*bring bring*
“Hello?”
“Twenty, it’s me, Dirty Dave”.
“What’s up, Dave?”
“Something weird is happening”.
“Oh no, not another growth on your shaft…”
“No! Nothing like that. It’s outside. What’s that blue stuff?”
“It’s called the sky”
“But sky is … grey … and cloudy … and … I don’t understand. And that big ball of light?”
“That’s the sun”
“The .. sun?”
“Yes, the sun”.
“Where did it come from?”
“It’s always been there”.
“But I’ve never seen it before …”
“I know, Dave. I know. Here’s some advice, sit outside, enjoy it, it’ll be gone tomorrow, probably”.
“Aye, will do, Twenty. See ya”.
*click*
It seems to be trying to come back… kind of.
Overcast and windy here in the civilised six!
Sunny in the IFSC. And HOT!
ehhh.. pleasant enough in swords
Just great, now Dirty Dave’s about to be abducted by a UFO. (poor bloody aliens)
dull and grey in cork.
Blistering in the badlands of Blanchardstown.
I fucking hate this desolate industrial dump.
Here come the summer.
Melting in Shannon
Horny in Stephen’s Green
Wet and windy in Kilbeggan, but enough about yer ma…
BBQ!
Going to a BBQ tomorrow, can’t wait.
Jaysus twenty, why is it every time we get a blast of sun in Bray all the hot Asian birds come out? It’s doing my head in
Going to B&Q tomorrow, can’t wait.
Hah. Mind those shelves.
Dull in Dundalk ..mind you no change there
Sunshine, light breeze coming from the sea… for a short moment I thought I was teleported to southern France.
Only I’m stuck in the office 90% of the time.
oh, it’s getting very clear and shiny in cork now. . . just in time…
Well its nice here in the South of France. I remember lovely summers in the seventies but after that….was it St Paddy that did a deal with his god that Ireland would be flooded seven years before Armegeddon? Get the canoes out
“growth on the shaft” , sweet memories . 25 degrees ,sun splitting the stones north of Copenhagen.
People, don’t be fooled. We’re all living in a ‘Truman Show’ set up, and this blue sky is just a cruel experiment to see how we react to unfamiliar stimulus. I say we tear this place apart. Find the nearest stranger and stitch them a loaf. Let’s bring this charade to an end.
FOR SUCKS SAKE TWENTY – HAVE YOU NOT REALISED YET THAT YOU ARE A POWER IN THE NATION AT THIS POINT? WHY WASTE YOUR TALENTS ON THIS MICKEY MOUSE STUFF WHEN YOU ARE POSSIBLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN MOTIVATE THE READERS AND CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS BLOG TO ACTUALLY GET OFF THEIR ARSES AND GO TO A RALLY IN PHOENIX PARK TO DECRY THE EVIL BASTARDS INVOLVED IN THE CHURCH PAEDOPHILE ATROCITIES???
I CAN’T HELP BUT THINK OF DANIEL O’CONNEL…ANOTHER IRISHMAN WHO COULDN’T GIVE THAT ONE LAST BREATH OF EFFORT THAT WOULD HAVE CHANGED A NATION……
DON’T WASTE IT TWENTY.
GLUASTEAN, you might want to get that Caps lock fixed. You come across as slightly violent, shouty, and a tad titillating which I’m sure you don’t mean to.
Ellie Says:
May 31st, 2009 at 9:50 pm
GLUASTEAN, you might want to get that Caps lock fixed. You come across as slightly violent, shouty, and a tad titillating which I’m sure you don’t mean to.
tits.
aw crap