Fiction, I know, but still …
Greens : “We won’t be recommending that our voters give their second choice to Fianna Fail”
Fianna Fail : “Nothing to worry about, people are free to vote for who they like”.
Greens : “We would like to re-negotiate the Programme for Government”.
Fianna Fail : “Entirely natural given that we’re at the midway point of the administration”.
Greens : “Maybe a general election is what the people want”
Fianna Fail : “The Greens are commited goverment partners”
Greens : “We can no longer tolerate the incompetence of this government and its ministers”
Fianna Fail : “Of course we’re still friends. Sure John Gormley and Brian Cowen had pints in Howl at the Moon last night”
Greens : “Brian Cowen is to being Taoiseach what West Brom are to playing Premiership football”
Fianna Fail : “Every relationship goes through a sticky patch. This is no different”.
Greens : “My God, how could we have whored ourselves for so long? We’ve lost all respect from the public and for what? A little bit of power in what is going to be remembered as the worst government of all time”.
Fianna Fail : “It’s just a little misunderstanding. It’s still good! It’s still good!
Greens : “Fianna Fail are a pack of corrupt, lying, economy fucking, recession bringing, short-sighted, make themselves and their friends rich and let children die cunts”
Fianna Fail : “It’s just a little squabble. It’s still good! It’s still good!”
Everyone : “It’s gone”
Fianna Fail: “We know”
May 18th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Is it me, or is this a tiny bit less Green Hating than usual?
May 18th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
It sounds like a transcript of the Jordan and Peter Andre break up but with out the drooling and tits..
May 18th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Fill3rup, shouldn’t that be with even more drooling and absolute tits?
May 18th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Well,if Cowen was having the conversation the yes,yes it would.. I stand corrected sir!
May 18th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
The greens want to adapt the programme for government to make it compulsory for everyone to grow lettuce. There will be tax relief on the cost of the lettuce seed and on manure. That’ll get the country moving
May 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
That’ll get the country moving
Yeah,back into the middle ages…
May 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
But I like lettuce!
May 18th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Are you a member of the greens?
May 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
The greens want to adapt the programme for government to make it compulsory for everyone to grow lettuce. There will be tax relief on the cost of the lettuce seed and on manure. That’ll get the country moving
and a return to the involvement of the Church in Government as it was in the good old days of Dev and John Charles McQuaid. They warned you that Lemass was on the wrong track.
Lettuce pray. (boom boom! )
May 18th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Ah here now Aisling
(that might be a tad subtle)
May 18th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Rousing chorus of Come-all-ye, known and feared by music lovers round the globe.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Pantomime entertainment, it’s what we really want after all. Fuck the leadership thingy that the media tells us we need.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Brilliant – he’s back!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8055393.stm
May 18th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I hear The Greens are splintering into The Snots and The Biles. The Snots are demanding free third level education for barnyard animals, and The Biles won’t countenance it.
May 18th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Jesus, Manuel has fucked off now..
Another Farewell