26 Responses to A quickie

  1. Dave says:

    Oy vey… enough with the puns already!

  2. maggot says:

    Just had the Jehovah witnesses at the door!

    Any truth in the rumour I’m starting that you are the father of this geriatric woman’s baby ?

  3. Twenty Major says:

    She’s 66, isn’t she?

    Bit young for me, maggot.

  4. Peadar says:

    I don’t get it

  5. Fill3rup says:

    Its probably Rooney going for the treble..

  6. itchybollix says:

    His favourite haunt would be

    Landstealers A Go Go

    *cough

  7. Twenty Major says:

    Are Jewish intinerants called Kikeys?

  8. porridge says:

    better be careful what you say. jewish all masters of jewjitsu

  9. Ah now don’t go making jokes about the Hebrewers and Irish whiskey.
    You’ll only get into trouble with the Powers that be.

  10. Walter Ego says:

    Yid wanna watch it.

  11. Fill3rup says:

    Rabbi’s favourite Motown Group?

    The Oi Vays..

  12. porridge says:

    favourite sweets – jewcy fruits

  13. Twenty Major says:

    Don’t be silly porridge, that’s not sweets, it’s jewing gum.

  14. SuperGrover says:

    Apparently the favourite drink of agit-prop comedians is Laphroaig

    Sorry

  15. Robert says:

    favourite horse – kosher-gar?

  16. Magoo says:

    What does an Offaly man say when he’s cold?
    Birr.
    (Sorry)

  17. porridge says:

    twenty, you forgot about jewbreakers (first mention of them was in the old testament, where they were called jobstoppers)

  18. Maxi Cane says:

    Hitler’s least favourite planet was Jewpiter.

  19. Holemaster says:

    Belfast Jews are outraged at Islamic graffiti claiming ‘Tiocfaidh Allah’.

  20. porridge says:

    jewish fish based religious holiday: yum, kipper

  21. Fill3rup says:

    The love Hannukah Cameras too

  22. Gentile Appreciation Society says:

    ….they’re at it again Myrna. Call my lawyer.

  23. Myrna says:

    Isaac your Tullamore Dew Irish coffee is getting cold honey.

  24. Isaac says:

    Forget my lawyer, call Liveline.

  25. Fintan says:

    Apart from the fact that the stuff is made in County Cork —

    Another old one:

    Heard about the girl who dozed off on a lawn near a synagogue one evening?

    She woke up the following morning with a heavy dew on her.

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