This originated on the forum, as an actual thread about the worst Irish films of all time. Then it took a familiar and rather amusing turn which saw film titles changed to give them added Irishness. Here are some of the best. Got any more?
Glengarry, New Ross – O’Sullivan, B
I Am Legless – Monkeyballs
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe Tone – O’Sullivan, B
Brays of Thunder – Johnny5
D’untouchables – Hooronahonda
Raging Bullocks – O’Sullivan, B
Before Devalera knows you’re dead – Twenty Major
Spar Wars – O’Sullivan, B
Journey to the Centra of the earth – Twenty Major
The Purple Rose of Carlow - divneymathers
Butch Cassidy and the Sundrive Kid – Fill3rup
Tuam Raider – Hooronahonda
Transfarmers – O’Sullivan, B
Jesus Christchurch Super Spar – Fill3rup
The Grapes of Rathnew – Butch Cavendish
Every which way but Luas – Hooronahonda
A View to Achill – Butch Cavendish
The George Bernard Shawshank Redemption – O’Sullivan, E
Bridewell Revisited – Holemaster
Athlonement – Puerile Pish
Oklaomagh – Holemaster
The Termonfeckinator – Fill3rup
A Clockwork Orangeman – Dec
The Long Good Friday Agreement - Hooronahonda
Bertie Rotten Scoundrels – divneymathers
Aileen – Comes with the tagline: ‘In Naas no-one can hear you scream’ – Hooronahonda
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There are loads more in the forum thread itself but if you’ve got any more just slap ‘em in the comments.
Lord of the Ringsend?
You’ll have me at this all day, ya bollix…
Requiem For a Beamish
three days of drumcondra
or maybe Johnnie Darko
shaws
Scumbag Millionaire
OK I’ve done a list of ten, I’m sending this and that’s THAT!!! Curse you Twenty!!!
No Country For Oldbawn
Sinn Fein’s List
Bray-heart
Athboy Story
The Silence of the Lamb Doyle’s
The Life of Brian Cowen
The Day of the Jackeen
Ballybrack To The Future
Marlay Park & Me
Rear Wicklow
“Look who’s Dundalking”
V for Val Doonican
Total Whitehall
The Odd Couple of Pints
The Thomas Street Affair
The Grapes of Rathmines
C’mon C’mon
Apocalypse Knowth
Westie Story
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
Rosemary’s Babby
The Bards
The 39 Pints
North By Northside
The Trouble With Harney
Dollar Bill Youghall
National Lampoon’s Mosney Vacation
Seven Euro
My Bleedin’ Valentine
Kilbride Wars
Raiders of the Lost Arklow
Saving Gerry Ryan
Miley: Cultural Learnings of Dublin for Make Benefit Glorious Village of Glenroe
Miley: Cultural Learnings of Dublin for Make Benefit Glorious Village of Glenroe
I think we have a winner!
Fatal Attracta
Iano Jones and the Temple of Sound
Catch a 22
The Guns of Navan Road
The Guns of Navan Road
Miley: Cultural Learnings of Dublin for Make Benefit Glorious Village of Glenroe
Bravo!
Bridge Over The River Quoile
Calvita’s Way
20,000 Leagues O’Toole under the sea
The JobHunter
Alice doesn’t Live here.Any Gear?
The Dark Shite
Metropolish
Moonestruck
Schindler’s pissed.
An Orifice of a Glenties man
American Warehouse In LondonDerry.
Knocklyon, The Witch And The Wardrobe.
The Gee Monologues.
This could go on……… and on…..
Athy Story
Knocklyon, The Witch And The Wardrobe.
heh, very good.
The Royal Tenements.
The Cook, the thief, his wife and her rasher
Bertie’s Millions
Glenageary Glenross (variation on O’Sullivan’s)
The Life Savings of Others
Crouching Langer Hidden Oul’wan
Westside Gorey.
Under Cobh Or Cop III.
A Christmas Carroll’s.
The Booze Brothers.
SE7ENa
Sleepless in Dunkettle
Tallaghtfornia
Ben Hurley
An old one of mine reworked:
Morans from Outer Naas
Down and Out in Beverley Cooper Flynn
48 Hoors
Another 48 Hoors
Fuck yiz, I should be saving these for the Forum!
From Here To Maternity.
A funny thing happened on the way to the forum
Coombe Raider
Charlie and the Guinness factory.
The Not-Work
Roscommon Valour
The Unbearable Shiteness of Behan
haha
Crocodile Ardee
Caberah
Nicole Kidman in De Udders.
Chariots of Firies
Do a top twelve of these and call it The Qwerty Dozen
Bog
Angela’s Rashes
Bring Me The Potato Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Bridewell Revisited.
The Girl At The Shop In The Striped Pyjamas.
The Outlaw Josey Connors.
Meet The Feckers.
The Mammy.
The Adventures Of Robinhood Industrial Estate.
The Marathon Bar Man
Get(the) Carter Twins
Gerry Ryan’s Daughter
The Fabulous Bakers Corner Boys
Hannah Bi
Attack of the Clones
Mammy Mia
Fried Green Cabbage at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Letterkennys from Iwo Jima
The Black Dole
I know what yee did last summer
Johnny Logans Run
Mulhuddart Drive
Starkers
Millers Roundabout
Nanook of the Northside
The Beverly Flynn Billies
Lawrence of Loughatalia
heh, have you been trawling through village names all afternoon, Conan?
