Serious medical question
Posted on | April 3, 2009 | 31 Comments
If you injected your scrotum with botox would you end up with a ballbag that looked like it was hewn from the finest marble and polished to within an inch of its life?
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April 3rd, 2009 @ 2:49 pm
At an off hand guess.
No.
Ye wouls still have a hairy wrinkled sack.
Unless you were a metrosexual type.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 2:49 pm
At an off hand guess.
No.
Ye would still have a hairy wrinkled sack.
Unless you were a metrosexual type.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 2:52 pm
And please, please, you don’t have your pants around yer ankles a a small syringe in your hand.
You haven’t been experimenting?
April 3rd, 2009 @ 2:57 pm
Of course not. I have no scrotum issues. I was just wondering.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 2:58 pm
No. Botox effects the muscles, or rather the nerves connecting to the muscles. That’s why foreheads can’t emote, the eyebrows won’t rise.
You might end up with numb balls (kick, no effect, apart from internal bleeding) but more likely it would effect the muscles that draw in the testes when it gets too cold or hot (always blame the cold) which may lead to mutations in the sperm or inferitility.
Of course if you’re injecting botox there, I don’t think you’re too worried about baby twenty
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
Could it lead to hugely mishapen testicles?
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:03 pm
Ah that would be elephantitis.
Its caused by a parasitic infection.
Only if you have been in dirty water in central Africa.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:03 pm
Cut the procrastination Twenty, and just do it. You know you are itchihg to try it.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:05 pm
Why would you want numb nuts?
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
Maybe itchybollox syndrome?
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:14 pm
You could might a right botox of your left bollox.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:17 pm
And please, please, you don’t have your pants around yer ankles a a small syringe in your hand.
He’s just waiting for the right album before taking the plunge so to speak..
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:32 pm
As a rare tri-testicled man, scrotal debate is a topic close to my scrotum. Personally, I think a generous application of Mr. Sheen upon a shorn scrotum is nothing short of mesmerising, particularly to the fairer sex. The discerning, naughties Irish woman loves nothing more than touching up her make-up in the reflective surface of a gleaming sack. Studies have proven so. I don’t have the statistics at hand, but these are peer-reviewed journals I’m talking about.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 3:45 pm
I’ve heard of injecting saline into the ball sac for sexual gratification. But not botox. humm. interesting idea.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 4:31 pm
While Will Knot’s explanation is very thorough I actuallly think you’d end up with someting like a coconut between you legs
April 3rd, 2009 @ 4:57 pm
The same colour too?
April 3rd, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
I have no scrotum issues.
Not keen on discussing your prostate though. Sensitive subject.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 5:13 pm
If you injected your scrotum with botox would you end up with a ballbag that looked like it was hewn from the finest marble and polished to within an inch of its life?
It would look like this :
http://www.offalyexpress.ie/sectionhome.aspx?sectionID=11071
April 3rd, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
Numb nuts! They have to have political connotations.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 6:56 pm
yes.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 6:56 pm
This has just reminded me how much I fucking hate Aslan.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 7:20 pm
“How can I protect you from this craaaaaazy world”
Eh you can start by getting off the smack and stop singing that fucking song over and over and over again.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 7:26 pm
Someone should have injected botox into Christy Dignam’s father’s bollocks.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 7:36 pm
As appealing as finest marble and polished to within an inch of its life sounds, not sure I would want that slapping against me.
April 3rd, 2009 @ 10:46 pm
maggot, are you saying a botox injected scrotum would resemble ‘Brian Cowen’s Special Features’ with that link?
What about the way testicle skin wrinkles creepily slowly, like when you blow on it, would it stop that? It’s like watching snail antennae appearing.
April 4th, 2009 @ 8:22 am
Really Jo, you are such a hussy! And Angie!
April 4th, 2009 @ 8:27 am
not sure I would want that slapping against me.
I salute your graphic imagery..
April 4th, 2009 @ 2:46 pm
Maggot was the link anything to do with the sheep or the magnificent portrait of the Cowen family because even tho i forced myself to try to read most of it (no, be honest, only the bits in blue, it is too tedious -is it owned by some sort of Cowen pr firm or something?)I couldn’t find any scrotum references, or marble for that matter. Do you know something about B. Cowen which needs further explanation?
April 4th, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
Jo, what other hobbies do you have?
April 4th, 2009 @ 6:43 pm
It’s just that Cowen reminds me of a scrotum
April 9th, 2009 @ 1:41 pm
maggot Says:
April 4th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
It’s just that Cowen reminds me of a scrotum
More a bellend I think.