Some people don’t know how lucky they are

Driving out of Drury Street car park yesterday. It’s kind of blind so you can’t see pedestrians coming from your left. I poked the car out, some pedestrians appeared. I stopped.

The bloke, for they were a couple, got most irate for some reason.

‘Did you ever hear of stopping?’, he yelled at me, which I found strange because I had stopped.

He kept walking but stared at me. I stared back. He went about 5 yards past the car.

‘Yeah, you’re welcome, you fucking prick!’, he shouted bravely. I wasn’t quite sure what I was welcome for. I simply stared at him.

But you know what? If I’d had a gun I think I would have shot him in the leg.

‘You’re welcome’, I would have said.

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16 Responses to Some people don’t know how lucky they are

  1. kev1 says:

    It sounds like his girlfriend had the painters in , but still , people get shot for less.

  2. noddy says:

    Give him a civics lesson dressed in lead?
    Why not.
    Common enough remedy for late debts these times.

  3. Red Leeroy says:

    Jesus how you didn’t get out and murder the fucker I will never know. Would you have taken him?

  4. fill3rup says:

    Sounds like HE had the painters in..
    I bet if you had of got out of the car,you would’ve seen a different, more terrified, side to him..

  5. size ten says:

    You should have run them over, fucking walkers who do they think they are, you see them every where, walking about,up and down, there and back and across,in and out, they even have the cheek to cross the road, cunts, cunts, cunts, the wouldn’t get away with it in America.

  6. fill3rup says:

    I walk everywhere Size ten,as i don’t drive,i mean I have avoided ever needing a car (so far),but i am savvy to the needs of drivers,so i dont Jay-walk,and if a car is coming out of a driveway/carpark etc.I wait till they are out on the road and continue my walking,sometimes they insist on letting me past first but i dont expect it,so there is never any conflict.. Yer man is just a selfish angry cunt..there are loads of them about,look out your window I’ll bet you’ll spot one.

  7. Monkey Balls says:

    I only walk out in front of buses, taxis and commercial vehicles. If they’re gonna be out of work for a bit they tend to be a bit more careful.
    That guy who walked out in front of you is an idiot. It’s much safer to throw rocks at the car from a distance.

  8. Twenty Major says:

    Jesus how you didn’t get out and murder the fucker I will never know. Would you have taken him?

    I had wavin pipe.

  9. HalifaxDave says:

    Ahh the douche had probably just seen Midnight Cowboy and was acting all new york tough guy. You should have leaned on your horn as soon as he was in front of your car or gunned the gas while you had your foot on the break he would have shit him self Im sure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c412hqucHKw

  10. Magoo says:

    Tell the truth, you nearly cut the legs off them, didn’t you….I find that if you have the music up loud enough, you can’t hear them shouting.

  11. GLUAISTEAN says:

    DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT – WITH THE WAY YER ECONOMY IS GOING NONE OF YE WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD YER CARS IN A YEARS TIME…

  12. maggot says:

    I thought you were a Honda 50 man ? Anyhow you should have got out or off and assaulted him with second-hand major smoke.

    p.s. send me €500 and I’ll have an uzi couriered to Major Towers.

  13. Jo says:

    Ah, Gluaistean, I thought you’d found the caps lock button.

  14. TheChrisD says:

    Who needs a gun, when a baseball bat does the same thing?

    Or am I relating to GTA4 too much…

  15. Loco Lobo says:

    Why shoot the prick in the leg when you can shoot him in the ass and blow his brains out.

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