Monthly Archives: March 2009
Variation on a theme
We’ve done it with film stars and with films, but what about footballers? Simply change one letter of a footballer’s name to make something new and infinitely more amusing. For example: Damien Puff – winger and friend of Dorothy Thierry … Continue reading
And you think bars here are bad
Just read on the BBC about controls over bars and drink in Utah being eased. The article says: From 1 July, anyone wanting a strong drink in the largely Mormon state will no longer have to fill in a form … Continue reading
DIY
DIY is rubbish, isn’t it? It’s the Y bit I have a problem with. And also the D. And the I. I was trying to find some cheap Polish labour but half the cunts are gone back to Poland to … Continue reading
Separated at birth
John Terry’s Mum and Herbert the Family Guy paedophile
And strain and clench and clench and SNAP
“It’s all very depressing at the moment, isn’t it?”, said Stinking Pete in Ron’s. “Aye, recession”, said Jimmy. “Cazzo a Cowen with a nude painting and a make the TV apologise like a the facist dictator he is”, said Lucky … Continue reading
Nobody wants to hear you
Ben Dunne is the worst culprit. You know what I mean. Doing his own radio ad, telling us how a trip to the Nora Dunne Gallery will lift our spirits, as we buy AARRT. Then there’s Rory from Elephant Self-Storage … Continue reading
Fuck you Cowen and shame on RTE
RTE ran a news story on Monday night about the prankster who hung portraits of Brian Cowen in the National Gallery. It was a legitimate story covered in many other places. Cowen and Fianna Fail had a meltdown though and … Continue reading
“I did it” but “Not Guilty!”
Should courts be able to impose extra jail time on people for being time-wasting cunts? Take the case of David Bourke who stabbed his wife three times, in front of their children, because she wanted a divorce. After stabbing her … Continue reading
Should courts be able to impose extra jail time on people for being time-wasting cunts?
Take the case of David Bourke who stabbed his wife three times, in front of their children, because she wanted a divorce.
After stabbing her three times, in front of their children, he then phone the emergency services, said he’d tried to kill his wife by stabbing her and then showed the Gardai the knife he’d used.
The children gave evidence that their father stabbed their mother. One of them said “Dad tried put it [the knife] into mummy’s tummy or head or something. I told dad not to kill my mum”.
Cut and fucking dried, you’d have thought.
At the Central Criminal Court yesterday Mr Bourke ‘denied murder’.
What?
He admitted trying to kill her, his children saw him stab their mother, he gave the Gardai the weapon with which he killed her and he’s denying murder?
Cunt. It’s all legal bollocks no doubt, designed to try and minimise his sentence. Will he attempt temporary insanity because his wife was seeing another man? Who gives a fuck? Jealousy is not insanity.
This is a man who would deny his own children their mother because he could not allow her to live her life. Because he felt like she was his property. If he couldn’t have her then nobody else could. Timeless and depressing stuff. His not-guilty plea is an insult to the system and to his children.
Honestly, when this fucker is found guilty they should add a few years on for being such a time-wasting, money-wasting prick.