Comments on: Cocksucking dolphin motherfuckers

By: IvyTheTerrible

IvyTheTerrible — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:29:17 +0000

It won’t be you that told us so but The Simpsons, they told us about it YEARS ago..

By: Lung the Younger

Lung the Younger — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:24:14 +0000

You’re not alone Twenty:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:59:52 +0000

Our Achilles heel is Achill. Once the pod creatures drown Achill, we’re done for.

Unless, like in War of the Worlds they catch a chill.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:48:01 +0000

That’s what the dolphins want you to think.

By: rape-a-tron

rape-a-tron — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:38:27 +0000

dolphins eh? i was certain it would be zombies that would do for us

By: Irish begrudger

Irish begrudger — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:52:44 +0000

Ain’t no dolphin gonna take me alive. I believe their Achilles heal is their penis — their Achilles penis, if you will. Locate it (no easy task) and go to work with some stiff (cough) jabs, maybe a few overhand rights? You’ll soon chop that dolphin down to size, rendering him as impotent as a trout.

By: maggot

maggot — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:16:03 +0000

Tins of Tuna – the only defence. Scares the crap out of the Rio Ferdinands.

By: peadar

peadar — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:09:00 +0000

It’s like the big/far away cow thing in Ted, K?

Explain how that works?

By: GrowUp

GrowUp — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:05:27 +0000

Oh, and peadar, it’s not called a blowhole for nothing.

By: GrowUp

GrowUp — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:04:21 +0000

So, there is “reality” and there is the Simpsons. They are different. It’s like the big/far away cow thing in Ted, K?