Caveman instincts
Posted on | March 3, 2009 | 84 Comments
Violence.
It’s a primal urge. Before we developed language to communicate our displeasure the world must have been a tremendously fighty place.
“Caveman neighbour has just done fun time with my Cavewife. Must react”.
And Caveman neighbour gets his head smashed in with a big fucking rock. I suspect Caveman neighbour, if he survived, learned his lesson and didn’t go near Cavewife ever again.
We’re more civilised now, better edudated, more upstanding, more sensible. But surely that primal instinct lurks in all of us. When faced with frustration, situations that words seem not to resolve, the desire to lash out and inflict pain bubbles towards the surface.
I mean, go over to Suzy’s and look at the video of the Fianna Fail members sitting around the RTE reporter as he delivers a report from the Ard Fheis. I’ve watched it about 5 times now and honestly, there’s this part of me that wants to wade in there and kick the fucking shit out of all them.
You, stupid looking fuck on the left. *KAPOW*. You, little, scuttery looking ratboy at the bottom right *SPLONK*
Look at them, thick fucking cunts. You know no amount of debate, reasoning or intelligence would get anything into their stupid fucking heads. Members of the politcal party that has raped this country down the years, they remain loyal, steadfast, totally unwilling to accept their wrongdoings, that they are the problem.
Slack-jawed, ruddy-necked halfwits. I hate them. I fucking hate them. They frustrate me to the point where I’d take a bat to their monstrously dense heads. I can picture it too clearly. It worries me slightly.
And the politicians. Lying, corrupt, cheating cunts. The ones from whom the gaping mongtards take their cue. Noel Dempsey‘s speech so infuriating because it’s just what Fianna Fail always do. The people of Ireland have let these fuckers away with so much over the years, and now, when the banks have collapsed, the economy is in the absolute shitter, unemployment is rising, services are being cut, there isn’t the slightest trace of accountability.
It’s someone else’s fault, it’s a ‘global’ problem, Fianna Fail is whiter than white, questioning the integrity of the party is somehow beyond the pale. ‘What, us? How dare you?’. The guilty bleat loudest. They have presided over this fucking disaster yet point fingers elsewhere and refuse to accept liability.
Their banker and developer friends, with whom I’m sure there is a massive cover-up, a conspiracy of silence which they will attempt to hide with obfuscation and dissemblance, have screwed hundreds of thousands of people in this country and get away with a slap on the wrist, a mighty pension, yet no punishment.
And because there are so many fucking idiot cunts who will still vote for these hucksters, these swindlers, who will vote for them no matter what they do, the lessons they should be taught never will be. Oh, there might be a short-term drop 0ff but it’s too much to hope that this is the final straw. Nothing changes.
Don’t you feel helpless, frustrated, angry?
I am not a violent man but I want to beat the shit out of them. I want to smash their fucking, ugly, lying faces in. I want them to understand how fucking pissed off I am. I want to kick them while they lie on the ground. I hear them talk about property taxes and carbon taxes and I want to rub their faces off spinning bicycle tyres. I want to choke them, slap their faces. I want to make them cry, make them beg, because they will not suffer otherwise. And we will. All of us will.
Fuck democracy, fuck education, fuck knowing better. They are the Caveman neighbour and I am the Caveman. I want my rock. My big fucking rock and then I’ll teach them.
Then they’ll learn.
Cunts.
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March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:12 am
I’ll make you a nice Horlicks.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:14 am
I’ll use the mug to bash their teeth in
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:42 am
They’re not like those stooge governments in Iraq and Afghanistan, who were installed by foreign invaders, i.e. Bush and his arselicker-in-chief Bliar, but were voted in by the people of Ireland in free and fair elections.
In other words, the people of Ireland voted to be shafted. Now they are being shafted, so why not just rub on some more lubricant and bear it in silence? What else can you do?
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:44 am
Well, quite. I said as much after the last election.
Still doesn’t mean I don’t want to break all their arms.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:48 am
As if any other party would have done any different.
@Fintan…do change the record, you are a stooge swallowing all the BS your lefty controlled media feeds you.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:49 am
I find your desire to break heads more sensible than primal. More educated than irrational.
If we culled these twats, we would have an infinitely more civilised society.
Evolution at work.
The cunts.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:51 am
As if any other party would have done any different.
I never, for one second, suggested otherwise, but it’s a lazy fucking defence, isn’t it?
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:57 am
obfuscation
That’s a new one to me. I’m going to use that word at every chance today
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:02 am
I was in a pub one time when Ivor Callely, of all people, got re-elected or some such thing a load of ‘supporters’ had him up on their shoulders, clapping him on the arm and shouting ‘good man, Ivor’ and stuff.
