So U2 played at the inaguration concert thingy for Barack Obama. Bono said “What a thrill for four Irish boys from the northside of Dublin to honour you, sir.”
Seriously, what a fucking brown-nosed arse licker he is.
“Oh Mr Mugabe, how nice of you to invite us to your beautiful country. I’m gonna go out later and get me some of that good old cholera!”
“It’s splendid to be here, Kim Jong-il, and to see how impoverished the people of your nation are. Look at them, they’re so skinny! My friend Kate Moss would be spewing”.
“Hey, thanks to time travel it’s my real pleasure to be here at the Reichstag with you, Adolf. Do I have any matches? Sure!”
And maybe the Irish boys from the northside of Dublin might want to stick their Irishness up their holes until they start paying their cunting taxes.
Will Bono launch a wristband/coloured iPod campaign when Ireland becomes the Africa of Europe? People starving and giving each other AIDS with just a glance?
Will he fuck, the cunt.
Hope your not paying taxes on your book income?
Artistic buggery, and what not? Have you gone over the 200k?
Book income, heh.
http://www.breakingnews.ie/archives/2009/0107/entertainment/mhsnmhmhgbkf/
[b]Bono bored of being Bono[/b]
You’re not the only one you short-arsed, scrotum-faced cunt.
Did he not realize he was kind of being patronizing as the “zillionaire” poor north side lad, talking to the poor black kid from Hawaii who could now nuke the entire planet…
So, Mr. Obama is up there with some of the all time greats? Hitler, Kim Jong Il, Mugabe. Christ, he’s not even been sworn in and already he’s condemned as a monstrous tyrant!
Agree with you about Bonio though, those fuckers would sing at the opening of an envelope.
It won’t do their Album sales any harm either…
Oh,yeah,they have a new single out today..handy..
You should read what is written over on their site. I think Bono writes it himself. http://www.u2.com/news/index.php?mode=full&news_id=2291
“And maybe the Irish boys from the northside of Dublin might want to stick their Irishness up their holes until they start paying their cunting taxes.”
haha…classic.
And true.
““This is not just an American dream,’ he said. “Also an Irish dream, a European dream, an African dream … an Israeli dream … and also a Palestinian dream.”"
Get. To. Fuck.
He is such a ponce.
Northside boys with pseudo-american accents
Why is everyone so excited about the US getting it’s first black president? Zimbabwe has had one for ages and he’s fucking shit.
I wonder will Obama and Bono do anything about the Irish Robbing, Begging,Hobo Scum that litters the streets of our great city NEW YORK, maybe they could send them to Arica.
Only when The US stop fucking up the entire world and You learn to spell,will your request be even considered…
Arica is probably an LA suburb.
Speaking of which I saw an ad for a prog on National Geographic tonight all about kids in LA gangs. Looks interesting.
Tonight at 9.
The American Dream is, just that.
I thought Ross Kemp had solved the gang problem in LA??
Cunting “there was an error” message has lost my comment twice. I blame Paul McGuinness.
What kind of error?
Paul McGuinness once came into a shop I was working in and bought ALL the gay books we had. FACT!
I’m not sure exactly what teabagging is and am not too keen to go looking it up in work.
Anyone care to enlighten me? Preferably in verse form, just to brighten up my day.
SG:
Its when you insert teabags into the rectum with a broomhandle until the recipient pukes out a lovely strong cup of Barry’s….
Johnny 5 told me all about it..
There was a young girl from Baghdad
Who often would tea bag her lad
He’d crouch with pants off, his balls in her gob
Now that’s a tea bagging how bad?
‘I wonder will Obama and Bono do anything about the Irish Robbing, Begging,Hobo Scum that litters the streets of our great city NEW YORK…’
…and who will clear Templebar of loudly dressed american tourists? (sorry, but americans are so inoffensive I couldn’t think of a vicious rebuttal)
You could call them fat cunts?
HM – I thank you, Sir.
Beautifully crafted and wholly educational.
Might copy that one for the Valentines card next month. That OK?
Filler. Fibber more like. I happen to know that’s a method for espresso making.
Are you callin Johnny5 a liar?
I’d prefer to see an Elephant ramming Tea bags up Bono’s hoop anyday of the week..
Nice Poem though HM…you’re an Artiste…
or a hippo,(but i cant see how the Hippo would get purchase on the broom handle)…..god im bored today…
You’re welcome SG, fire ahead, I’m sure she’ll love that.
No doubt she will. Sexy and practical.
Thanks.
I’ve just had an image of BOno at the Zoo, all frightened, peeping roundcorners nervously.
I think it’s a bit muchto be associating Obama with all the evil mass murdering dictators, like hooronahonda says.
And it’s good to see how nobley you’d all pay as much tax as you could if you were offered a way out of it.
I’d love to kick Bono right in his cunt.
Here’s the error;
http://i44.tinypic.com/10mkcx5.jpg
(I did the red bits.)
And I’ve just gotten it twice in a row.
As I was trying to say;
You young people, with your tea-bagging and felching and what-have-you, -You don’t know how lucky you are!
In our day you were lucky to get a good fisting, and even that wasn’t always guaranteed.
And we had to make our own butt-plugs out of the cork off the milk bottles too!
I don’t think twenty was associating Obama with all the evil mass murdering dictators. I think he was just making the point that Bono is a two faced arse licking cunt. Or maybe he was.
I sometimes get that error message as well
I think the error happens when two people send in a post at the same time. The Forum-a-tron thingy cant multi-task.
I was only kidding about Mr. Obama, he will probably turn out to be more like Abraham Lincoln but without the stupid tashless beard and the warts
I think that if you read the error you’ll see that the administrator needs to “view the Technical Support information.”
Look at it again.
Sorry, not the Administrator, the Author.
Get the Author to untick the box that says ‘Serve up an error if the commenter is a slow typist and has spent ages typing out a smart alec reply.’
I almost understood all that.
Peadar has it – it’s more about who Bono would associate with than any implication about Obama.
Not sure why that error would be happening – it’s a different spam filter as the other one was causing that big delay when posting comments. Will look into it.
Americia is getting a new HouseBoy, Praise the Lord.
Let me hear you, Praise the Lord,
OH LORDIE.
I’ve enabled the other one, the delay is back but the error should be gone.
It’s always the way.
Arica? Americia? What next, fucking Atalantis?
error/delay
It’s always a toss up.
I’ve taken to doing a quick copy of comments in case the comment-a-tron loses it..
But I’m very clever.
Personally I prefer to delay and so does my girlfriend.
The computer says no
The computer will say what it’s fucking told to say or else it’ll get cunted
Computer says no
It’s a well-established fact that Bono is doubly incontinent. Ever see how big his arse looks? That’s his triple-layer sanitary protection attire. The Dutch give out man-size piss bags and hole wipes on the medical card, and that’s why he pays his few pounds tax there. Not because he’s a money-hungry dwarf cunt. Also, he can get the seams of his leather trousers welded at the piss nurse’s- otherwise he’d be squirting out at the sides like a three foot tall car wash. I hope this helps to clarify matters.
Is hating Bono a national sport in Ireland the same way hating Nicole Kidman is down here?
As soon as I saw Bono being a complete and utter cringeworthy tosser on the telly, I thought, “Oh will have to see what Mr Major says about THAT” and you didn’t disappoint.
Where are you Steph? Wexford?
I think she’s in Arklow…
Siberia actually.
‘Irish boys’my arse!….they are auld ones…grow up Bono