Tougher pipe bomb laws needed

Do you check under your car before you get into it and drive off?

I know I don’t. Do you think gangsters and criminals do on a regular basis? They must, I suppose. There was a ‘viable’ pipe bomb found under a car in Crumlin yesterday. There’s been an ongoing feud between Crumlin gangs and Drimnagh gangs, which is a bit like two types of Crips fighting each other instead of getting together and taking out some northside Bloods.

But anyway, would it be safe to assume that the person who found the pipe bomb under their car was actually looking for it? And if you’re looking for a pipe bomb chances are you’re doing some shit that makes people want to blow you up?

It’d be fairly unlikely that the pipe bomb was found by chance.

“Well you see Guard, I was walking along and then I fell flat on my snout and as I was getting up I noticed a suspicious device underneath the vehicle at which point I did my citizenly duty and called 999 and here you are”.

So here’s an idea. Let’s make it an offence to have a pipe bomb underneath your car. If you’re not a gang member and are completely innocent chances are people won’t put them there. And let’s remember many criminals are stupider than a monghound and may leave fingerprints on the bomb so you can arrest them both.

Of course there may be the odd innocent person arrested after a neighbour with whom they’re having a dispute about an overhanging tree or a relentlessly barking dog fashions a crude device for their undercarriage, but those people should be easy to rule out after minor investigation.

I drive past where that bomb was found on a regular basis and I don’t feel that I should be subjected to being blown up just because some cunt from Drimnagh doesn’t like some cunt from Crumlin.

If you don’t want people to put pipe bombs under your car then stop doing stuff that makes people put pipe bombs under your car. It’s very fucking simple.

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26 Responses to Tougher pipe bomb laws needed

  1. hooronahonda says:

    “Have you got everything Darling? Sangwiches, flask, knuckle dusters? Oh, and dont forget to check under the car before you drop Britney at school will you? There’s a pet.”

  2. Magoo says:

    Great idea,it could be an offence to get shot as well.

  3. Twenty Major says:

    It’d certainly teach them a double-lesson if they survived.

  4. Conan Drumm says:

    Can we just call those places Crimnagh, and charge the fuck out of anyone who calls in the bomb squad?

    In fact, get them to pay up front, in cash, and then set the CAB on them.

  5. Red Leeroy says:

    These monghounds you speak of. Surely they have some sort of smarts to make a pipebomb in the first place, or is it as easy as jamming a fuse into a tub of pringles filled with caps?

  6. Twenty Major says:

    Monghounds don’t make pipe bombs, they exist purely to be slightly less stupid than some criminals.

    As for pipe bombs, I assume it’s a copper pipe filled some kind of explosive (gunpowder, maybe), with a crude fuse attached.

    We used to get lengths of copper pipe, close up one end, fill it up with match heads, close up the other end, then light a fire around. They would explode eventually.

    No idea how these ones work or what way they detonate them.

  7. Seamus Flatfoot (Garda, rtd.) says:

    I’d just take the hoor down a back alley, stick the pipe bomb up his fucking hole, light the fuse and run. One cunt fewer and no need for us to spend hours sitting around in court waiting for a pansy cunt of a judge to let them off with a slap on the wrist.

  8. Red Leeroy says:

    Strike it Judge. The match not the case.

  9. dunno about making it illegal, but make them pay to have the bomb squad call around.

    or else they confiscate the car.

  10. Holemaster says:

    I work near the canal in Portobello and almost every day, you see the Army Pipe Bomb Eliminator Squad escorted by cops heading off to Crumlin or else into town to Sheriff Street or Pearse Street. It’s almost comical. I’d say they’re busier than the RUC in the 80s.

  11. rape-a-tron says:

    “Of course there may be the odd innocent person arrested after a neighbour with whom they’re having a dispute about an overhanging tree or a relentlessly barking dog fashions a crude device for their undercarriage, but those people should be easy to rule out after minor investigation.”

    ah but would they be innocent? for a neighbor to go to the trouble of blowing you up you’d need to be some annoying cunt, few months in the ‘joy just might make you a more appreciative member of the community.

