It’s almost time for the annual lock-in at Ron’s.
Check list:
Smokes, check. Wallet, check. Keys, check. Phone, check. Underpants, check. Habanero peppers to convince Dirty Dave to eat after 14 pints, check. Noseplugs for when Dave vomits copiously all over the place, check.
They should just let us drink as normal, you know. When the economy is up the shitter the way it is forcing businesses to miss a day’s trading over a fucking fairy-tale is just ludicrous.
Right, see you on the other side where the other side = tomorrow. Thankfully my trip away meant I could stock up on powerful over-the-counter painkillers.
Enjoy your Panadol tomorrow, suckers. I’ve got chewable morphine.
3 solphadine and a glass of water before I go to bed works for me every time. So stick your morphine up your hole
Am I the only sucker working today?
So stick your morphine up your hole
What am I, French?
peadar, I guess so. I’m at home doing the laundry.
Yes you are…SUCKER!!!
That’s not fair!
My uncle works at the zoo, and I’ve always found the best hangover cure is to spring into the lion enclosure, and boot a sleeping lion up the hole. Lions are predictable. He’ll jump up, initially run away, realise he has the eating of me, and subsequently give chase. By that time I’ll be easily safe again on the other side of the fence, but sober nonetheless.
poker game tonight. sweet.
need my head on tomorrow though. so need to avoid the whiskey.
Am I the only sucker working today?
Well i’m AT work but …
it depends on whether you call farting and buying stuff online working.
I’ll ask again.
What’s so good about it?
it depends on whether you call farting and buying stuff online working.
well you’re been productive
fucking taleban gets grief over this type of religious shite
here’s my plan; obviously not as eloquent…that’s verbal …fuck it
5 pm – long bath
7 pm – run across the road to the shop – tequila…oh shit ffs..fucking laod of fuck
8 pm poker ’til late
tomorrow a.m. – hopefully wake up with big chunk of money
gl and have a nice day e’body
You guys should show some respect for Christ’s birthday.
JJ- do they give Cholcolate Easter eggs to Kids in Poland ?
I read that there’s some country that the menfolk go around and offer to beat women with a stick.
Was it poland?
Another country you actually get regular eggs.
there were others but i forget.
Easter? Christs Birthday?
Are you shure that’s not the Shitstick in Catalonia, the Christmas Stick that shits out presents? There’s even a rhyme: Shitstick, shitstick, shit out your presents
Or something like that.
Funniest tradition ever. And you can buy little figures squatting and straining.
And you can buy little figures squatting and straining.
Perfect birthday present for Twenty!
Mogor, that’s Iran. And when Christians are no more and Islam takes over it will be legal to beat your wife again. So put aside a stout stick in preparation for the day when it comes. And forget about any kind of booze. You’ll all be driven to sobriety.
Jo, it’s the Caganer.
Hey – one of the guys is smoking a pipe ! Must buy!
The one at the end is feeling his balls, how queer.
Mad bastards. It’s so strange.
I think if you smoked a pie while pooing, it would have to go ‘toooot!’
Is it of the Flintstone’s variety, that Bart Simpson is a self-confessed user of?
CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS !
you lazy shower of no good drunken bastards
priest to my grandad ” Mick , Thats not meat your eating is it ? you know its Good Friday ”
Mick ” its a good friday we have meat ”
Jaysus times were tough in demdays boys
Found an American band with an interesting name – Anal Cunt –
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_Cunt
Ah, Anal Cunt. That’s the Daniel O’Donnell tribute band isn’t it? Apparently they have his blessing, although he did ask that they not tone down the native aggression in his music. He felt they were wussifying it a little.
Sir Topham hat wrote:
April 11th, 2009 at 5:03 am
CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS !
you lazy shower of no good drunken bastards
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I can only speak for myself, but I’m actually quite hard-working and I haven’t tasted alcohol for about three weeks now. I’m on what we call a “nose-whitening month” here. I’m not a bastard, either, but what if I had been born out of wedlock?
I didn’t ask anyone to die for my sins, nor for a shower of chancers, profiteers and paedophiles or their shielders to try and fill my life with guilt over some sky fairy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNy6ziOyxoA
Thump your own craw all you want, but don’t expect other to do the same.
Fintan – I think Sir Topham was only pulling your chain.
Twenty, I’m damn glad the market was closed for a silly fairy-tale…….I didn’t lose any money, that’s a Good Friday in my book!!!
maggot said:
April 11th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Fintan – I think Sir Topham was only pulling your chain.
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I thought so, too. Then I gave his a yank as well. LOL
Fintan you ARE going to HELL
and I will look down at you from paradise and laugh as you slowly sizzle AND I will laugh for
hmmm … ETERNITY HA HA HA HA etc etc
Sir Topham Hat Says:
April 13th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Fintan you ARE going to HELL
and I will look down at you from paradise and laugh as you slowly sizzle AND I will laugh for
hmmm … ETERNITY HA HA HA HA etc etc
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Thanks for that. I always love it when Christians reveal their true sentiments and the depth of their Christian charity. I guess maggot was wrong and you really are a religious nutbar – with all the luggage that goes with that.
Nevertheless, I’ll humour you and play along with your belief in magic trees, talking snakes and Judgement Day. Are you really so sure that you’ll be heading up to the big comfy cloud in the sky when I plunge into Hot City? LOL
Here’s a video that should give you food for thought:
http://www.apocalypsecartoons.com/fathertucker/ep10/ft10.html
Weeping, raw, scalding, stinging, septic, putrid, painful, what did you forget to put in your wallet Twenty ? What should every young gentleman carry in his wallet ? when he’s on the tear.
Happy Easter all!
What should every young gentleman carry in his wallet ? when he’s on the tear.
False ID – a must.
Fintan
you are a rather obtuse individual aren’t you.
I should of thought it would have been obvious to any with a modicum of wit that I was employing sarcasm. Not the subtle kind but the Bleeding obvious kind.
Congratulations you are a twat !
Sir Topham Hat Says:
April 14th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Fintan
you are a rather obtuse individual aren’t you.
I should of thought it would have been obvious to any with a modicum of wit that I was employing sarcasm. Not the subtle kind but the Bleeding obvious kind.
Congratulations you are a twat !
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Thanks for that, ST.
I don’t indulge in personal abuse, so I won’t reply in kind.
As for your sarcasm, may I respectfully suggest you work on your technique a bit. But I hope it makes you feel better when you insult people.
ROFLMAO @u