Comments on: First lines from books I haven’t written

By: Mosheen

Mosheen — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:45:22 +0000

So there I what?

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:32:58 +0000

I’m surprised nobody else thought of it.

By: Radge

Radge — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:56:10 +0000

I read the Jade, from baddy to Goody line and got very, very jealous indeed. I did.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:16:28 +0000

What can I say? The best jokes stand up to more use.

By: Jo

Jo — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:22:19 +0000

I won’t insist it’s a preoccupation, but don’t make me go looking for evidence amongst your various publishings. I could come up with at least FOUR examples, if I was arsed.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:24:04 +0000

I’ve heard of this ‘sun’ all right. Urban legend, I suspect.

By: Loco Lobo

Loco Lobo — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:16:47 +0000

Sounds as if you just wrote a script for a major movie. Twenty Majors Major Movie! It can star Lindsay Lohan and her girl friend as well as many of the other imbiciles in Hollywood. You’ll make so much money that you’ll be able to hire writers to do your blog, get a house in sunny Spain and get away from the rain. The sun, it’s something on the other side of the clouds.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:23:13 +0000

Glad you liked it, pcb.

By: problemchildbride

problemchildbride — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:03:45 +0000

“There were those who thought that merely thinking such a thing would be tantamount to treason but lest he consider the alternative they had bound his hands in such a manner that the blood which sustained them failed to circulate and caused a strange blueness to envelop them, much like the top right hand corner of a Turner landscape” – Untitled.

Off the wall! This might be my favourite post here ever, Twenters.

By: Maxi Cane

Maxi Cane — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:32:51 +0000

“My face was stuck to my pillow again this morning”, said Ann.

“That’s strange”, said Mammy “The same thing happened me”

Barry and Daddy smiled to themselves as the toaster popped.