Dear Eamon Keane,
1 – Please learn how to pronounce players names before you talk about football. There is no such player on the Barcelona team as ‘Zavi’ and when the experienced football writer you’re interviewing repeatedly calls him ‘Chavi’ maybe you should open your fucking ears and learn something.
2 – After hyping up the Swine Flu with stories of people in different countries showing symptoms, all the while reminding us of how many people died in Mexico, don’t then turn around and ask some GP in Cork ‘Is there a danger the media are hyping this out of all proportion?’. I mean, seriously.
3 – Please ensure that the ‘breaking news’ you so often refer to is actually something fucking interesting and not just some half-baked press release that’s just come in on the fax machine.
4 – You are a cunt.
5 – Shut up.
yours etc,
Twenty
Which of the various Keanes is this and where might he be aurally avoided?
Newstalk.. ..better than Fuck-Face Foley though Twenty..
Fillerup, Foley has the bastarding-gee-bag category all to himself and should have a perpetual trophy for it mounted in his fundament.
Never listen to Foley. I keep meaning to retune the radio in the kitchen but it’s all greasy and I don’t like touching it too much, apart from to turn it on.
aww… Eamonn is the least worst of all the conts on Irish radio, the manky scumbag.
whats a cont?
Has he replied yet ?
Swine flu. A mix of pig, human and avian flu strains. AS Bill Maher said someone must have fucked a turkey club sandwich.
http://newstalk.ie/newstalk/presenters/11/eamon-keane.html
Check out the last question in the Q&A. Seems he’s got very good at maths either.
Ah, the Kerry via Sandymount Keanes.
fuck , I’ve missed the first comment again….
Twenty, I see you’ve upgraded his status from ‘fanny’ since he rated a post in November, 2007!
Had to be done, Conan.
what post?
OK, ok, so a lot of them are a bunch of either smarmy cunts or naive wannabee smartarses, but some of them occasionally have their moments. It’s a consolation to know that nobody, nobody could ever, ever be as big a cunt as Gaybo. So the darkest days are safely in the past.
There may well be a pool of new talent out there, but I reckon the fellow in this video should stick with his day job for the moment. Mind you, he does call a Garda a “cunt”, so Twenty’s trendsetting is bearing fruit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpK1X1fJ0Rw&feature=channel_page
He wants his grass back!
Just heard on RTE that the Gardai have described the discovery of a body in a car boot as “suspicious”.
Did they figure that out all by themselves or were they advised by an expensive consultant?
That’s gas
“nobody could ever, ever be as big a cunt as Gaybo” – not true. three that immediately spring to mind: pat kenny, ryan tubridy and gerry ryan
Fintan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpK1X1fJ0Rw&feature=channel_page
I love his Eddie Izzard impression 2 mins 45 seconds in.
porridge said:
“nobody could ever, ever be as big a cunt as Gaybo” – not true. three that immediately spring to mind: pat kenny, ryan tubridy and gerry ryan
We won’t fall out over this, but I still remember Gaybo and his packed-jury studio audience of grim Kerry Catholic hags, especially the one with buck teeth, when Annie Murphy (remember, the lady who had a son by a bishop and expected him to pay for the young man’s education) appeared on the late Late.
That was an example of hard-core, deeply ingrained cuntism that the three you mention – especially Ryan – are working hard to achieve – but Gaybo is a hard act to follow.
magoo:
For a real classic see his video MUPPETS ALL F— MUPPETS, where he thinks county officials are replying to him, and has obviously never even heard the word “troll”. (kimble5555 in YouTube).
nobody could ever, ever be as big a cunt as Gaybo
The ghastly Gloria Honnyfudd, The Oilslick Brine Kennedy and in a class of his own the completely loathsome Colin Murray.
Re the body in the boot – a suicide with a grudge against the Garda ?
Maggot:nah he was in the running for Hide and Seek champion 2009.. looks like Maddy’s going to clinch it again this year..
maggot:
“Re the body in the boot – a suicide with a grudge against the Garda ?”
No doubt they’ll bring down some boys from Donegal and they’ll extract a full confession from him.
Eamon Keane is stuck up his own hole. Between Marian Finicunes fake increduality when somebody tells her something she already knows – “OH REALLY; I DIDN’T KNOW THAT” – She knew enough to buy and get people out of Mespil flats who had lived there for years…..
And Keanes fake pretence that he’s an intellectual. They’re all cunts. I slap on Bat for Lashes album now instead. When your in love witha beautiful woman, it’s hard…ye know..*cough
Check out
http://www.societyofcunts.co.uk
Seriously. No shit.
Priceless!
http://www.societyofcunts.co.uk/religion.html
maggot: found that in Viz magazine someone brought me from England. Hope I am (geographicaly) eligible.
Viz rules still.
i like him. there’s many a cunt on the radio but he’s done nothing to earn my ire.
A total and utter cunt ! with his Ant n Dec like forehead describes his own show as witty ? the prick ! manky twat . has the worst fake laugh on the planet especially when he has them fianna fail cunts on ! thanks for that keep on hating !
I concur with the twat type cunt remarks about Eamon Keane. What an utter pox.
Gents
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