31 Responses to “Serious medical question”

• noddy Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm

  At an off hand guess.
  No.
  Ye wouls still have a hairy wrinkled sack.
  Unless you were a metrosexual type.
• noddy Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm

  At an off hand guess.
  No.
  Ye would still have a hairy wrinkled sack.
  Unless you were a metrosexual type.
• noddy Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 2:52 pm

  And please, please, you don’t have your pants around yer ankles a a small syringe in your hand.
  You haven’t been experimenting?
• Twenty Major Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 2:57 pm

  Of course not. I have no scrotum issues. I was just wondering.
• Will Knott Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 2:58 pm

  No. Botox effects the muscles, or rather the nerves connecting to the muscles. That’s why foreheads can’t emote, the eyebrows won’t rise.

  You might end up with numb balls (kick, no effect, apart from internal bleeding) but more likely it would effect the muscles that draw in the testes when it gets too cold or hot (always blame the cold) which may lead to mutations in the sperm or inferitility.

  Of course if you’re injecting botox there, I don’t think you’re too worried about baby twenty
• Twenty Major Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm

  Could it lead to hugely mishapen testicles?
• noddy Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm

  Ah that would be elephantitis.
  Its caused by a parasitic infection.
  Only if you have been in dirty water in central Africa.
• Grandad Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:03 pm

  Cut the procrastination Twenty, and just do it. You know you are itchihg to try it.
• noddy Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm

  Why would you want numb nuts?
• noddy Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:09 pm

  Maybe itchybollox syndrome?
• Holemaster Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:14 pm

  You could might a right botox of your left bollox.
• Fill3rup Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm

  And please, please, you don’t have your pants around yer ankles a a small syringe in your hand.
  

  He’s just waiting for the right album before taking the plunge so to speak..
• irishbegrudger Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm

  As a rare tri-testicled man, scrotal debate is a topic close to my scrotum. Personally, I think a generous application of Mr. Sheen upon a shorn scrotum is nothing short of mesmerising, particularly to the fairer sex. The discerning, naughties Irish woman loves nothing more than touching up her make-up in the reflective surface of a gleaming sack. Studies have proven so. I don’t have the statistics at hand, but these are peer-reviewed journals I’m talking about.
• fig Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 3:45 pm

  I’ve heard of injecting saline into the ball sac for sexual gratification. But not botox. humm. interesting idea.
• Conan Drumm Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm

  While Will Knot’s explanation is very thorough I actuallly think you’d end up with someting like a coconut between you legs
• Twenty Major Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 4:57 pm

  The same colour too?
• maggot Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 pm

  I have no scrotum issues.

  Not keen on discussing your prostate though. Sensitive subject.
• maggot Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm

  If you injected your scrotum with botox would you end up with a ballbag that looked like it was hewn from the finest marble and polished to within an inch of its life?

  It would look like this :

  http://www.offalyexpress.ie/sectionhome.aspx?sectionID=11071
• Loco Lobo Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm

  Numb nuts! They have to have political connotations.
• itchybollix Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 pm

  yes.
• Xbox4NappyRash Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 pm

  This has just reminded me how much I fucking hate Aslan.
• Holemaster Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 7:20 pm

  “How can I protect you from this craaaaaazy world”

  Eh you can start by getting off the smack and stop singing that fucking song over and over and over again.
• Xbox4NappyRash Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 pm

  Someone should have injected botox into Christy Dignam’s father’s bollocks.
• Angie Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 7:36 pm

  As appealing as finest marble and polished to within an inch of its life sounds, not sure I would want that slapping against me.
• Jo Says:
  April 3rd, 2009 at 10:46 pm

  maggot, are you saying a botox injected scrotum would resemble ‘Brian Cowen’s Special Features’ with that link?

  What about the way testicle skin wrinkles creepily slowly, like when you blow on it, would it stop that? It’s like watching snail antennae appearing.
• maggot Says:
  April 4th, 2009 at 8:22 am

  Really Jo, you are such a hussy! And Angie!
• Fill3rup Says:
  April 4th, 2009 at 8:27 am

  not sure I would want that slapping against me.

  I salute your graphic imagery..
• Sister maggot Says:
  April 4th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

  Maggot was the link anything to do with the sheep or the magnificent portrait of the Cowen family because even tho i forced myself to try to read most of it (no, be honest, only the bits in blue, it is too tedious -is it owned by some sort of Cowen pr firm or something?)I couldn’t find any scrotum references, or marble for that matter. Do you know something about B. Cowen which needs further explanation?
• Loco Lobo Says:
  April 4th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

  Jo, what other hobbies do you have?
• maggot Says:
  April 4th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

  It’s just that Cowen reminds me of a scrotum
• noddy Says:
  April 9th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

  maggot Says:
  April 4th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
  It’s just that Cowen reminds me of a scrotum
  More a bellend I think.

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