  12. fill3rup says:

    A child could make a pipe bomb.. They are the weapon of the retarded (see Loyalist paramilitaries in Norn Iron)

    But the excalation in violence over the last couple of years means it’s only a matter of time before proper,blow up the whole street,bombs will start being used…

  13. Holemaster says:

    I stuck a banger in my Dad’s pipe once, that was funny. Then my brother stuck hash in it. That was funnier.

  14. eliMordino says:

    You’ll pry my pipe bombs from my cold, dead, two-fingered hands.

  15. SuperGrover says:

    20M – “There’s been an ongoing feud between Crumlin gangs and Drimnagh gangs, which is a bit like two types of Crips fighting each other instead of getting together and taking out some northside Bloods.”

    They should have proper gangs again. Like Mods, Rockers, Harmonstown Bootboys, all that.

    The weirdest around my way was a small gang of hards known as ‘The Araners’ ‘cos they wore Aran jumpers as their tag or whatever. Ridiculous, but you wouldn’t have told them that, they actually were hard fuckers.

    Now it’s all tracksuits. Show some diversity, you wastrels.

  16. Twenty Major says:

    The Aaraners, hahaha. You’re making that up.

  17. fill3rup says:

    http://tinyurl.com/ct3rm7

    Now they were proper gangs…

    Great article too..

  18. SuperGrover says:

    Nope. True.

  19. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    Wha’s the name of that Italian killer buddy of yours?

  20. HalifaxDave says:

    LOL Pipebomb? thats sooo old school.

    I used to live in Zagreb for a while anyway this gang was out to kill some dude from another gang well long story short Some poor fucker driving a BMW stops his car at one of the town squares right in the center of the city another car pulls up behind Mr. BMW, these guys get out with an RPG and blows the BMW and the Guy in the ca and part of the front of one of the buildings away.
    Best part of the story is dude in the BMW totally was not involved in the Mob or anything just had the same car as the target the RPGs boys were looking for.

  21. Holemaster says:

    Still, he was driving a BMW.

  22. HalifaxDave says:

    LOL Holemaster only pimps and cunts drive BMW.. is that just redundant calling pimps cunts?

  23. Holemaster says:

    No pimps are fine.

  24. chuntzu says:

    Hmm … not sure, I’m in a ‘job’ that interacts with these charming chappies daily and between August 1996 and 2002 I had to check under my car daily. I quickly adopted a methodology favoured by my more senior colleagues and that was to ask the wife to start the car in the mornings while I was shaving. Just to warm it up.

    She’s still with us … sigh.

    Actually the best counter surveillance advice I got was “if it’s raining and you see a good looking girl hitching for lift DON’T STOP TO PICK HER UP!. They’re all hoors out to ensnare ya! They’ll have your balls in their pockets in a trice”. Put me off casual pick ups for a long time, I prefer my testicles where I can handle them comfortably myself.

  25. hooronahonda says:

    But isn’t that the objective of all women not just harpies with a grudge?

  26. philip moloney says:

    hello to all…just want to say the guy who ever you are that wrote this please call to my house its across from the victims house in crumlin im really in desperate need to meet you…have you any idea what the woman has gone through never mind getting a bomb put underneath her car?no you clearly dont you insensitive wanker.im sorry on behalfe of all the crumlin people yesss we all want to be surrounded by guns,drugs and bombs yes thats all what we want(being sarcastic)snobby cunts it aint our fault we live in this place if your so unhappy with crumlin and drimnagh please make it your business to change society…yeh didnt think so.so please call into my house anytime i live across the road from the woman who has suffered this attack on her life number 76 i will more than entertain your face into the white walls of my house diligently.

    thanks in advance for taking the time to read this it will give a real idea of what people can get caught up in in all this feud crap and from a source that knows what they are talking about.would also like to take the time to inform mr paul williams hes an idiot and trust me people 99% of the material he writes is either lies or exagerated from the truth but he does have the odd fact or two somewhere in a few of this storys the wanker

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