It was a hugely embarrassing sight. They couldn’t see that this self-serving cunt was just out for Number 1 and these arse licking tosspots meant nothing to him.
I also remember noting that, amid the revelry, a lot of them looked very self-conscious about it, even while whooping in a ceili manner, as though whooping was just not their natural manner of expression. Sort of like that clip of Kinnock and Mandelson and Co. singing along to Simply the Best (I think) at some UK Labour conference some years back. Remember that?
Scarlet for them.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:04 am
Unless in the throes of sporting achievement (either playing or spectating) I think whooping is an unnatural thing for most people.
Not least with some self-serving cunt on your shoulders.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:19 am
What galls me most is when they say that the public need to stop apportioning blame and get on with finding solutions, ways through this predicament. That’s Cowen at his finest right there. Cunt.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:49 am
Thank you Twenty you have coherently elucidated my inner and outer rage about the fuckwit franchise that is FF.
Once again I thank you.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:51 am
“A lazy fucking defence”, indeed.
Vote for anyone else but them. Vote out all those cozy cunts swanning around in helicopters on the public purse. Get rid of them, and change the pension rules. Vote independent.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 12:10 pm
@ Max: “Fintan…do change the record, you are a stooge swallowing all the BS your lefty controlled media feeds you.”
Fuck you very much for that stupid comment, Max. Please explain to me and the others what media you are referring to and how you conclude they are “lefty controlled” – or forever hauld yer whisht!
March 3rd, 2009 @ 12:24 pm
I’ve just one question about this post: do we have to bring our own rocks or do you have enough for everyone?
March 3rd, 2009 @ 12:31 pm
Best post about politics in Ireland I’ve read this year.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 12:38 pm
Why waste time voting ? They are ALL cunts – and no matter which cunt gets elected we are screwed. OK, by not voting you still end up getting screwed but you sacved yourself some time – and at least if only 20% of the population actually vote the cunts cannot claim they have the support of the people.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 12:41 pm
Rarely have I seen such fire in the pen of a man!
More power to your elbow, Twenty.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 12:46 pm
Twenty is good with his elbow. Or should that be fist? I’m not sure
March 3rd, 2009 @ 12:51 pm
Organise a Bloggers vs TDs Ice Hockey match Twenty !
March 3rd, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
What a gormless looking bunch of throwbacks.
You wouldn’t buy a used car from any of them.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 1:18 pm
They’re pissing more people off than they’re saving or covering up.
There’s a storm brewing.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 1:29 pm
Best post about rocks I’ve read this year.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
Heh,they look like they are on Top Of The Pops with Dave Lee Travis, obviously told by the floor manager not to “carry on” or there’ll be serious trouble.
I share your rage.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 1:49 pm
As yer man says: Politics, showbiz for ugly people. Although a few of the cunts in that video would have to improve to be ugly.
And as yer other man says: cunts get the governments they deserve.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 2:01 pm
Fianna Fail and Fine Gael both need a Cunting in the Bastard. The only real way of fucking them up good and proper is to join them en masse, swell their ranks and neutralise them.
Another alternative is a new political party but that would take ten years to take hold and mature. Too late.
Action Now!
March 3rd, 2009 @ 2:41 pm
“Vote out all those cozy cunts swanning around in helicopters on the public purse.”
In fairness, the helicopters don’t always have doors.
The new political party could be “The Cunts”, with the motto, ‘At least we’re honest’.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 3:02 pm
We could join the UK again and make it their problem.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
“We could join the UK again and make it their problem”
But we went one better and joined the EU, whole lot of good that did – bye bye sugar beet growing and processing, and hello non-productive farming.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
But we went one better and joined the EU, whole lot of good that did – bye bye sugar beet growing and processing, and hello non-productive farming.
Dont forget “Straight Banana’s” what the fuck was all that about?
All proper Banana’s are as bent as a nine pound note..
March 3rd, 2009 @ 3:43 pm
Yeah, it’s much easier hit the spot with a bent one
March 3rd, 2009 @ 3:56 pm
Ah..Peader. Just in time..
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:11 pm
Was that straight banana thing actually true, or just a bullshit story? I’ve never seen a straight banana
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:11 pm
The dude in the front without a tie looks piss drunk.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:23 pm
Nah it was true,Eu directive. All Banana’s to be equal length.There weren’t “straight” so to speak but were definitely straighter than regular Banana’s.Anyway that directive was abolished so we are back to Peadars favourite prostate scratchers..
