It’s here, it’s here!
So I guess that’s it. They say we have vaccines but knowing this government there’s probably a load of boxes with ‘Flu vaccine’ written on them but they’re empty and the money we should have spent on the medicine was loaned to a FF friendly property developer.
Our vaccine is now three empty housing estates in Portlaoise.
Can the last blogger alive turn out the lights? Thanks.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
“It’s just the fuckin’ flu. What’s all the fuss?”
(c 1918)
April 30th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Finally a use for those iodine tablets they sent us a few years back. Those, some germolene, a dash of TCP and we’ll be grand.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
It is just a flu..
The only reason people in Meh-ico are dying is because they have a third world health system..oh!
April 30th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Fill3rup said:
“The only reason people in Meh-ico are dying is because they have a third world health system..oh!”
In other words, we here in this sunless banana republic are fucked.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Well,if by fucked you mean,a couple of days in bed watching tv…
only 8 people have died in Mexico and there have only been a few dozen actual cases..
The press are saying that 176 people have died and its just bollox..
They are blowing the shit out of it,its a distraction..watch pakistan and afghanistan..soomthing is going to happen there..
April 30th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Something is going to happen everywhere.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
it Sure is..
April 30th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Swine Flu ?
Does that mean it targets politicians ?
Great news!
April 30th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Miss with friends and enemies. Develop an irritating cough, practice your thousand yard stare. Cough on a canvasser today.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
At least in the UK they are running a clever Advert with preventive advice LOL
Earlier, the government’s chief medical adviser warned Britain will see “many, many more cases” of swine flu, although he said most people would recover.
I’ve been stockpiling Lemsips and Beechams- this is my chance to be rich!
April 30th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
“knowing this government there’s probably a load of boxes with ‘Flu vaccine’ written on them”
Fat chance of them even being organised enough to have that…you’re giving them way too much credit
April 30th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
April 30th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Superb!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Odds on the Israelis attacking Iran in next few days?
Great time to pull another Gaza-style stunt.
And don’t bother Pish. By the way, God is a cunt. And so is her rentboy of a son. Will that do?
April 30th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
In Australia they are advising people to stockpile food and water in LA swine flu is less sever than thought and Joe Binden (that rock of common sense – not) say to stay off planes and trains. If these lot can’t sing from the same hymn sheet we are fucked!
April 30th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
ive invented a vaccine for the swine type flu,just need a few politicion volunteers [must be ff]to try the cunt out on.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
On health grounds I advise everyone to take up chainsmoking. No one comes near us these days as its so unhealthy.
Be great if all the pussies died off. Loads of fags and booze left for me. I Am Fag-End.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Yes, I can imagine you in your house with the non-smokers coming out at night to taunt you.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
It’s Joe Biden dumbass.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Little clear eyed nice-smelling cunts. BAM! BAM!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Cillit Bang powerspray works on bluebottles – I wonder if it is any good on Swine Flu or canvassers ?
April 30th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Worth a try, maggot. You’ve clearly been experimenting already.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m in love with it Jo – farewell Cif products. Effective deodorant as well, though it melts the hairs.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
I tried to phone the Swine Flu Help Line
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all I got was crackling.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
I blame sky news.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I insist that all those in Government, especially the Dept of Health etc., in private practice and all citizens who are locking themselves indoors because of this flu should be immediately dragged off by Gardai to face trial and fined €100,000. This virus is God’s will and his will must be done. Fucking blaspheming anti-god anti-viral twats. May you all burn in hell and have your bank accounts emptied just before you get there.
Styrer
April 30th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I’m off to picket the Mexican Embassey. Eh, where exactly is it?
May 1st, 2009 at 12:41 am
A fianna fail spokesperson has just revealed that swine flu is spread by farting but urges people not to panic as they plan on giving out free butt plugs to everyone and arming the gardai with butt plug guns, should be some interesting gun battles with the limerick gangs.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:12 am
So…weak now….must stay alive…long enough…to….kill as many….pigs as possible…they caused…all this…if only…they…didn’t…taste so damn…good…nyam, nyam, nyam.
May 1st, 2009 at 3:29 am
Its de pygmies to blame
little half man half pyg bastards
May 1st, 2009 at 5:50 am
@DD
It’s sneaked across the border to Norn Iron disguised as a cactus.
A very slow moving cactus.
May 1st, 2009 at 5:54 am
The swine are gettig their revenge on us for turning them into sausage and eating them.
If it proves fatal to decent people the only ones left on earth will be politicians and contributers to Twenty’s blog.
May 1st, 2009 at 6:50 am
you eat Mexicans Loco ?
May 1st, 2009 at 8:51 am
6.50 am, maggot? Jesus.
That crackling joke was excellent.
This cracked me up too
http://theblogpound.wordpress.com/2009/04/28/patient-zero-is-found/
May 1st, 2009 at 9:07 am
A sneeze and a cough set the alarm bells ringing Jo – OK, it’s £20 less but I took a lemsip.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:27 am
I have a cold as well, just waiting for that wheezy sound of respiratory issues…
I thought I could stay away from the pigs, but I had to go to the office today.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:47 pm