… I’d like to come back with a hardened titanium exoskeleton so football injuries don’t hurt so much.
I don’t think it’s too much to ask.
… I’d like to come back with a hardened titanium exoskeleton so football injuries don’t hurt so much.
I don’t think it’s too much to ask.
Fuck off Drogba, this blog is not yours. Just because you get a wittle bittie bumpy wumpy on your weg, that results in some kind of spastic out of a wheelchair roll does not mean you need a titanium exoskeleton. Try being reincarted as a fucking man you mincer.
Haha
I’m just old, every little thing is a big thing nowadays.
There already exists a football player with a hardened exoskeleton – David Beckham.
Only he doesn’t actually wear the exoskeleton – he’s just married to it.
I wana be a slug.
That’d be crap. Slugs are rubbish at life.
wanna be a hummingbird- cool colours they hover around eating sugar all day
You’re past it. pack it in
id like to be reincarnated as a carnation
Time to take up a less high impact sport Twenty.
Cycling is supposed to be low impact but I didn’t feel that way after injuring an ankle skidding on ice last winter.
Hobbling for weeks I was, still feel it now.
“I’m just old, every little thing is a big thing nowadays” – yeah right. wishful thinking
cyclings a mode of transport, not a sport.
Football – An athletic Twenty Major ? Surely not ?
You’d have to give up your delicious Twenty Majors if you want to be a footballer. Titanium won’t do you any good if you have no wind. And Throatripper would break his teeth if he bit ya.
He never bites me anyway. Not much.
Just read my I Ching – says you will be reborn as Dirty Dave’s mistress.
I want to come back as a sloth.
have to come back as a llama
There is a utube exoskeleton clip.
Bloody impressive.