A quickie Posted by Twenty Major on May 19 2009 Blog 26 Comments What’s an Offaly Rabbi’s favourite whiskey? Tullamore Dew. Similar postsNo Related Post
Oy vey… enough with the puns already!
Just had the Jehovah witnesses at the door!
Any truth in the rumour I’m starting that you are the father of this geriatric woman’s baby ?
She’s 66, isn’t she?
Bit young for me, maggot.
I don’t get it
Its probably Rooney going for the treble..
His favourite haunt would be
Landstealers A Go Go
*cough
Are Jewish intinerants called Kikeys?
better be careful what you say. jewish all masters of jewjitsu
Ah now don’t go making jokes about the Hebrewers and Irish whiskey.
You’ll only get into trouble with the Powers that be.
Yid wanna watch it.
Rabbi’s favourite Motown Group?
The Oi Vays..
favourite sweets – jewcy fruits
Don’t be silly porridge, that’s not sweets, it’s jewing gum.
Apparently the favourite drink of agit-prop comedians is Laphroaig
Sorry
favourite horse – kosher-gar?
What does an Offaly man say when he’s cold?
Birr.
(Sorry)
twenty, you forgot about jewbreakers (first mention of them was in the old testament, where they were called jobstoppers)
Hitler’s least favourite planet was Jewpiter.
Belfast Jews are outraged at Islamic graffiti claiming ‘Tiocfaidh Allah’.
jewish fish based religious holiday: yum, kipper
The love Hannukah Cameras too
….they’re at it again Myrna. Call my lawyer.
Isaac your Tullamore Dew Irish coffee is getting cold honey.
Forget my lawyer, call Liveline.
Serenity now!
Apart from the fact that the stuff is made in County Cork —
Another old one:
Heard about the girl who dozed off on a lawn near a synagogue one evening?
She woke up the following morning with a heavy dew on her.