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:27 pm
The dude in the front without a tie looks piss drunk.
He probably is. Cream of the crop to represent Fianna Fail though.
Straight bananas:
Was the European Union trying to ban straight bananas, or bent ones? This story goes back so far that a lot of people are no longer sure quite what the scandal was about. They just remember that Brussels seemed to be taking an unhealthy interest in the shape of this fruit.
Here is the correct answer: the commissioners have no problem with straight bananas, it’s the crooked ones they don’t like so much, but they have never banned them. As Commission Regulation (EC) 2257/94 puts it, bananas must be “free from malformation or abnormal curvature”. In the case of “Extra class” bananas, there is no wiggle room, but Class 1 bananas can have “slight defects of shape”, and Class 2 bananas can have full-on “defects of shape”.
No attempt is made to define “abnormal curvature” in the case of bananas, which must lead to lots of arguments. Contrast the case of cucumbers (Commission Regulation (EEC) No 1677/88), where Class I and “Extra class” cucumbers are allowed a bend of 10mm per 10cm of length. Class II cucumbers can bend twice as much.
That should clear it up.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:31 pm
Still,Peadar’s happy now,and that what counts…
..especially one’s with abnormal curvature
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:32 pm
Peadar:
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
“Was that straight banana thing actually true, or just a bullshit story? I’ve never seen a straight banana.”
No, Peadar, it’s a euromyth
See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6481969.stm
But I do remember, fadó, fadó. listening to Oliver J. Flanagan speaking from the platform of a lorry during an election campaign in the 1950s.
He said: “De Valera” reminds me of a banana.”
Someone in the crowd shouted: “How’s that, Oliver?”
“Well, he started off green and then he turned yella, but he’s still crooked.”
At least in those days the politicians were good for the odd laugh.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:35 pm
We don’t want you lot back in the UK, you ungreatful fuckin shower, ye didn’t appreciate us Brits when we were telling ye what to do and saving ye from yourselves, your whinging cousins up in the six counties are going the same way, they have they’r own form of government that can’t decide who’s responsibility it is to turn off the street lighting during daylight hours, as a result there is lights on twenty four hours in a lot of places, fuckin Clowns!
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
I swear I wrote mine before I saw this, but yes, that’s exactly my reaction too.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
That should clear it up.
I see you’ve obviously started some time management
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
Yeah,Alfie ,we never thanked ye properly for that
ethnic cleansingfamine…March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
“That should clear it up.”
Thanks Twenty.
What’s the story with parsnips and carrots?
Just asking.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:47 pm
They make good soup, Conan.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:48 pm
They are very nice boiled and mashed together too..
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:48 pm
Conan Drumm Says:
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
“That should clear it up.”
Thanks Twenty.
What’s the story with parsnips and carrots?
Just asking.
You eat them with meat and spuds.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 4:53 pm
What’s the story with parsnips and carrots?
Just asking.
They’re too straight, stick to the bananas
March 3rd, 2009 @ 5:04 pm
Should parsnips be peeled before roasting or just washed?
March 3rd, 2009 @ 5:09 pm
depends what you’ve been using it for
March 3rd, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
I don’t buy second hand parsnips
March 3rd, 2009 @ 5:30 pm
Lorcan the Lion, I suggest peeling them, but not excesively. Just scrape them with a knife.
Don’t forget honey.
With regards to “the Cunts” I suggest using sharp, not blunt objects, as my imagination suggests rivers of blood.
Even I, having lived in this country for just a short while, find that I would like to ensure they’re diagnosed with shaken baby syndrome every single one of them. That’s for starters.
Later in the schedule there is place for badly executed tracheotomy (so they will have to learn to speak again, if thye’re lucky). Maybe a fracture here and there, a broken bone perhaps, as they fall from stairs.
I don’t think they will miss their fingernais, either, or that would have anything against free electicity flowing trough their bodies.
Just a bunch of ideas, you know. To spice up the stone – throwing.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 5:32 pm
Let’s get back to calling Fianna Fail a bunch of cunts.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 5:35 pm
I’d like to beat every single one of them to death with a sockful of medium-hardness shit.
abnormal curvature ?? Do you mean unusually crooked? That’s what all of them are.
I’d lock Mary Harney up for ever along with the FF cunts, but make sure she never got cucumbers that weren’t pre-sliced.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 6:42 pm
I’ve come across bi-furcate carrots and wondered if there was rules agin them.
cooking parsnips and carrots –
Yes, peeled, in a tray with loads of butter and cloves of garlic, roasted for about 35mins.
mashing them is blasphemy
March 3rd, 2009 @ 6:46 pm
You idiot. I bet you wouldn’t say that to any of those people if they were standing in front of you. They’re taking an interest in our country and trying to make things right but you just bitch on your blog. They’re 100 times the man you are.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 6:54 pm
FFer, ff off.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 7:05 pm
I’ve come across bi-furcate carrots and wondered if there was rules agin them.
