Comments on: Leggit! http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:43:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Twenty Major http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59297 Twenty Major Mon, 25 May 2009 16:33:35 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59297 heh, stupid cunt. heh, stupid cunt.

]]> By: Woesinger http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59295 Woesinger Mon, 25 May 2009 16:19:36 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59295 Ha - they were rumbled by a stupid relative's Facebook update. http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/25/kiwis-who-took-the-m.html Someone's not getting a Christmas card this year. Ha – they were rumbled by a stupid relative’s Facebook update.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/25/kiwis-who-took-the-m.html

Someone’s not getting a Christmas card this year.

]]> By: Fintan http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59240 Fintan Sat, 23 May 2009 18:40:40 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59240 pedro said: May 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 am " ... im not sure i would… seriously. it would be nice to be stinking rich, but im pretty lazy and i dont fancy living my life on the run. id probably just give it all to charity or something" I'd give it all to charity, too - and you know where that begins. pedro said:
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 am

” … im not sure i would… seriously. it would be nice to be stinking rich, but im pretty lazy and i dont fancy living my life on the run. id probably just give it all to charity or something”

I’d give it all to charity, too – and you know where that begins.

]]> By: Butch Cavendish http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59220 Butch Cavendish Sat, 23 May 2009 01:18:48 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59220 I'd leg it. No question. Bank's money. It's all insured anyway. I don't think it's a criminal offence either. I'm pretty sure it's just a civil offence and all the courts can do is order you to pay the money back. Although, technically you would have to declare it as income (because they took it from the company account) and that means taking on the Revenue boys. I’d leg it. No question. Bank’s money. It’s all insured anyway. I don’t think it’s a criminal offence either. I’m pretty sure it’s just a civil offence and all the courts can do is order you to pay the money back. Although, technically you would have to declare it as income (because they took it from the company account) and that means taking on the Revenue boys.

]]> By: TheChrisD http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59214 TheChrisD Fri, 22 May 2009 18:27:07 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59214 Well, it really is the bank's problem. They fecked up by giving them 100,000% what they needed, and they should pay the price. Well, it really is the bank’s problem. They fecked up by giving them 100,000% what they needed, and they should pay the price.

]]> By: Loco Lobo http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59210 Loco Lobo Fri, 22 May 2009 16:06:06 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59210 They can witdrawer cash from a number of banks until they have it all stashed in a big steamer trunk and take out what they need when they need it. Then one day one of them gets fed up with the other and puts a bullet in her head. Unless she puts a drop of poison in his nightcap first. Until that day they will be joined at the hip, never parting from one another for fear that if he or she steps out for a pint the other would step out with the steamer trunk. Love leaves and greed and suspicion comes in. It's not jail that is foremost on their minds, killing off the other is. Why settle for five million when you can have ten and you cut your chances of getting caught by half. The survivor can make a nice donation to the Democrat party in the US of A, move to Chicago and live happily ever after, no questions asked. The accent? Tell the neighbors that you're from England. They'll never know the difference. They can witdrawer cash from a number of banks until they have it all stashed in a big steamer trunk and take out what they need when they need it. Then one day one of them gets fed up with the other and puts a bullet in her head. Unless she puts a drop of poison in his nightcap first. Until that day they will be joined at the hip, never parting from one another for fear that if he or she steps out for a pint the other would step out with the steamer trunk. Love leaves and greed and suspicion comes in. It’s not jail that is foremost on their minds, killing off the other is. Why settle for five million when you can have ten and you cut your chances of getting caught by half. The survivor can make a nice donation to the Democrat party in the US of A, move to Chicago and live happily ever after, no questions asked. The accent? Tell the neighbors that you’re from England. They’ll never know the difference.

]]> By: Blazing http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59207 Blazing Fri, 22 May 2009 15:34:00 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59207 oh yes, and the fuck off dinghy thing you have in the Marina... oh yes,

and the fuck off dinghy thing you have in the Marina…

]]> By: Fill3rup http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59206 Fill3rup Fri, 22 May 2009 15:10:08 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59206 dont forget about the yacht.. dont forget about the yacht..

]]> By: Blazing http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59205 Blazing Fri, 22 May 2009 15:03:14 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59205 When your millions come in Tweny, I'll look after the little pooch and putty-tat for a very reasonable pet-sitting fee and an open slate in Ron's. Oh, and the granny flat in the east wing, obviously. When your millions come in Tweny, I’ll look after the little pooch and putty-tat for a very reasonable pet-sitting fee and an open slate in Ron’s. Oh, and the granny flat in the east wing, obviously.

]]> By: HalifaxDave http://twentymajor.net/2009/05/22/leggit/#comment-59204 HalifaxDave Fri, 22 May 2009 14:54:35 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=2492#comment-59204 Lets see 10 million in my bank account I see two very real choices 1. Fuck the hell off with every penny and send a very nice thank you card to the bank. If I had a dog and couldn't take him guess what new dogs 2. take the money call the bank inform them of their loss from a secure location probably the local and negotiate an very legally binding and equitable reward for "returning" the money. Lets see 10 million in my bank account I see two very real choices

1. Fuck the hell off with every penny and send a very nice thank you card to the bank. If I had a dog and couldn’t take him guess what new dogs

2. take the money call the bank inform them of their loss from a secure location probably the local and negotiate an very legally binding and equitable reward for “returning” the money.

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