Monthly Archives: April 2009
Copycats
Did you ever sit beside a copycat? Someone who would always try and cog your homework, even if you were cogging it off someone else? Copycats take those tendencies all the way through their life, you know. Some of them … Continue reading
Hey, at least we’ll have a metro
Amidst all the doom and gloom it’s good to know we’re still going to get the metro to the airport. Yes, the same airport that none of us will be going to because we’re just too fucking poor to anywhere … Continue reading
There’s no point in April Fools
It’s kind of pointless now, isn’t it? Everyone suspects everything. Even things vaguely out of the ordinary are classed as attempts to put the Fool on us. And no matter how innovative or clever you are, you’re only going to … Continue reading
It’s kind of pointless now, isn’t it?
Everyone suspects everything. Even things vaguely out of the ordinary are classed as attempts to put the Fool on us. And no matter how innovative or clever you are, you’re only going to trick the really stupid amongst us. And that’s no achievement, is it?
The solution, for me at least, is to move the spirit of April 1st to an as yet unspecified date later in the year. That way nobody will suspect the story being false and untrue, at least not straight away.
But then you reach dangerous ground. It goes from being a prank to an outright lie. Oh well, comes with the territory.
Twenty’s Big-Lie day. Coming soon. Or not. But yes. Or is it?