Monthly Archives: April 2009
It’s here, it’s here!
Swine Flu hits Ireland. So I guess that’s it. They say we have vaccines but knowing this government there’s probably a load of boxes with ‘Flu vaccine’ written on them but they’re empty and the money we should have spent … Continue reading
Canvassers
Are the canvassers out and about yet for the local/european elections? I ask because none have called to my door yet. I’ve got some leaflets despite the sign on my door which says ‘No junk mail’. Why do politicians think … Continue reading
I’ll blaspheme who I want, you God fearing cunt Ahern
Can you believe this shit? A NEW crime of blasphemous libel is to be proposed by the Minister for Justice in an amendment to the Defamation Bill, which will be discussed by the Oireachtas committee on justice today. Minister for … Continue reading
A letter to a cunt
Dear Eamon Keane, 1 – Please learn how to pronounce players names before you talk about football. There is no such player on the Barcelona team as ‘Zavi’ and when the experienced football writer you’re interviewing repeatedly calls him ‘Chavi’ … Continue reading
Swine flu
What a stupid name for it. We’ve had bird flu which affects birds but swine flu seems to only affect Mexicans. It should be called ‘Mexican Death Flu’ or ‘Tequila Canker’ or something better. These fuckers don’t know how to … Continue reading
Not Buddy Holly, thankfully
I was on a flight this weekend with Ronan Keating. Well, he was sitting a couple of rows ahead of me. He kept his dark glasses on the whole time. That’s so he could check people out with them knowing. … Continue reading
Just rub it in
Yet another medical emergency with Dirty Dave has left me exhausted. He knocked on my door last night at 2am franctic with worry. At first he was relucant to tell me what was wrong but eventually he came out with … Continue reading
Reform.ie – stick your spam up your hole
Dear reform.ie, how about reforming your email sending policy? “Of possible interest” it said at the top of the press release you sent me. “Of no fucking interest whatsoever” would have been more accurate. And I’m not interested in having … Continue reading
Queues and cars and traffic and stuff
See all these plans to make Dublin city-centre car free? Pointless. Seriously. You just need to look at the fact that thousands of people queued for a deli job in Londis yesterday. That’s unsustainable. Emigration is back on the agenda … Continue reading
The cream of the nation
Tip of the hat to SuperGrover who posted this on the forum. It deserves a wider audience though. “It went all the way up my gowl and it’s fuckin’ big” – absolute gold.
Tip of the hat to SuperGrover who posted this on the forum. It deserves a wider audience though.
“It went all the way up my gowl and it’s fuckin’ big” – absolute gold.