Why do black people sound black when they sing? Do they have black-specific vocal cords? And does that mean that the odd white person who sounds black when they sing is some kind of genetic mutant?
Why did the man in the denim shirt, denim jacket and denim shorts this morning think a pair of George Webbs, with white socks no less, was the way to round off his outfit?
Does Senator Deirde de Burca realise an anagram of that is ‘Educated, drearier snob’?
Do you think the Garda walking down Townsend Street with a sandwich in one hand and texting with the other gave off the right air of authority?
Why do old ladies get so panicky at the thought of missing a bus, even when the bus driver is clearly not going to drive off without them?
Is this the work of a deranged lunatic or a brilliant genius?
What should you say to the Pope if he sneezes?
I hope it’s swine flu, you evil cunt.
I’d be more for something like: I hope you get fisted by a fucking gorilla, you insane bastard.
Is that so very wrong of me?
I don’t necessarily see the connection to the sneeze but it still works for me.
Does Michael Jackson sing Black or White ?
You’re right, I must do some work on my satire. I would say, in my defence, that I don’t think I’d ever sneeze again if I had a gorilla-arm-shaped cavern running the length of my torso. Too much spillage…
Why do some blokes try to comb over a bit of hair?
Oh thats deranged.
A woman would know its a sun bed.
Why did the man in the denim shirt, denim jacket and denim shorts this morning think a pair of George Webbs, with white socks no less, was the way to round off his outfit?
What are george webbs?
Did you scoff loudly at him as you sailed past him on the deck of your yacht with a blazer over your shoulders?
from wikipedia : George Webb (June 9, 1911 – December 30, 1998) was an English actor, best known for his role as “Daddy” in the sitcom Keeping Up Appearances.
George Webbs were the shoe of choice back in the day.
And it’s hard to get a yacht down the SCR, Morgor. I was on the upper deck of the 19A though
Noooo…..
Why do old ladies get so panicky at the thought of missing a bus, even when the bus driver is clearly not going to drive off without them?
they might not be alive when the next one comes along.
That link is …. disturbing.
Does Michael Jackson sing Black or White ?
When you’re Michael Jackson it don’t matter if you’re black or white.
Is this the work of a deranged lunatic or a brilliant genius?
Neither – he’s clearly a brilliant lunatic.
Why does a man stinking of new money forego the use of his chauffered land yacht for the top deck of the 19A.
I hope your deck shoes smell of piss now, and your cravat has a four week old bit of juicy fruit stuck in it.
What should you say to the Pope if he sneezes?
I think that a simple “Curse you” would do the trick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVoJ6OO6lR4
try the Chipmunk version!
Why do asian women whine during coitus? Or is that just with me?
That dozy fucking coont DeBoorca … looks like a feckin greyhound with a perm.
I remember her ‘discussion’ on radio about animal torture in “the name of science” at Trinity ( vivisection … however you spell it )
Dozy Dee’s response to everything? “Hehehehehehe” The Green party are FF’s tampon, which will eventually be changed and discarded just as the PD jammy – stopper was.
ooooh , the 19A!
toffee nosed pervert.
What should you say to the Pope if he sneezes?
ha – brown trousers
JJ Celery said:
May 28th, 2009 at 11:35 am
What should you say to the Pope if he sneezes?
I think that a simple “Curse you” would do the trick.
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Or you could just say “Gesundheit” and see if he clicked his heels as he threw up his right arm and said “Danke”.
Good questions. The bus drivers around here would be as likely to run over an old lady as stop for one though. Old ladies worry about everything anyway.
Funny comment, Woesinger!
Good questions. The bus drivers around here would be as likely to run over an old lady as stop for one though. Old ladies worry about everything anyway.
Funny comment, Woesinger! You made me smile out loud.
They said Rick Astley was a black singer when he was first on the radio, turned out he was a ginger lad from Lancashire, so yes a genetic mutant.
That guy is a fucking mentler but very entertaining.
Definitely brilliant genius! Thanks for bringing it/him/she to my attention. Hilarious!!!!
it’s definitely an it
I hope the guy wearing the George webbs had the little steel heel clips on them so they make that authoritative click when you walk- de rigeur with those particular shoes back in the day. As for wearing them with shorts, well, that’s just asking to get the bollocks knocked out of you.
Maxi,Asian women whine for you because they’r PIMP tells them that if they do, you might give them an extra shilling.
Any cop that has both hands occupied means that he doesn’t have one of them in your pocket.
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Yo shit on my head
If I sneezed on the pope I think i’d follow through with a snotty loogie.
Batteries Feel Included? Answer: GENIUS!
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
maggot -> They all long to be close to me :)
Batteries Feel Included made my day and hopefully will continue to make the days to come! Genius indeed.
Gesundheit – Fintan, you have to mean it to actually say it out loud in German…