Ugly people breeding
Posted on | February 16, 2009 | 34 Comments
That 13 year old boy who had a baby with the 15 year old girl in England. Shocking, awful, blah blah blah. Yes, all of those things. Firstly because he looks like he could get his head up her chuff, but that’s another post for another day.
‘The boy whose head went up his girlfriend’s chuff’. Poetic, isn’t it?
But others have pointed out the similarity between the 15 year old and the disgusting Karen Matthews who drugged her daughter and hid her in a fold-out bed to try and get Madeleine McCann type money in a fund/reward.
Obviously she didn’t realise that people don’t care as much about ugly, working-class children as they do pretty middle-class ones.
However, the main point is that why are stupid ugly people so fucking fertile? Is there a link between ugliness, stupidity and fertility?
I’m genuinely curious. You know the way you hear about how some professor or other has been given a grant of €500,000 to do a study into whether or not cats that sleep more than 18 hours a day are better at driving buses than people from Bangladesh (or other such useless endeavours)?
Has there been a study into fertility + physically repellent people + mental ‘tards, or is it just accepted that stupid ugly people will make more little stupid ugly people far quicker than non-stupid, non-ugly people will make little non-stupid, non-ugly people?
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February 16th, 2009 @ 11:48 am
It’s probably because ugly people drink so much and the only way ugly people can get laid is when they are drunk!
February 16th, 2009 @ 11:49 am
Has there been a study into fertility + physically repellent people + mental ‘tards, or is it just accepted that stupid ugly people will make more little stupid ugly people far quicker than non-stupid, non-ugly people will make little non-stupid, non-ugly people?
Ask Colin..He’ll know
February 16th, 2009 @ 11:49 am
Or other people are drunk even!
February 16th, 2009 @ 11:49 am
Same way obnoxious selfish over confident rude middle class people breed more of the same.
But lazy can’t be arsed social welfare bleeding pleb dazzle watching KFC eating runts also breed more of the same but usually at an earlier age because they don’t spend ten years trying to get on in work and maybe do a bit of traveling abroad.
February 16th, 2009 @ 11:54 am
HM:Their idea of a GAP Year is the year after they lose their cherries..
February 16th, 2009 @ 11:56 am
‘tards?
February 16th, 2009 @ 11:57 am
Have you seen idiocracy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
February 16th, 2009 @ 11:59 am
Yeah, I saw that. Good concept, not really very funny though.
February 16th, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
Mike Judge made that?
I though this was a much better effort.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/
February 16th, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
agreed
February 16th, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
The version of Idiocracy that was released was butchered by Fox. Hold out for a director’s cut… Still I enjoyed it.
Office Space is a classic though.
Oh, and THAT story just keeps giving…
http://tinyurl.com/bgp9js
February 16th, 2009 @ 12:35 pm
i’D SAY YOU HAVE A LOT OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS THEN….
February 16th, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
Madelaine who ?
February 16th, 2009 @ 12:52 pm
Oooh Gluebag.. You do tease with your Caps lock action…
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:00 pm
maggot says: “Madeleine who?”
Oh, Jeez, please don’t encourage Gerry to start those godawful blogs again.
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:24 pm
I’d say the reason is that civilised, intelligent, normal-looking people are quire discerning about who they’re going to reproduce with, where as stupid ugly people will fuck anything, and are stupid so they don’t know what “birth control” is.
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:27 pm
If any politician wanted to make an issue of sterilising the proles, he’d get my vote. I don’t see what good having another hate-filled, ignorant little fucker will do.
Did anyone else see the Mirror today where loads of other young lads were quoted as saying they rode the mother, so the 13-year old “(who’s only 4tf tall)” who sired the thing is now gutted. I’d be doing cartwheels if it was me.
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:27 pm
FILL3UP – IT TAKES BIG LETTERS TO FULLY IMPART MY GENIUS TO THE BOGTROTTERS ; )
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:35 pm
I always presumed that this type of behaviour was a well thought out ‘career plan’ for people who would otherwise have to work for a living. This way they get a house, a family and loads of taxpayers’ money. Then they die of fatness and ugliness and the whole thing starts again in 13 years time.
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:37 pm
What happened to your name GLUEY?
And who’s FILL3UP?
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
I forgot to add my whole point to that comment.
They may be ugly, but they surely aren’t stupid.
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
My evile twin Imposter me-thinks..
MB:to the Monkeyballmobile!!!!
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
[...] What’s up with ugly people breeding? [...]
February 16th, 2009 @ 2:50 pm
The sister tells me she is suspicious as apparently the supposed father’s voice has yet to break.
February 16th, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
She’s your sister Maggot? heh
February 16th, 2009 @ 3:05 pm
It is dodgy though.. I mean he seriously doesnt look his age,well underdeveloped and malnourished..
February 16th, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
‘Big Letters’ Haha. Gluey you really are a fucking moron
February 16th, 2009 @ 5:11 pm
In the absence of Maxi Cane on this post, let me reveal who the father of this child is twenty;
Your Ma
February 16th, 2009 @ 5:56 pm
Most “normal” people don’t breed like skangers cos they have to consider how they are going to afford to feed, clothe and educate each child, while skangers only have to consider how many kids they can fit in a Dunnes trolley!
Simple!
February 16th, 2009 @ 6:43 pm
No research required.
Jarvis has the answer:
“We drink and smoke and screw
Because there’s nothing else to do-oo-oo.”
Common People, Pulp.
February 17th, 2009 @ 1:29 pm
Its simple really. Most intelligent and educated people leave it until their 30′s to have kids these days.
February 17th, 2009 @ 5:11 pm
The kid was a little little prick.
February 17th, 2009 @ 6:14 pm
Maybe it was the Holy Ghost. Not the first time he got a young virgin up the spout.
February 20th, 2009 @ 11:36 am
heh.. Lifted this from Popbitch..classic
“Alfie Patten has joined Fathers4Justice. A spokesman
said, he may not understand politics yet, but he
already owns his own spiderman costume.”