*bring bring*
“Hello?”
“Hello, Twenty. It’s me, Dave!”
“Whaddya want?”
“I discovered something amazing today”.
“What’s that?”
“You know yer woman Susan Boyle who sings like an angel but looks Chewbacca?”
“Yes, she’s an internet phenomenon. Everyone knows her”.
“Well, if you photoshop Susan Boyle’s head onto Angelina Jolie’s body it’s revoltingly arousing. I touched myself until I b-”.
“No”.
*click*
Even weirder Twenty, if you photoshop Chewbecca’s head onto Susan Boyle’s body, you get Billy Bob Thornton.
And there’s nobody in the world could shuffle one off over that.
why photoshop? Just actually swap their heads, messy but fuuuun
Photoshop Jimmy Krankie’s head onto Susan Boyle and you get….
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Susan Boyle
Poor man. When did he have the operation ?
Tell all story in the Daily Mirror today:
Bloke said he went down on her around the back of the local chipper. “I were plastered, of course. It were very dark so I had to wait until I could see deep fried mars bar bits in her beard before I knew to go for other end of her” Me mate who was waiting for his go said she were doing the Cadburys eye brows while I was working away.
it’s all very odd if you ask me…….
The deal is, that people are going “Wow, she’s hideous looking, but I can appear to a post-modernist by pretending that her voice transcends her looks”
They are not actually judging her on her voice (which is terrific) they are congratulating themsleves for sticking up for the ugly one, despite their prejudice.
Which I think is more insulting
All I know is that I would hockey her out of it after a shockingly low quantity of alcohol. Perhaps even a non-alcoholic beer. My standards are appalling low though. Also, not only would I openly pretend that she was somebody else during the lovemaking act, but I’d also pretend that I wasn’t there.
Why not just judge her by her voice, which is pretty impressive?
I don’t hear anyone taking too much of the piss about the physical appearance of male performers – geriatrics like Tony Bennet, for example, or Mick Jagger, not to mention Michophile Jackson?
As my aul’ granny used to say: “Sure she’s the way God made her.”
C’mon Fintan – so nobody takes the piss out of MJ’s looks ? Ya What ?
I don’t hear anyone taking too much of the piss about the physical appearance of male performers – geriatrics like Tony Bennet, for example, or Mick Jagger, not to mention Michophile Jackson?
Tony who?
As for the other two, you’re just plain wrong.
maggot and morgor:
C’mon Fintan – so nobody takes the piss out of MJ’s looks ? Ya What ?
Guess you’re right, I exaggerated and not for the first time, but Susan Boyle will deserve the pisstaking that Mickeyphile Jackson gets only after she spends a zillion dollars on operations, skin grafts and chemical treatments to turn herself black and has had a few close brushes with the law for things like running an amusement park where the kiddies ARE the rides.
With the money spent on Mickeyphile’s makeover, any half-decent plastic surgeon could make Susan Boyle look like Scarlett Johansson’s prettier sister.
I can’t remember what I meant by Tony Bennett – or who the hell he was.
LOL
any half-decent plastic surgeon could make Susan Boyle look like Scarlett Johansson’s prettier sister
heh, you could be right.
Did you ever see pictures of her before she got “done”?
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