I have run out of sugar

I just went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and I have run out of sugar. This is clearly the fault of the supermarkets and the twisted sugar cartel which enslaves us all.

I’m now fully expecting the whole blogging world to get behind me and start a crusade for justice.

‘Sugar gobshites deprive man of sweet tea’, might spew one headline while others will spin into action making phone calls and threatening all kinds of internet retribution – “Don’t you know almost hundreds of people read us every day?!”

Of course I could just go to the fucking shops but where’s the fun in that?

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