Apparently Mickey pizza was the exclusive diet of the World War 2 soldiers who built the bridge over the river Kwai. Some of the soldiers later wrote of increased muscle mass and heightened lung capacity. I guess you never can predict where you’ll find goodness.
Probably a Dublin pizza, like coddle with its dead men’s mickeys.
would sir like some extra knob cheese on your mickey?
Could I have extra crunchy pubes and some garlic smeg please? Thanks!
Did it semen like a good idea at the time?
Yes, a willy good idea.
did it have a hard crust around it?
probably one of the few occasions you could truthfully say you had a 12″ mickey
Did you sue for Phalus advertising?
warning: may contain nuts
I knew you were in Spain.
Enjoy the match?
Cheesy. And the ice cream?
Putting it in English as well seems a little un-necessary.
Did you sue for Phalus advertising?
Yes, I won enough money to build my own scrotum pole.
Conan – yeah, even the least cunning linguist would have been able to work that out.
Div, match?! I was visiting the Guggenheim.
I was sure I saw you on TV taking a dump near the corner flag.
I do need some new poo pics.
Do you by any chance write another blog, Mr. Major?
Do the mushroom Mickys have a real fungal infection on them?
Good stuff Twenty.
‘I was visiting the Guggenheim.’
I hope you didn’t hang any naked pictures of Juan Carlos?
Heh, this mickery-japery is what you all do best.
Get a mickey pizza down and it’s gonna be guggenheimlich.
Did they have any gee dishes on the menu?
Apparently Mickey pizza was the exclusive diet of the World War 2 soldiers who built the bridge over the river Kwai. Some of the soldiers later wrote of increased muscle mass and heightened lung capacity. I guess you never can predict where you’ll find goodness.
Mickey pizza with an extra helping of smegma sauce.
Happy Easter everyone!
Did they have any gee dishes on the menu?
Cuntelloni?
I once saw a sign for ass flavoured donuts (meant to be Ass. Flavoured Donuts)
An item I once saw on a poorly translated menu abroad:
“Cock in redwinesauce”
I think they meant “Coq au vin”, but ordered a steak just in case
I wonder if it has shagged Abi Tit Mouse ?
mmmm nearly as tasty as a piss flap burger
the Guggenheim in bilbao is amzing. the basque are such wonderful people
Er they do have a nasty habit of blowing up things and people though…
on the pasta menu: cuntjam cannaloni