Right, it strikes me that in these times of recessionary mayhem that a certain amount of quick thinking is needed.
There have always been people who have made their fortunes when times were hard, generally by thinking of something that everyone needs. Look at the bloke who invented the Rubik’s Cube (can’t remember his name). In the 80s nobody had anything, we could barely afford a newspaper we were that broke, but this little cube provided hours of fun and great value for money.
Now, with confidence low in the banks and the banks low on that stuff that they need … what’s it called again? … oh yeah, money … people need something to reassure them.
Safes.
Yes, safes are the future. Safes are what will make somebody their fortune. If you asked people one year ago to envisage a bank vault being opened they’d have pictured wads of cash, jewels and treasure.
If you asked them now there’d be moths, dust, a few of the bands that go around wads of cash and someone who looks like Sean Fitzpatrick sitting, rocking back and forth, cackling wickedly having lost what was left of his tiny little mind.
But if you told people to envisage their own mini-vault, into which they could put the cash they have taken out of the shifty, crooked banks that are going to fuck us all in the end, just wait and see, then they’d have a much more positive vision.
Sure, you might not get a few quid in interest but at least you know your money is there. You know it’s not being doled out to 10 businessmen who the government are thus far refusing to name because they’re probably all FF lackies, it’s not being used to pay outrageous salaries to people who have proved themselves monstrously imcompetent, it’s not in the hands of institutions that have mercilessly raped us for years.
So there’s the plan. Become a safe installer. Get cool ones which have retinal scanners and finger print doohickeys and voice-recognition systems. Everyone will want a safe and you will make your fortune.
I probably should have kept this to myself but fuck it. I’m no DIY dude. I can barely change a plug (I threw out my last TV and bought a new one when the plug went, it was easier), so I’m happy to let someone else do all the work.
A free safe would be nice though.
Lazy cunt, your posts are getting later.
And whats wrong with putting money under the mattress or floor boards? It’s far from safes you were reared
my first first
Cunt off, I’ll post when I want.
And you can’t get retinal scanner mattresses.
Maybe not, but ignoring the bed bugs what sane burglar would risk going near Peadar’s bed linen ?
And speaking of Sanity , I see those lovely Quacks have announced that Peter Sutcliffe is close to being sane enough to set free.
Aldidly have them at the moment – fire and water proof, but no retinal scanner.
They have high-tech mattresses in Wexford..
No need for banks down there..
We should send a crack squad of Irish Rangers down to turn over a few mattresses in Wexford,that would solve all this Country’s financial problems..
I bought a wallet once and then had no money left to put in it.
We should send a crack squad of Irish Rangers
Ha ha, you’re a funny man fill3rup
You’re def on to something here twenty – out of work bank-robbers can now turn to safe-cracking, which would increase sales in home security systems, sparking an upsurge in the economy and saving us all! yay!
With Bastardface and Throatripper why would you need a safe Twenty?
To put scorpions in.
Sorry.. I meant Scouts..
Rangers use Trucks to travel about.might freak the locals out the aul horseless carriages.We dont want a “Garb your Torch an’ pitchforks incident” heh
Scorpions ? Class!
http://www.scorpionsafe.com/cart.php?m=content&page=7
Heh!
ha, i had a similar idea before.
Go into jobs that no-one else wants therefore you can charge what you like.
I was thinking shit.
No one likes shit. become some sort of poo expert and you’d be rich.
probably.
Brilliant
Twenty – are you from, what one might call, “monied stock”?
I get the impression that you are
Not at all.
Twenty was found under a urinal in Doyles swaddled in toilet paper.
Fact.
Toilet paper in Doyles ? Unlikely!
It was a two week old copy of the Evening Press.
hey, that’s the same thing.
not pitchforks, pikes. And believe me there is plenty of fucking pikes down here still.
Crispy is going to invent a mattress with a built in retinal scanner.
Although it’s more likly he’ll come up with a mattress with a built in rectum scanner
He’ll make it with some kind of
Safe-Mattress-Poo-A-Tron i’ll wager..
Two scotch eggs and hot lime pickle for lunch. Back to work on the cess pits.
I have it on good authority that ‘Chrispy’ (sic) has a fistful of 50′s in his pocket, and is seriously thinking of getting himself a new laptop today, and leaving you all behind in the dust.
He has never been more disgruntled in his long, long life.
How fucking dare ANYONE even suggest what he might do, should do, or will do.
One of you cunts do something for a fucking change!
Oh God,is he Going to “Die” then?
That’s not how you spell ‘Good’.
Heh..
Chris P would want to build a bridge methinks…
maybe thats a bridge too far Phil
“Look at the bloke who invented the Rubik’s Cube (can’t remember his name).”
I’m really going to go out on a limb here and guess that his name was Rubik.
You’re not really the sharpest tool in the box are you Fintan?
“I’m really going to go out on a limb here and guess that his name was Rubik.”
Did you write that out in longhand first, with one of Mr Biro’s inventions?
He was sitting on the crapper at the time
was his name not Rubix
Loving the Sean Fitzpatrick imagery there. Funny.
I think your idea is most excellent, I will point people here.
“divneymathers Says:
February 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
You’re not really the sharpest tool in the box are you Fintan?”
Have you ever heard of humour, dribbley?
Fintan,
Hole – digging – Stop.
For fuck’s sake – STOP.
Yes Fintan, Chuntzu may have a funny name but he speaks sense..
Maybe read your comment out before you submit to check if it reads as:
a)an amusing comment
or
b)the babbling of a Peadar..
It took me a while to get it (still dont alot of the time)
“Fill3rup Says:
February 19th, 2009 at 11:55 am
It took me a while to get it (still dont alot of the time)”
LOL. Who the fuck do you think you are – Mastermind?
Go fuck a sheep out there in Mayo and you’ll feel better.
ROFLMAO
Ok..Fintan You are obviously slow so i’ll spell it out..
Your comment made you look like a tool and Divney pointed this out..
I was just giving you friendly advice but if you are too stupid to see that then go and see your special needs teacher and she might be able to do a better job…
As for the Sheep comment,Mayo..you handicap ..
Do Smart comments involve picking a farm yard animal for target to have sex with, preferrably in a County that is not the author’s home county..
Fill3rup Says:
February 19th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Ha-ha. Who needs your advice, friendly or otherwise, you conceited tool? Just read some of the shite you post on here and notice that I have never bothered to comment on it. So fuck you, and even if you’re not from Mayo, go there and shag that sheep. You’ll feel better for it. I doubt whether you’ve ever filled any other kind of mammal up.
ZZZING!!! oh you got me there…
I’m going home,via Mayo of course..