You’re in the kitchen preparing dinner. A fantastic Rachel Allen recipe for gruel chasseur, because that’s all you can afford these days.
The radio is on. You hear an for a car company telling you that because times are tight, because people aren’t spending, because we need value for money, they’re selling a range of cars for €7,000 less than they were.
Do you think:
a) Wow! What a great bargain. I’ll certainly go out and buy one. Look at how much money I’m saving!!
or
b) You fucking rip-off cunt bastards from hell. Even knocking €7,000 of the price of the car you’re making a profit so we’re now supposed to feel grateful that you’re not bending us over and ripping the dry arse out of us. You can stick your fucking car up your dirty great hole.
I’m definitely a b man.
yep. b for me.
same when the good lady wife tells me how much she got off a pair of shoes in a sale…
… i just think – so what was the profit margin before the sale?
but i’m a scabby git
c) I cant afford a radio because I’m paying extortionate prices for cunting Eircom, ESB, mortgage and Cablewatch, possibly the worst television providers in the history of the state.
heh, definitely B.
I take it this is the toyota ad then.
Can’t remember which one exactly. Something to do with people carriers, perhaps.
A B Special ?
B for me too. But it’s like everything. Surely a car dealer who can sell a car for 27 grand and get that money, would not be a car dealer if he sold it for 20 grand, he’d be a fuckin idiot. Get ma drift?
Surely a car dealer who can sell a car for 27 grand and get that money, would not be a car dealer if he sold it for 20 grand, he’d be a fuckin idiot. Get ma drift?
Or the person who is spending 27 grand when he need only spend 20 grand is a fucking idiot.
Problem is, there’s so many idiots that that becomes the norm and then a normal person comes along and says “i’m not paying 27k when it should be 20k” but the car dealer doesn’t give a shit cos there’s so many dipshits paying 27k for it.
Naturally i’ve never paid more than 2000 for a car, but hey i don’t really need a car and i’m
tight as fuck.
Besides, trains are ace (as previously proved)
Pete: Cablewatch?
It sums up a picture of a Gothic styled Shadowy organisation who’s contract is non-negotiable and if you try to cancel,lots of horrible and scary things happen like in that fil “The Game”..
By the way,im a B man,I cant/dont drive but the Car dealers have been ripping off people for years and also one Major Car dealer has been under investigation by CAB for the last couple of years because he was allegedly taking suitcases full of cash in exchange for motors..
Laundering maybe,dunno but he’s sweatin’ like a rapist at the moment..the greedy cunt..
B is a definite.
Colleague of mine just had a baby wanted a bigger car so went to UK and bought a 2006 Diesel BMW
So including his weekend in London, Paying the VRT , the ferry etc etc he has made an actual saving of 8.5K based on what a well known dealer was offering in Dublin.
Those cunts were raking it in in the good times to quote one dealer ” Discount? fuck no I could sell these cars for list outside the church on a rainy day, no way I am giving discount” The reply he got was choice and he lost the deal to a Northern Dealer.
B
astards
Local builders providers have just knocked their bath/jacuzzi things down from €1,049 to €499… which is probably a bit closer to the price everywhere else.
B all the way.
I fucking hate car dealers.
Every last one of them.
Hold on.
What’s this Rachel Allen business, a case of “I only got it for the recipes”??
Oh yeah.
I heard Rachel Allen was once a crackwhore.
But don’t tell anyone I said. It’s a secret you see.
http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://bp1.blogger.com/_KY9xpbiN9_Y/R1ysE_Swt6I/AAAAAAAAAJ8/7LIRu4LsXbE/s320/200.jpg&imgrefurl=http://theyupplounge.com/2007/12/16/lubricant-protects-against-hivhpv/&usg=__1ir8-eVEoZhgyTBUBaGKusedxeA=&h=200&w=200&sz=20&hl=en&start=14&tbnid=n27AIv1z3r99gM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfunny%2Blubricant%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG
(For your dry arse)
Could you make that link at bit bigger?
Try this:
http://www.tinyurl.com
Voila!
http://tinyurl.com/dcz7mk
B…er…’man’
Heard that ad.It’s more cringeworthy than most and that’s saying something.
I’ve heard it said that only cockroaches will survive a nuclear cataclysm…
I suspect there’ll be a few car salesmen crawling around as well…
And Cher, Cher will survive too.
I’d be a B too. Except now I want a jacuzzi bath.
This fucking place is buzzing today, think it must be all the B’s…
Everyone would be a B, for a while and then start thinking to themselves,
“Jesus 7 grand off eh?”
Second hand all the way. I’d never buy a new car, total waste of money. They’re only broken in after 20K on the clock. I bought mine five years ago for €700. It’s 21 years old, it’s fucking great.
HM according to number 38 here you are in love with yourself, no?
what HM likes/loves
Perhaps more in love with others of his ilk?
I never said it was a banger though. Just said it was old. Humpf.
Classic, Holemaster, a classic is what you call it.
What’s wrong with big links?
I like big ones, me.
Tinyurls.com is a great idea though,
they should do that for other stuff too
http://tinyurl.com/cjexa5
Are you using a demi-glace base for your gruel chasseur base there?
I’m not that fucking post, pcb.
HA, I just googled gruel chasseur because I’ve never heard of it, and the first two links that came up were for this post.
Foiled, by the interweb.
THey should have a site that makes the Url bigger..
http://www.fuckingmassiveurl.com for example
Post? Huh?
I think he meant posh.
Or post posh, it’s the new posh?
Posh, indeed.
I used to own http://www.verylongdomainname.com
Anybody cunt enough to spend more than 5 grand on a car deserves all they get.
B.. as in:
B…Bastard
A…Auto
S…Shithead salesman
T…Thieving
A…Ass hole
R…Rat bastard
D…Duplicitous Turd
Yea, I’m going with B! That’s just the way I roll.
your book arrived today. I’ll read it this weekend and let ya’ know. I loved the last one so I’m looking forward to this one.