Ugly people breeding

That 13 year old boy who had a baby with the 15 year old girl in England. Shocking, awful, blah blah blah. Yes, all of those things. Firstly because he looks like he could get his head up her chuff, but that’s another post for another day.

‘The boy whose head went up his girlfriend’s chuff’. Poetic, isn’t it?

But others have pointed out the similarity between the 15 year old and the disgusting Karen Matthews who drugged her daughter and hid her in a fold-out bed to try and get Madeleine McCann type money in a fund/reward.

Obviously she didn’t realise that people don’t care as much about ugly, working-class children as they do pretty middle-class ones.

However, the main point is that why are stupid ugly people so fucking fertile? Is there a link between ugliness, stupidity and fertility?

I’m genuinely curious. You know the way you hear about how some professor or other has been given a grant of €500,000 to do a study into whether or not cats that sleep more than 18 hours a day are better at driving buses than people from Bangladesh (or other such useless endeavours)?

Has there been a study into fertility + physically repellent people + mental ‘tards, or is it just accepted that stupid ugly people will make more little stupid ugly people far quicker than non-stupid, non-ugly people will make little non-stupid, non-ugly people?

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34 Responses to Ugly people breeding

  1. robert says:

    It’s probably because ugly people drink so much and the only way ugly people can get laid is when they are drunk!

  2. Fill3rup says:

    Has there been a study into fertility + physically repellent people + mental ‘tards, or is it just accepted that stupid ugly people will make more little stupid ugly people far quicker than non-stupid, non-ugly people will make little non-stupid, non-ugly people?

    Ask Colin..He’ll know

  3. robert says:

    Or other people are drunk even!

  4. Holemaster says:

    Same way obnoxious selfish over confident rude middle class people breed more of the same.

    But lazy can’t be arsed social welfare bleeding pleb dazzle watching KFC eating runts also breed more of the same but usually at an earlier age because they don’t spend ten years trying to get on in work and maybe do a bit of traveling abroad.

  5. Fill3rup says:

    HM:Their idea of a GAP Year is the year after they lose their cherries..

  6. Magoo says:

    ‘tards?

  7. Twenty Major says:

    Yeah, I saw that. Good concept, not really very funny though.

  8. Fill3rup says:

    Mike Judge made that?

    I though this was a much better effort.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/

  9. Martin says:

    The version of Idiocracy that was released was butchered by Fox. Hold out for a director’s cut… Still I enjoyed it.

    Office Space is a classic though.

    Oh, and THAT story just keeps giving…

    http://tinyurl.com/bgp9js

  10. GLUAISTEAN says:

    i’D SAY YOU HAVE A LOT OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS THEN….

  11. maggot says:

    Madelaine who ?

  12. Fill3rup says:

    Oooh Gluebag.. You do tease with your Caps lock action…

  13. pamalam says:

    maggot says: “Madeleine who?”

    Oh, Jeez, please don’t encourage Gerry to start those godawful blogs again.

  14. Matt says:

    I’d say the reason is that civilised, intelligent, normal-looking people are quire discerning about who they’re going to reproduce with, where as stupid ugly people will fuck anything, and are stupid so they don’t know what “birth control” is.

  15. Neilo says:

    If any politician wanted to make an issue of sterilising the proles, he’d get my vote. I don’t see what good having another hate-filled, ignorant little fucker will do.

    Did anyone else see the Mirror today where loads of other young lads were quoted as saying they rode the mother, so the 13-year old “(who’s only 4tf tall)” who sired the thing is now gutted. I’d be doing cartwheels if it was me.

  16. Gluaistean says:

    FILL3UP – IT TAKES BIG LETTERS TO FULLY IMPART MY GENIUS TO THE BOGTROTTERS ; )

  17. blondini says:

    I always presumed that this type of behaviour was a well thought out ‘career plan’ for people who would otherwise have to work for a living. This way they get a house, a family and loads of taxpayers’ money. Then they die of fatness and ugliness and the whole thing starts again in 13 years time.

  18. Monkey Balls says:

    What happened to your name GLUEY?
    And who’s FILL3UP?

  19. blondini says:

    I forgot to add my whole point to that comment.
    They may be ugly, but they surely aren’t stupid.

  20. Fill3rup says:

    My evile twin Imposter me-thinks..

    MB:to the Monkeyballmobile!!!!

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  22. maggot says:

    The sister tells me she is suspicious as apparently the supposed father’s voice has yet to break.

  23. Fill3rup says:

    She’s your sister Maggot? heh

  24. Fill3rup says:

    It is dodgy though.. I mean he seriously doesnt look his age,well underdeveloped and malnourished..

  25. Peadar says:

    ‘Big Letters’ Haha. Gluey you really are a fucking moron

  26. Rob says:

    In the absence of Maxi Cane on this post, let me reveal who the father of this child is twenty;

    Your Ma

  27. Yippee says:

    Most “normal” people don’t breed like skangers cos they have to consider how they are going to afford to feed, clothe and educate each child, while skangers only have to consider how many kids they can fit in a Dunnes trolley!

    Simple!

  28. JC Skinner says:

    No research required.
    Jarvis has the answer:
    “We drink and smoke and screw
    Because there’s nothing else to do-oo-oo.”
    Common People, Pulp.

  29. Gareth says:

    Its simple really. Most intelligent and educated people leave it until their 30′s to have kids these days.

  30. Loco Lobo says:

    The kid was a little little prick.

  31. Hugh Dunphy says:

    Maybe it was the Holy Ghost. Not the first time he got a young virgin up the spout.

  32. Fill3rup says:

    heh.. Lifted this from Popbitch..classic

    “Alfie Patten has joined Fathers4Justice. A spokesman
    said, he may not understand politics yet, but he
    already owns his own spiderman costume.”

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