I know it’s childish…

… but I laugh every time I hear the news being read by Juliette Gash or a report by Francesca Cummin.

Thank God Malachy Twococks is retired.

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35 Responses to I know it’s childish…

  1. eliMordino says:

    It’s not childish at all. If the whole post had just been “gash” in big letters it still woulda been top-class comedy.

  2. itchybollix says:

    Beaverstown Golf Club does it to me.

    I just heard Gash the other day for the first time and I thought – excellent name.

  3. Don’t forget Avril Hoare!

  4. SuperGrover says:

    And that Joe Cunt fella…

  5. Monkey Balls says:

    I miss Dick Spring.
    Even a posh-accented Mary Harney isn’t enough to compensate.

  6. Fill3rup says:

    I keep referring to Sinead Spain as Breda Venezuela.. nope,i have no idea why either..

  7. Conan Drumm says:

    Don’t they have a Ms Magee news reader too? No, not remotely funny. No, really hee, hee hee hmm. Ahem.

  8. Holemaster says:

    Charlie Bird and Aoibheann Wren.

  9. Fintan says:

    Is Mary Horney still married or has the poor cunt of a fellow expired already?

  10. hangin' Loose says:

    Is it true that Stillorgan has the highest incidence of erectile dysfunction in Ireland?

  11. Holemaster says:

    Tom O’Hanrahanrahan.

  12. Jo says:

    A freind’s sisterwas in the German school with a boy called Alex Bollox.

    Though that may not have been how they spelled it.

    A proud family. ‘My father was a Bollow, and his father before him.’

  13. Jo says:

    Ah shite. I wish you’d get an edit thingy on here, Twenty.

  14. fill3rup says:

    Colatelly Sisters

  15. Whiskeyintheditch says:

    We can’t forget good old Don Cockburn

  16. Holemaster says:

    He was sound, I liked him. He cycled to work every day of his life.

  17. Twenty Major says:

    I always wondered how they got the ‘Co-burn’ pronunciation.

    Never hear of a silent CK.

  18. manuel says:

    there was a chap on BBc Ni a few years back……Seamus McTeague …..fuck the prods must have loved that one…….

  19. maggot says:

    Where did this “Rafe” for Ralph thing come from ?

  20. Whiskeyintheditch says:

    A late friend of mine had Ralph (promounced Rafe) as a surname. I asked him howcome, but he had no idea. He reckoned it was pronounced like that for many generations.

  21. laughykate says:

    How about Alcock? ‘Hi my name is David Alcock.’

    Strangely, all of the girls seemed to take on their husband’s last names.

  22. Grimy Miner says:

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38168047

    This lady has a slightly unfortunate name, or is it an accurate description?

  23. Sweary says:

    Not even slightly naughty, but I unearthed an old receipt at work t’other day made out to a “Will Barrow”.

    The mind boggles. Would you not call yourself William? Or Liam? Or Bill?

    People frighten me.

  24. SuperGrover says:

    The other day I heard the name of some reporter on the news that sounded like Samantha Librarian (?). I though ‘Samantha who?’ Then a while later Mrs G was watching some guff on telly and apparently it was called Samantha Who…

    … be afraid. or don’t be afraid. it’s your call.

  25. MMN says:

    Okay anyone with a passing interest in human flight should check this out, it’s unbelievable:

    http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_tit

  26. papalamour says:

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Dwayne-Pipe/542610213

    Alison Gash works in the office next to ours, she is a babe. No honest, and there ain’t many of them in our rather overweight building

  27. Monkey Balls says:

    I once shared a house with an Australian called Penny Bunz. She explained that it was because her Father was a big-time ganja farmer back home.
    A fine-looking woman she was too.

  28. Monkey Balls says:

    You click the X button because it doesn’t appear to be working, you edit the fucker, click the ‘Submit Comment’ again, and it comes up twice.

    Way to make a fool of yourself!
    I’ve had enough.

  29. The Doodle says:

    GLAD TO SEE 20 MAJOR BACK ON A REGULAR BASIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THE DOODLE

  30. Heywood Jablome says:

    I knew an American fella once called Warwick Hunt.

    He was too.

  31. laughykate says:

    Oh I just remembered one other – Jenny Taylor. All the boys sniggered when talking about her.

  32. stef says:

    Irelands oscar nominated animation is directed by one Mickey Phelan.

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