“You know”, said Dirty Dave, “I got an email the other day asking me if I’d join Libertas”.
“Is that right?”
“Sure is. And I’m thinking of doing it”.
“Really? Never had you down as a political animal”, I said.
“Yeah, but now’s the time, isn’t it?”
“Is it?”
“Sure it is. The whole of Europe is in a state of chassis, so it is, and unless the ordinary man gets involved then there’s no hope for us”.
“And you are a very ordinary man. No doubt about it”.
“I mean, they’re obviously pretty desperate for people to run as candidates if they’re just mass emailing a load of people. I feel sorry for them so I’m going to help out”.
“And what’s your stance on the various issues?”
“Such as?”
“Abortion”.
“Everyone should be able to have one. And for free. Except catholics. They’ll have to pay €9.99″.
“Lisbon?”
“I’ll vote yes but campaign no, just to keep that baldy fella happy”.
“Europe in general?”
“I’m very much for it”.
“Should there be an EU President?”
“That’s a good question and one that can only be answered by taking into account all the various factors that would allow one to make such a decision in an informed and clinical way. Basically, what I’m saying is that an EU President would be something which Libertas, and when I say Libertas I mean ‘me’, could certainly see happening but it would all have to be done within a very strict framework and ultimately the decision of the people of Europe”.
“Impressive”.
“Thank you”.
“What about a European army and Ireland’s neutrality?”
“Let’s face it, neutrality is for pussies. I mean who wants to be like the Swiss or the French? And with unemployment rising what better way to tackle the problem than have an army for people to join?”
“Taxes controlled from Europe?”
“They could put Jean-Claude Mongbert or Fritz Spastikz in charge and they wouldn’t make as much of a bollix of it as that cunt Lenihan”.
“I have to say you’re a very convincing candidate”.
“I feel like I’ve finally found my calling Twenty”.
“Of course you’ll have to tell them you’re a right wing, ultra-liberal, neo-capitalist, radical crypto-fascist”.
“Oh they already know, Twenty. They already know”.
Put me down as a yes.
They should charge Catholics €6.66, just to make sure none of them gets an abortion…
I hope Dirty Dave is aware that Libertas is headed by a figure so shadowy, the bad guy whose hand you only ever see from Inspector Gadget was based upon him. I just want him to be armed (pun barely intended) with all the facts.
No, the figure heading Libertas casts no shadows.
Excellent – I hadn’t heard that about B.Liar
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8027767.stm
the figure heading Libertas casts no shadows.
Cliff Richards?
“They should charge Catholics €6.66, just to make sure none of them gets an abortion…”
wrong way around – free for catholics (or any believer), charge everyone else. less religious nuts there are floating around reproducing, the better
Yep, http://www.euprofiler.eu/ Dirty Dave got my vote!
Ganley is one sneaky and dangerous cunt..
This is a good blog to keep track of their various stuff – http://peoplekorps.blogspot.com/
maggot, read THIS…
If Sinn Fein are voting no, I’m voting yes. If Declan Ganly is voting no, I’m voting yes. If religion loons are voting no, I’m voting yes.
Mary Lou McDonald was a paid up and very active member of Fianna Fail Cumann in Booterstown until she was told she wasn’t getting on the ticket. Then she suddenly found real fascism in the guise of Sinn Fein. She spews guff in shedloads. Vote for Sinn Fein or we’ll break your legs was the motto in Belfast I recall.
I am a confirmed Libertas supporter, according to the quiz thingy.
Dilberts Ass
This anti-blasphemy law seems to have done it’s job.
Libertas is an anagram of ‘stab lie’. On that basis Ganley should do very well. And I’m never voting for a party called ‘TNUC’ if anyone should ever found one.
Twenty you shoul found a party called The Union of Normal Citizens. In fact, if you don’t reinforce democratic principles by doing this tomorrow morning I’ll have you shot.
Ye’re all down on the list back at HQ.
Heh!, I like.
..I’m surprised the Little Libertwat spamming peons have not invaded this thread yet.
If you needed a drink before …..
http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/lisbonwatch/2009/09/11/is-ganley-to-return/