Thought for the day

You know, I haven’t got the faintest idea what a ‘brimful of asha’ is, but I know I don’t want one simply because that song makes me want to repeatedly punch myself in the throat until I die.

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37 Responses to Thought for the day

  1. Conan Drumm says:

    But you’d love a rimful of Asha, right?

  2. Twenty Major says:

    Provided it wasn’t part of some irritating song, I’d consider it…

  3. Fuck, someone explained to me once what that was, and I’ve forgotten it.

    I think….it is about some famous Indian singer.
    Or a hat.

    Or some odd combination of both.

  4. …and the two different sized pictures that appear in your comments are freaking me out, I’ll have to swap my lenses around.

  5. Monkey Balls says:

    You don’t know India’s most prolific singer?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asha_Bhosle
    Shame on you.

    Asha is also a Sanskrit/Hindi word meaning Hope. I know this because I once rode the hole off of a girl called Asha.

  6. Twenty Major says:

    Yeah, I can’t get rid of one without getting rid of the other. It troubled me for a few moments …

  7. Twenty Major says:

    At least you hope it was a girl.

  8. Sweary says:

    Oh yeah! Would you look at that!

    Agreed on the song, Twenty. It’s another reason I want to stick poison arrow frogs down Fatboy Slim’s knickers.

  9. Twenty Major says:

    Was he responsible for that?

    What a cunt.

  10. Sweary says:

    He was, he was, he was.

    Now I think it’s your duty to accompany me to the amazon jungles with a pair of thick gloves and a very big net.

  11. Twenty Major says:

    I would but I’m allergic to the amazon.

  12. Is this what that bug eyed Kathy Burke sees every day of her life?

  13. Monkey Balls says:

    Twenty, this blog just isn’t working right at all.
    I gave up earlier today after about 10mins waiting for it to load up.
    Just now it took me more than 10mins to post a comment.

    -More turf, pronto!

  14. Twenty Major says:

    Kathy Burke?

    MB – 10 minutes to post the comment?

  15. Actually she’s a nice old sort, but a bit bug eyed.

    Wayne & Waynetta, Kevin & Perry etc

  16. Monkey Balls says:

    Seriously Twenty.
    Maybe not a full 10mins, because I left the room, but at least 5mins. 3 or 4 other comments, (posted later, according to their times) get in before me.

    But worse than that, I couldn’t even get onto the blog until this evening.

  17. Twenty Major says:

    There’s been nothing wrong with the server though. You may have connection issues – but commenting is slow.

  18. Conan Drumm says:

    Didn’t Kathy Burke also dance at Lughnasa with Meryl Streep?

  19. Twenty Major says:

    I’ve changed the spam blocker thing so comments should be faster to post. Please let me know if you get that cookies/java error though.

  20. Conan Drumm says:

    5secs for comment to appear

  21. JC Skinner says:

    But EVERYBODY needs a bosom for a pillow!
    I’ve booked Monica Belluci’s for my snooze later on.

  22. fill3rup says:

    You’d want to have a word with Ronnie McGrew,Twenty..
    Pissed on the Job..tut tut.. If he’s gonna do it,do it right.
    I mean he only sounded a bit tipsy..

  23. Monkey Balls says:

    I posted a comment with only the word ‘Testing’in it. I got an error saying it was too short, so I hit the ‘Back’ button, at 20:08. Nothing had happened by 20:13, so I tried to reload the main page and try again from there. Gave that 5mins, and got nothing.
    Shut down Firefox, started up IE7, and it was looking good for a bit. Then I tried to post this, and got the Cookies/Java error.
    Posting this at 20:31. (But ‘copying’ it first this time, just in case.)

  24. Monkey Balls says:

    It worked!
    Just thought that I’d mention that the attempts with Firefox never ‘timed-out’.
    Although both were for a full 5mins they continued to report as ‘loading’. A bit odd.

  25. Monkey Balls says:

    Back in Firefox now at 20:35.
    Is it working?

  26. JC Skinner says:

    If I wanted some tool to bore the hole off me with their IT problems, I’d go back to work.
    FFS, Monkey, get yourself together.

  27. 10 PARK DRIVE says:

    Yeah, Monkey Balls quit yer fuckin’ whining ya big girlie.

  28. Conan Drumm says:

    testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing………

  29. Conan Drumm says:

    10secs for that to appear…

  30. Get back to the forum Monkey Balls.
    Nobody wants you here. This place is full of culchies on dial-up, so they’ll never understand what you’re on about anyway.

    2nd attempt!

  31. Monkey Balls says:

    And JC, it’s not MY IT problem.
    It only happens on this blog.

    PS
    Fuck you!

  32. Lorcan the Lion says:

    Comments post fine for me but then I’m completely cool

  33. JC Skinner says:

    Doesn’t happen to me, Buttmunch, so why would I care about your whinging?

  34. Monkey Balls says:

    I’m reporting a problem JC, in as much detail as possible in an effort to have it resolved. I’m not the only one who’s had intermittent problems recently.

  35. Maxi Cane says:

    I’ve been having problems too, commenting and loading.

    That is all.

  36. hooronahonda says:

    Java and cookies are fine if you’re talking about coffee and pink schnax.(second attempt to post)

  37. assholeburger says:

    I always thought it was “a pan full of rashers”

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