Monthly Archives: February 2009
I have run out of sugar
I just went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and I have run out of sugar. This is clearly the fault of the supermarkets and the twisted sugar cartel which enslaves us all. I’m now fully expecting … Continue reading
The book is out
I haven’t seen it myself but various reports have suggested it’s well and truly in the shops now. So feel free to go forth and purchase your copy. I have to say it’s one of the top two books I’ve … Continue reading
The burning man
I was in town earlier and saw an ambulance and a fire brigade heading up Merrion Square. Turns out some bloke tried to set himself on fire as a protest because he doesn’t get enough access to his kids. Seems … Continue reading
Brian Lenihan should resign
Is it really too much to expect that the Minister for Finance fully read a 120 page document? Is it really too much to expect that he be made aware of a situation where billions of euros are being transferred … Continue reading
Crap is the new good
It’s clear that the way out of this recession is not through hard work, diligence, expertise, industriousness or plain old effort. From what I can gather you can make a fortune by being absolutely crap. In the past this was … Continue reading
€57m to keep Chad happy
Firstly let me just say that anyone who actually has the name ‘Chad’ is no friend of mine. It’s a rubbish name for a person, right up there with Colin. Secondly, in this morning’s Irish Times it is revealed that … Continue reading
Too stupid to live
As I was filling up my Honda 50 in the petrol station a car pulled up at the pump beside me. In it were two girls. One of them got out and started putting petrol in the car, the other … Continue reading
Stop the presses
Shock news reaching me hear at Major HQ is that the Sunday Times is going to do a review of ‘Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder’ tomorrow. Given their previous with me it might be fun to play a game. … Continue reading
Shock news reaching me hear at Major HQ is that the Sunday Times is going to do a review of ‘Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder’ tomorrow.
Given their previous with me it might be fun to play a game. Pick 3 words which you think will appear in the review. Whoever gets the most right gets a prize. Or something.
I’ll kick it off:
1 – Unfunny
2 – Fails
3 – Juvenile
After you …