The Empire Strikes Brack
King Cong
I’ll take that as a yes
Not really…
Belfast and the Furious
Rushmór
The Bray We Were
The Hospiddal
The Bruffriders
Droghedancing at Lughnasa
Lusk for a Vampire
Skerries Movie
Skerries Movie 3
Animal Farmleigh
haha
no way
Celbridge over the River Kwai
Rathcoole hand Luke
Greystones – the Legend of Tarzan
Youghal the President’s men
Kenmare on Elm Street
Favourites so far:
Three Days of Drumcondra
Sinn Fein’s List (very worrying)
The Guns of Navan Road
Calvita’s Way
The Unbearable Shiteness of Behan
Angela’s Rashers
Try these:
Ice Station Cabra
Where Eagles Kildare
True Git
The Three Mucky Steers
Bawn Free
Flight of the Phoenix Park
Kildares Wins
Ring of Bright Waterford
Snakes on a Clane
Night of the Punter
Who’s Your Paddy?
The Arse End of the Affair
From Lusk till Down
Fear and Loathing in West Finglas
Beer and Loafing in East Finflas
Beer and Loafing in East Finglas
Paddy Daycare
Blades of Gorey
Nanny McGee
Pink Floyd’s The North Wall
Euro Cents and Sensibility
Maud Gonne with the Wind
Noope. Y’all wrong. The worst Irish film of all time, and Lord knows there have been some bad ones, was The Van.(1997)
One for MonkeyBalls:
Nightwatchmen
yes theres more:
The Italian Jobstown
A View to a Kilkee
Wild Wild Westport
I seen what you done last summer
What’s atein Gilbert Grape
The Oscar Wilde Geese
Citizen Keane
Amen (Dunphy)
Look back in Ongar
De Tird Man
Full Metal Jackeen
Alice in Funderland
Coolock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
When Harry met Sally’s Gap
A room with a Mervue
East of Edenderry
Bunrattytouille
Camolin the name of the father
Malin Hedwig and the Angry Inchicore
The colour of Moneygall
Dundrums Along the Mohawk
Fairwell my Conchubair
Oughterard: With a Vengeance
Carna Knowledge
The Maltese Flagon
Spawell Hunting
The Nutgrove Professor
The Longford Day
Donegal the President’s Men
Whoops – I’ll concede Youghal is better
Paddy Power Rangers
How to get Drogheda in business
really sorry
Demons Un-Laoised
Portarlington Road
Monaghandy Man
Geishill Girl
Deep Moate (sorry!)
Home Athlone
Raiders of the Lost Arklow
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TWENTY PUT AN END TO THIS HORROR NOW
Mohill Blues
Drunken shags please where Irish?
Drunken shags please we’re Irish
god I hate slyxdexia
Athy Me Up Athy Me Down
Gortfellas
Harry Potter and
The Philosopher’s Greystones
The Dail Chamber of Secrets
The Prisoner of Strabane
The Goblet Of Glanmire
The Half Pissed Prince
The Bleedin’ Deadly Hallows
Forgot the Order of The Phoenix Park but that’s a very obvious one!
The Four Fethards
A Carlow Down Durty Seamus
The Galway We Were
Nothing in Roscommon
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Bray Fart
Caslablanca
Granard Torino
O’Robot
This has me laughing so hard I’m crying at my desk…
“A View to Achill”??? ah aha ha h aha hah ah aa
Top work everyone.
The Postman Always Ringsend
Little Firhouse on the Praire
ColeraineMAN
Fried Green Potatoes
One flew over the new park west
the full monto
an postino
the bicycle’s thiefed
Das Booterstown
Day of the Jackeen.
Mortal Cowpat
Gombeen the Wind
Free Welly
The Jumbo Breakfast Roll Club
Father of the Bridie
Missisbrown Burning (please!)
Siobhan a Yellow Ribbon
Some Bond related nonsense:
From Rooskey with Love
Goldfingal
Octopaddy
Thunderbally
Cascarino Royale
Tom O’Connor Never Dies
Mondos are Forever
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12 Skangery Men
The Curious Case of Brian Cowen
Born On The 17th Of March
Breakfast Roll at Tiffany’s
Brokeback Mountjoy :D
From the Wexford FIlm Institute’s jury:
The Enniscorthy Year Old Virgin
The Colour of Moneyhore
Curracloe Down Dirty Shame
Bree Willy
Four Fethards
New Ross and the Switchblade
A Perfect Stormont
A Time to Kill-dare
No Cunt for old men
The Big Cunt
The Beerhunter
Apacko’fags Now
Dances with Wolfhounds
Battleship Potemkinsale
Quantum of Bollocks
Duck you Fucker!
The Magnificent Seven Creamy Pints
Lough Neagh and two smoking barrels
Men in Black Rock
Once upon a time in the Westmeath
Then there’s one about the West Belfast super-hero:
“Spide-Man”.
There will be Spuds
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Million Dollar Bank Robbery
Mr & Mrs Murphy
Durty Dancin
“The two Martello towers”
Athlonement
The House of Frigging Liars
Like Waterford Chocolate
Iron Manorhamilton
Irish remake of “Moulin Rouge” – Red Mills dog food
The Bertie’s Dozen
Leaving Laois-Offaly
An Offaly and a Jamestown
The Brigids of Monaghan County
East Wall Street
Falling Downpatrick