Monthly Archives: May 2009
Bill Donohue (Catholic League) – utter cunt
Unbelievable. This man is foul, sickening and pathetic. via Athiest Media
Natural surprise
*bring bring* “Hello?” “Twenty, it’s me, Dirty Dave”. “What’s up, Dave?” “Something weird is happening”. “Oh no, not another growth on your shaft…” “No! Nothing like that. It’s outside. What’s that blue stuff?” “It’s called the sky” “But sky is … Continue reading
Some questions
Why do black people sound black when they sing? Do they have black-specific vocal cords? And does that mean that the odd white person who sounds black when they sing is some kind of genetic mutant? Why did the man … Continue reading
Stupid radio ads – part 784
This is classic. So some do-gooders or other have set up a confidential hotline that you can ring up and give information about drug dealers – ‘shop your dealer’, or something. Obviously this would be of benefit to people whose … Continue reading
What’s the alternative to a church funeral?
This is something I touched on in the comments on yesterday’s post. Given that many people will now want nothing to do with the church in this country what is the alternative to a church funeral? You can choose to … Continue reading
Institutional abuse survivor on RTE’s Questions and Answers
No words are necessary from me. Just watch (via Liveblog).
The football game in the future
It is the future. A dark, bleak time after a great war which has left humanity on the brink. A few stalwarts struggle to right what went wrong but the forces of evil prevail. They are pervasive, easy to follow, … Continue reading
If I’m ever reincarnated …
… I’d like to come back with a hardened titanium exoskeleton so football injuries don’t hurt so much. I don’t think it’s too much to ask.
Three is the magic number
“You know, Edgar Allan Poe, I could keep you chained up here forever and nobody would notice”, said Hollywood actor Rob Lowe. “It’s true”, said Poe. “Nobody would even think that I invented the time machine, went back to 1849, … Continue reading
Face Transplants
Why is it every single face transplant person gets Harry Redknapp’s face?
Why is it every single face transplant person gets Harry Redknapp’s face?
