10% pay cunt

“What a pack of cunts”, said Dirty Dave. “My work has insisted that everybody take a 10% pay cut because of this poxy recession”.

“That’s harsh”, I said.

“Yeah. It is harsh. So thanks to a 10% pay cut and this 1% income levy I know have less money to spend but I still have to buy all the same stuff. How does that work?”

“I’ll tell you what”, said Ron, “as a gesture of goodwill I’ll lower the price of a pint for you by 10%”.

“You will?”, said Dirty Dave.

“I certainly will”, said Ron.

“Well, this calls for a celebration. Bring me a pint of your finest Guinness so, Ron!”

“No problem, that’ll be €8.90″.

“€8.90?! But you said you were going to lower the price by 10%”.

“So I did. Apologies, Dave. That’ll be €8.50″.

“That’s better!”

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17 Responses to 10% pay cunt

  1. noddy says:

    A 10% cut would be 8.01.

  2. Monkey Balls says:

    Yeah, but €8.01 would be like, stupid.

  3. Fill3rup says:

    You’ll have to tell me where this place is Twenty,for when im up in Dublin.. €8.50 is a bargain..

  4. Holemaster says:

    I’m going to do everything ten percent less than last year.

  5. Conan Drumm says:

    Vintner math 101.

    Very similar to local Centra math which has a 50% ‘special’ price on the dodgy cava they stock, reducing it to the price they’ve been selling it at for the last year.

  6. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    Are you guys serious about the price of Guinness? How can it be that much in Dublin yet only $5 over here?

  7. Holemaster says:

    It’s a much bigger pint.

  8. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    Not true. Most Irish or Brit pubs here sell it and other imports in 20 ounce glasses.

  9. noddy says:

    The gubbermint and publicans are goughing cunts basically.
    About 4 yo yos is more typical 10 pd

  10. Holemaster says:

    10 Park Drive, yer I know, I was just kidding there. It’s about €4.50 which is still too much.

  11. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    I shall be downing a few tonight whatever.

  12. Ovak says:

    Just back from guzzlin a few fine pints with Redleeroy in the leeson lounge and 4.30 a pint was an agreeable option to a fiver across the canal. It seems location is all important when it comes to Wallet Destruction on a sunday morning.

  13. SAm Crea says:

    ahh, the Auld Leeson Lounge, many is the afternoon I lost in that place…

    Twenty what is all this about the herr-ild? Was Monkey photoshopping again, or is it real??

  14. Proud Englishman says:

    Miss me “boggies?”

  15. Monkey Balls says:

    Ah, PE.
    -Back for a few more slaps, are ye?

  16. Stan B. says:

    Hi,

    I think you missed the following point:

    - you (the society, not necessarily you personally) are f..ed not because you have to pay €8+ for beer but that so many of you waste their entire lives drinking beer!

  17. Proud Englishman says:

    Yes, I am. I generally love the Yanks; however, it is fucking boring over here.

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