It might be just me …

Posted on | January 19, 2009 | 37 Comments

… but if I were in a train station and loud music started playing and then people started dancing around the place and I discovered later that it was all to film a commercial for a mobile phone company I’d be pretty fucked off.

Firstly these dancers are not spur of the moment, spontaneous types. They’re hired guns who’d dance in a train station or even in an Eighth Wonder video as long as they got paid. And you have to question anyone who’d dance with or around Patsy Kensit.

Secondly, they’d be sure to be in my way with their twirling and lepping about and crowded train stations are hard enough to navigate without that kind of carry-on.

Thirdly, unless serious attention was paid to the system this music was being played from then it would sound truly awful. What’s that, music over the tannoy? Get to fuck. None of us have gramaphones at home do we, so why would anyone think this is acceptable?

Plus it’s an ad for a mobile phone company in a flash-mob style.

Ads are shit, mobile phone companies are shit and flash-mobs are shit. All the evidence points to it being a holy triumvirate of shit yet people go on as if they’ve witnessed something fantastic.

I just don’t get it.

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37 Responses to “It might be just me …”

  1. Doh!
    January 19th, 2009 @ 10:14 pm

    Wtf is this all about?

  2. Twenty Major
    January 19th, 2009 @ 10:28 pm
  3. SuperGrover
    January 19th, 2009 @ 10:46 pm

    yeccchhh

    that’s horrible

  4. Holemaster
    January 19th, 2009 @ 10:48 pm

    Fisher King gushing sentimental feel good shite. It’s January, I want to be annoyed.

    Anyway, if it was just a dance performance funded by the British Art Council purely for the purpose of a bit of fun then I could be more sympathetic.

  5. Darragh
    January 19th, 2009 @ 10:50 pm

    Ah, people knew Twenty. They were told. They’d have seen the cameras, surely. Reaction afterwards – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jv6rHJiNhQ – obviously edited to only show the good reactions and not those late, but sure still.

    Anyways, the English – if the TV shows like I’m a Celebrity Strictly Come Joseph The Ready Steady Cook’s Brother are anything to go by are mad into all of this. It’s different there.

  6. Al Moloney
    January 19th, 2009 @ 10:53 pm

    If I had a euro for every marketing dick that thought using dance as a metaphor for their shitty product I’d have around 400 euro. Then again, if I had a euro for every gimp that thought those ads were, in fact, “so awesome”, then I’d have around 50000 euro. Barf.

  7. Maxi Cane
    January 19th, 2009 @ 10:59 pm

    It’ll end up one of those overly popular viral videos just because people link to it through sites and blogs like this.

    If you don’t like it, ignore the fucking thing.

  8. Holemaster
    January 19th, 2009 @ 11:00 pm

    Can I have my two euro back?

  9. Twenty Major
    January 19th, 2009 @ 11:17 pm

    Yeah. We should all just ignore stuff that’s shit. Why didn’t I think of that before?!

  10. roosta
    January 19th, 2009 @ 11:18 pm

    I thought it was great. A good idea, pulled off well.

  11. Holemaster
    January 19th, 2009 @ 11:25 pm

    I’d love to flash mob a funeral.

  12. Titler
    January 19th, 2009 @ 11:27 pm

    I’d love to flash at a mobsters funeral

  13. Holemaster
    January 19th, 2009 @ 11:29 pm

    Flash a flash mob at a mobsters funeral.

  14. manuel
    January 19th, 2009 @ 11:41 pm

    yeah you’d be within your rights to batter the fuck out of anybody dancing in your way as you try to get home….bunch of cunts the lot of them

  15. TheChrisD
    January 20th, 2009 @ 12:36 am

    Uch, fail at making an effective promotion…

  16. hooronahonda
    January 20th, 2009 @ 8:49 am

    I dont know why you guys are getting so uptight. This kind of thing happens most evenings in Bus Aras.