I had to look that up, but sure I’m an ignorant culchie. Anyway a bi-furcate carrot could be very useful Conan
March 3rd, 2009 @ 7:09 pm
FFer, I’d say it to them.
And I’ll say it to you as well you fucking lowlife inbred cunt. Taking an interest in our country? Get a grip. THey’re only there to rubberneck and get their facdes on telly before getting scuttered on cheap booze with a load of priests and hurlers.
Fianna Fail can ask my sack.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
Violence.
It’s a primal urge.
Might be a primal urge – but THE primal urge is sex – so volunteers needed.
I think Morgor should ride Cowen.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 7:20 pm
Great rant! Well put!
Oh stop whitewashing your feelings. Don’t hold back. Tell us how ya’ really feel!
:)
March 3rd, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Two Sharps, two Flats and a packet of Gravel…
Lets go to the stoning!
March 3rd, 2009 @ 8:09 pm
A mighty one, Twenty.
Makes me think of this, but without the Lord bit:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 8:32 pm
I’m not going to go on, I could go on forever.
The vast majority of people are thick cunts – that’s the problem. And FF know that. All top brass in FF are solicitors; smart cunts, in a scummy way. Minister for Justice – a 600 page report on corruption in the cops he talks about 2 TDS who were in 4 pages of the report; minister for finance(ex-minister for justice, also a solicitor) first thing he does is sell the state to the banks in september – his pals. Cowen – also a solicitor – former minister for finance – pump-primed the economy during a boom; knew fucking well what he was doing for his friends in the golden circle The 2 biggest selling newspaers are the sunday world and the sunday independent. q.e.d – the vast majority of people are thick cunts
As some said previously – there is something in the air and I hope it gets to the gates of harney, ahearn etc very soon. they’ve ruined politics in this country, the sad thing is the vast majority of people don’t get it.
on a final note…..i come from north couty dublin – FF TDs here have been found guilty of a crime. Ray Burke, GV Wright, Charles Haughey. If I was found guilty of a crime I’d be fucked – they’re all still toddling along with their state payments.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 8:34 pm
FFer:
March 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
“I bet you wouldn’t say that to any of those people if they were standing in front of you. They’re taking an interest in our country …”
Yes, and robbing it blind, you sister-fucking degererate!
I’ve been telling the cunts that straight to their faces for years. Most of them are too fucking thick to even get it that I’m serious.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 8:47 pm
I’m thinking of joining Fianna Fail so I can fuck them up. I’m telling you, if loads of people join up, they’ll be fucked.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 8:53 pm
I think we should have a competition to come up with the best methods to punish/torture the bastards…
having said all this – the only thing that scares me more than cowen being in charge is the cunt kenny from mayo being given the job
March 3rd, 2009 @ 10:11 pm
FG won’t go far with Kenny in charge. They’re no better than FF anyway, they haven’t been in power in so long, they seem more honest.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:01 pm
You idiot. I bet you wouldn’t say that to any of those people if they were standing in front of you.
I would and I’d even write it out and spell it phonetically so they’d understand me, the thick fucking cunts.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:42 pm
I think we should have a competition to come up with the best methods to punish/torture the bastards…
I’d win – being shagged by Morgor ? What could be worse ?
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:46 pm
Being shagged by Brian Cowen.
March 3rd, 2009 @ 11:49 pm
Too close to call.
March 4th, 2009 @ 12:09 am
Well I think we’re all about to discover what it’s like to be shagged by brian cowen.
March 4th, 2009 @ 12:22 am
“You idiot. I bet you wouldn’t say that to any of those people if they were standing in front of you.”
FFer, You and your kind are why this country is so fucked, from Fianna Fails foundation they have relied on fuckwits and uneducated cunts to keep them in power.
DeValera murdered Collins & then fucked the country with his retard policies
Lemass – was in the wrong party as he was honest to an extent.
Lynch – Too honest and his policies in ’77 led to the recessions of the ’80s, the beginning of Fianna Fail buying the votes of retards, such as you.
Haughey – Now there was a cunt, a robbing, riding, dirty back stabbing, money grabbing cunt, who also fucked the country. I bet you still worship at his alter, cunt..
