Greens : “We won’t be recommending that our voters give their second choice to Fianna Fail”
Fianna Fail : “Nothing to worry about, people are free to vote for who they like”.
Greens : “We would like to re-negotiate the Programme for Government”.
Fianna Fail : “Entirely natural given that we’re at the midway point of the administration”.
Greens : “Maybe a general election is what the people want”
Fianna Fail : “The Greens are commited goverment partners”
Greens : “We can no longer tolerate the incompetence of this government and its ministers”
Fianna Fail : “Of course we’re still friends. Sure John Gormley and Brian Cowen had pints in Howl at the Moon last night”
Greens : “Brian Cowen is to being Taoiseach what West Brom are to playing Premiership football”
Fianna Fail : “Every relationship goes through a sticky patch. This is no different”.
Greens : “My God, how could we have whored ourselves for so long? We’ve lost all respect from the public and for what? A little bit of power in what is going to be remembered as the worst government of all time”.
Fianna Fail : “It’s just a little misunderstanding. It’s still good! It’s still good!
Greens : “Fianna Fail are a pack of corrupt, lying, economy fucking, recession bringing, short-sighted, make themselves and their friends rich and let children die cunts”
Fianna Fail : “It’s just a little squabble. It’s still good! It’s still good!”
Everyone : “It’s gone”
Fianna Fail: “We know”
Is it me, or is this a tiny bit less Green Hating than usual?
It sounds like a transcript of the Jordan and Peter Andre break up but with out the drooling and tits..
Fill3rup, shouldn’t that be with even more drooling and absolute tits?
Well,if Cowen was having the conversation the yes,yes it would.. I stand corrected sir!
The greens want to adapt the programme for government to make it compulsory for everyone to grow lettuce. There will be tax relief on the cost of the lettuce seed and on manure. That’ll get the country moving
That’ll get the country moving
Yeah,back into the middle ages…
But I like lettuce!
Are you a member of the greens?
The greens want to adapt the programme for government to make it compulsory for everyone to grow lettuce. There will be tax relief on the cost of the lettuce seed and on manure. That’ll get the country moving
and a return to the involvement of the Church in Government as it was in the good old days of Dev and John Charles McQuaid. They warned you that Lemass was on the wrong track.
Lettuce pray. (boom boom! )
Ah here now Aisling
(that might be a tad subtle)
Rousing chorus of Come-all-ye, known and feared by music lovers round the globe.
Pantomime entertainment, it’s what we really want after all. Fuck the leadership thingy that the media tells us we need.
Brilliant – he’s back!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8055393.stm
I hear The Greens are splintering into The Snots and The Biles. The Snots are demanding free third level education for barnyard animals, and The Biles won’t countenance it.
Jesus, Manuel has fucked off now..
Another Farewell