  17. Steph
    January 20th, 2009 @ 9:06 am

    You’re a grumpy old git and no mistake! Cheer up, you’re going all emo on us, shall I pass you a razor?

  18. Jo
    January 20th, 2009 @ 9:12 am

    A Triumvirate of shite? That’s excellent.

    I don’t think you have to be an emo to be annoyed at people lepping round in front of you. Poor Twenty, struggling home through the crowds after his day of hard 9-5 graft. Having people…dancing at him! What fresh hell is this?

    It’s enough to make you hire a troup to follow him around. That would be great publicity for the book. Get Twenty repeatedly flash-dance mobbed until he cracks and does something that’ll get him in the papers.

  19. Twenty Major
    January 20th, 2009 @ 9:16 am

    I’m pretty sure battering an entire mob of people to death with an arm ripped from the first in the group would get the odd headline.

  20. Fill3rup
    January 20th, 2009 @ 9:36 am

    Nah,happens all the time in Mullingar..

  21. alfie
    January 20th, 2009 @ 9:54 am

    Liverpool St station, no Muslims, and some of the dancers are giving the Nazi salute, check it out.

  22. Monkey Balls
    January 20th, 2009 @ 10:37 am

    Right, next Friday, we all go on a drinking binge up, down and all around Abbey Street, knocking them back like billy-o.
    At precisely 10:00 we all hit Busarus and proceed to puke our guts up in unison. (They can’t do you for that, can they?)
    We film it. We promote it.
    Point made.

  23. Conan Drumm
    January 20th, 2009 @ 10:45 am

    A Flush Mob, in the jax in the Shelbourne Hotel.

  24. Bald Devil
    January 20th, 2009 @ 11:21 am

    Well, well, well. That didn’t last long did it?

    Bald Devil still loves you all.

  25. Twenty Major
    January 20th, 2009 @ 11:29 am

    Neither did you, you witless banned cunt.

  26. Fill3rup
    January 20th, 2009 @ 11:41 am

    Heh…

    He was a bit slow though wasnt he?

    I’ve seen a pic of his Twenty Major Room.. Scary..

    A bit like….

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YUlcyPXLo

  27. Red Leeroy
    January 20th, 2009 @ 11:57 am

    The question is not whether people dancing around in a train station annoys others or not, the question should be are Patsy Kensits eyes crossed.

    Ok ok it’s annoying but the question still stands.

  28. Twenty Major
    January 20th, 2009 @ 12:00 pm

    Are they?

  29. Red Leeroy
    January 20th, 2009 @ 12:07 pm

    I always suspected they were, but could never be fully sure.

  30. Red Leeroy
    January 20th, 2009 @ 12:08 pm
  31. Sweary
    January 20th, 2009 @ 1:35 pm

    “If you don’t like it, ignore the fucking thing.”

    Wow. I think my outlook just changed.

    Oh, hold on, that wasn’t outlook, it was Hotmail.

    Anyway, if I had a point, it would be that that was the most redundant comment ever. I loves it.

  32. Twenty Major
    January 20th, 2009 @ 1:37 pm

    heh, but I’m heartened by the fact Maxi practices what he preaches – http://maxicane.com/?p=323

  33. Fill3rup
    January 20th, 2009 @ 2:00 pm

    Oh jesus,i forgot about Nightlive..
    Did you see the “Podge n Rodge” rolled into one but calling sports guy a Kiddy fiddler on that last night..

    Horrifically unfunny…

  34. Maxi Cane
    January 20th, 2009 @ 2:21 pm

    Do as I say, don’t do as I do.

  35. Twenty Major
    January 20th, 2009 @ 2:27 pm

    Ah, the Haughey edict. Good work.

  36. Maxi Cane
    January 20th, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

    It’s all I know!

  37. Peadar
    January 20th, 2009 @ 4:34 pm

    I’d love to be part of a flashing flash mob at a mobsters flash funeral.

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