Albert Reynolds – More honest than Haughey or the cunt after him but who remembers the Beef Tribunal, (The first of many to investigate wrong doing aka Fianna Fails activities)when he and his buddy Goodman cost the country millions in legal fees and a damaged reputation abroad.
Bertie Ahearn – biggest cunt of all, a supercunt if you like, he learned from the best, & feathered his nest like no other – looked after himself and his builder & banker buddies & they in turn looked after him. He appointed his buddies to state bodies, set up groups and bodies to look after his other buddies and his ex girlfriend, took bribes from builders, lied about same at a tribunal that cost the country fucking millions & just generally did what he fuckin liked while allowing the construction and banking industries to do the same, ensuring the tent at Galway and the Fianna Fail purse was always full.
Add Liam Lawlor, Ray Burke, P Flynn & Beverley to the above list of cunts.
Now look at the front bench, a fuckin Biffo & very little else certainly no talent if you ignore Hannifan.
So go and vote for them again, Cunts
March 4th, 2009 @ 12:32 am
Twenty:Any ideas where FFer’s IP address came from?
Just asking,coz the cunts are so fucking stupid it probably came from headquarters..
Oh you could be on “THE LIST” now.. tremble with its flaccid promise of unspeakable retribu…zzzzzzzz…
FFer:You and you’re cynical piggyback riding fuckhead mates are gonna be Cunted in the Bastard Real Soon… Heads on Spikes..Firing squads…
But,rocks into skulls first….
March 4th, 2009 @ 1:48 am
I know it’s totally off topic , but it pushes all the buttons! Look at what you guys are missing!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7920221.stm
March 4th, 2009 @ 9:30 am
you cant see it here but yer man on the left is actually playing the banjo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InkL_qou54I
March 4th, 2009 @ 10:40 am
I think Morgor should ride Cowen.
only in the face.
March 4th, 2009 @ 11:47 am
Twenty:Any ideas where FFer’s IP address came from?
Just a regular Eircom IP from Dublin.
March 4th, 2009 @ 12:45 pm
Their little blog watchers will be reading all these anyway. They know full well. Hello little Satan’s helpers, the game is up.
March 4th, 2009 @ 2:36 pm
I’ll hold your coat, Twenty.
And I’ll help you to hold them down!
March 4th, 2009 @ 6:34 pm
It’ll never change. The bigger the prick, the more votes he/she gets. Legalizing lynching would bring a bit of joy to the fucked.
March 4th, 2009 @ 7:06 pm
maggot Says:
March 4th, 2009 at 1:48 am
I know it’s totally off topic , but it pushes all the buttons! Look at what you guys are missing!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7920221.stm
“Although he has not seen Flesh Gordon, Stormont Culture, Arts and Leisure Committee member David McNarry questioned its inclusion in the festival’s programme.
“Porn is porn, is porn, is porn – and whether it is done Ulster-Scots-style, well, it really doesn’t come into it,” said the UUP MLA.
“This event has presumably been given funding and all this kind of thing does is make people look all the harder at an application the next time it comes round”.
Ha ha, he said “harder” and “comes”. Where are you Freud?
In relation to FF and violence – I’ve long thought that violence isn’t the answer but these f*uckers have everything so obfuscated and sewn up that sitting in hospital nursing their horrific wounds is the only way ever to get at them.
They’re rule is hereditary and you won’t hit them in the pocket unless you castrate or sterilise them.
Alas, being a life long anti-violence, anti-FF/FG’er has got me nowhere because its Ireland and its people (me, being one of them)that are the problem.
We’re a nation of smug, apathetic and intelligent people too busy nursing hangovers to bother about anything. We have to change.
I plan to demolish my house and not build it again in protest.
Watch this space.
March 5th, 2009 @ 10:49 pm
I’ve said it before and will again Fianna Fail should be fucking disbanded with its members (and that Mary mutant Harny) impaled on that fucking spike they put up in o’connell street, left to die slowly as they slide down the length of it untill the split in two, and to be honest even thats probably too good for these wankers.
March 7th, 2009 @ 8:31 pm
Fianna Fail were always going to be Ireland’s Conservative Party, full of young fucking social climbers and the sons of farmers.
Its always amazed me that those cunts have got away for years with calling themselves Ireland’s ‘soldiers of destiny’ when all they are is a pack of backscratchers pretending they are having strawberries and cream at Henley.
First election night I ever attended at a count and the FF’s had hired a woman to serve them coffee and little sandwiches and all of them were carefully braying at each other in their best Tory voices.
There are still stupid cunts in Ireland who will vote for a party because of where they stood in a civil war almost a hundred years ago. Brainy people- intellectuals all.
Fuck Fianna Fail.