. Sure, you can point to the fact that they saw fit to roll out price reductions to stores around the border whilst leaving the rest of us to pay higher prices. You can then … Continue reading
We’re not alcoholics, we just like drinking
I was listening that fucking cunt on Newstalk earlier, you know the one, the sanctimonius, up his own arse, smug, chuckling Munster cunt, and they were talking about how, apparently, there are 250,000 alcoholics in Ireland. According to him the … Continue reading
Odd perspective
I read a story in the Sunday Times magazine last week. A mother and father in the US (I think in Texas) forbade their daughter from going out with the young man she had fallen for. A classic story, really, … Continue reading
Last night …
… I dreamt that I was awake all night and couldn’t get to sleep. I’m fucking exhausted this morning.
What does Jacko’s lawyer know?
He is quoted as saying “I have been very, very critical of the use of pain medications. I have told people in no uncertain terms that if Michael one day woke up and he was dead I would not be … Continue reading
Famous deaths
It’s always a bit surreal when someone really famous dies. Where you were when you heard the news seems to stay with you. Like being up at 5am watching Sky News hearing that Michael Hutchence had strangle-y wanked himself to … Continue reading
Pub twats
I’m ignoring all the IMF reports this morning because I know if I have to read any more about how difficult the recovery and how they’re going to rape me for more taxes I may trigger the ‘Get the fuck … Continue reading
Have a bit of class
Anyone old cunt can get drunk. It’s the easiest thing in the world to do. Yet for so many people drunkenness equals a sharp decline in their already tiring personality. Unlike some of us, who become even more witty, amusing … Continue reading
More wine please, we’re working
I am currently working on a top secret project that until now was so top secret I couldn’t even tell people I was working on a top secret project. It’s a bit of a struggle, I have to say, but … Continue reading
Some things are just funny
You know, no matter how old I get I will never get tired of seeing stupid people fall over or hit their faces off the ground doing stuff they really shouldn’t be doing. I hope I get there, it’s a … Continue reading
You know, no matter how old I get I will never get tired of seeing stupid people fall over or hit their faces off the ground doing stuff they really shouldn’t be doing.
I hope I get there, it’s a long way off, but I want to be a 93 year old savouring the delights of whatever flavour of YouTube is de riguer and for people to say ‘Goodness, look at that old man laughing himself to death’.