Comments on: Stupid radio ads – part 790

By: divneymathers

divneymathers — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:45:31 +0000

Right! Oh so very right…..

By: Proud Englishman

Proud Englishman — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:05:30 +0000

Wrong! Oh so very wrong…….

By: johnnypiles

johnnypiles — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:28:04 +0000

Patrick Swayze and Jane Goody appearing together in panto next Christmas…..OH NO THEY’RE NOT

By: johnnypiles

johnnypiles — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:24:31 +0000

Just back from the gym and there’s a new machine,only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.It’s good though-it does everything…KitKats,Mars Bars,Snickers and crisps…

By: johnnypiles

johnnypiles — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:21:15 +0000

That Alfie Patten’s partenity test has come negative.Police are now looking for other males with a cock the size of a 12-year old.Probably best you keep your head down Bock

By: Loco Lobo

Loco Lobo — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:48:53 +0000

Maa! I sent your bank account number to a man in NIgeria. We’re gunna be rich.

By: Sheepshagger

Sheepshagger — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:27:34 +0000

Mammy, why am I going around in a ring?

Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor as well!

By: johnnypiles

johnnypiles — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:14:00 +0000

Ann and Stan are out walking,Ann says ‘I need a piss’,and goes behind a bush.Stan hears her knickers come down,and feeling kinky,puts his hand through the bushes and between her legs.He feels something hanging,’Ann,have you changed your sex?’…’no’…she replies ‘I’ve changed my mind,I’m having a shite’….

By: Peadar

Peadar — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:46:06 +0000

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the shower:

Points to her crotch:

“Mammy,whats that?”

“Thats my hedgehog”

A couple of days later johnny walks into bathroom while his granny is getting out of the shower. He runs down stairs to his ma and says

“Grannys hedgehog is dead”
“Why do you say that Johnny?”

“Cause its guts are hanging out”

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:14:54 +0000

After all the women were finished laughing at the kid I said to him “wait until you’re older and she tells that story to your girlfriend.”

And she will, no doubt about it.

After she tells him to keep it in his pants till he’s married.