And here’s another question….

…if you eat a bowl of vegetable soup (where the vegetables have been blended to make a thick kind soup), what percentage of the liquid would come out as piss and what percentage would turn into poo?

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22 Responses to And here’s another question….

  1. Monkey Balls says:

    I’ll have to pass on that.
    (Suffering from ‘the scutters’ today, so I can’t get any reliable data.)

  2. i’d guess 80% piss and 20% poo.

    but i’m only a layman.

  3. hooronahonda says:

    Any lentils or pearl barley? They make a hell of a difference.

  4. dubstar says:

    When I make soup it’s usually around 50:50 liquid to veg.

    Since about 90% of that veg is water content I’d say:

    piss:poo = 95:5

  5. Holemaster says:

    Glad you asked. I’ll tell you in about an hour.

  6. Holemaster says:

    65% Poo, 15% piss. The rest must have been retained.

  7. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    Obama’s first executive order. All white men to report to the cotton fields.

  8. Conan Drumm says:

    10% absorbed, the rest follows the 80%:20% rule… ie I’m too lazy to do the math.

  9. Holemaster says:

    My friend weighs himself before and after he has a dump. He even has his little fella doing it now.

  10. Yippee says:

    What do ya want to know for?

    Is this a theoretical question, or are you preparing yourself for some future event?

  11. Peadar says:

    The same percentage as if you had the veg whole

  12. Monkey Balls says:

    Does anybody know the correct formula to use to make allowances for texture and solidity?
    Hurry! I have the heating on full-blast, and there’s actually more steam coming off of it now than there was when it was fresh.

  13. Monkey Balls says:

    Too late. It’s as dry as a currant up an African Nun’s snatch. The experiment is ruined.

    All is not lost however, as I collected most of the steam and re-directed it over to a small patch of soil I found beside me bed. The prerequisite presipitipition, the prepispis…,the presipitipio…
    It’s going to rain.
    I have also prepared the rock-hard dried shite in an industrial blender, and sprinkled the results in the shape of Gavin Friday’s head over the soil. (BTW, the expression on his face is as if Bono was knobbing him from behind. I would’ve put Bono in aswell, but I didn’t have enough shite.)
    So anyway, I planted, (is that the word??) one of those ‘vegetable’ plants in it. We’ll see what happens.

  14. Monkey Balls says:

    Nothing yet……..

  15. Monkey Balls says:

    Wait a minute….

    ..no, it’s was just the lights off of a car going past…

    ..so this is what it’s like to be a farmer, eh?

  16. Fuznestle says:

    If the soup is indeed a thick kind soup (e.g., cream of mushroom), it will be gentle and just hang around your vitals as long as it can. The plop desiccation system will have time to remove most of the water from the stool resulting in a higher piss to shit ratio than would come about if the soup contained large amounts of figs, pinhead oatmeal or gravel which would cause the barely-formed squeedge to gallop its way out of your shitpipe with a force that would leave you squealing for your mammy and climbing up the pull-cord of the electric bathroom heater.

  17. Fuznestle says:

    If the soup is indeed a thick kind soup (e.g., cream of mushroom), it will be gentle and just hang around your vitals as long as it can. The plop desiccation system will have time to remove most of the water from the stool resulting in a higher piss to shit ratio than would come about if the soup contained large amounts of figs, pinhead oatmeal or gravel which would cause the barely-formed squeedge to gallop its way out of your shitpipe with a force that would leave you squealing for your mammy and climbing up the pull-cord of the electric bathroom heater. To conclude: If you like piss, cut down on the figs and other arse-scouring foodstuffs.

  18. Monkey Balls says:

    Fuck this!

    I must be doing something wrong.
    -Are you supposed to thaw out the vegetables first?
    -Does it matter if they’re ‘mixed vegetables’?
    -Should I have have taken them out of the bag first?

    -And please, no ‘smart-alec’ replies from Dubs pretending to be culchies. If you weren’t already related to your wife before you met her, don’t answer.

  19. Fuznestle says:

    DON’T THAW YOUR VEG! If you do, you’ll have nothing at hand for a sprain should a red cross volunteer or a bridgeen call to your door after a bicycle crash or roller-skate upsettage. Buy a packet of Knorr instead, and you can root around in the bottom of the packet with your finger for the last of the soupy deliciousness. Veg sherbet dip- tasty.

  20. Phil says:

    I’ll be honest with ya, it’s not something I have thought about while consuming my Granny’s awesome homemade vegetable soup.

  21. fill3rup says:

    “I’ll be honest with ya, it’s not something I have thought about while consuming my Granny’s awesome homemade vegetable soup.”

    Thats an image that will haunt me forever….heh

  22. Chuntzu says:

    ([P-V/LQ]/M2)/ R[G-W] = R(P/L]

    where p= poo, v = veggies, LQ = liquid quantity divided by R [ratio] of G [Guinness] to W [weetabix - for fibre] Fucks sake, if you had to ask? I mean it’s obvious

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