2,600 gardaí are driving patrol cars without the necessary qualifications it emerged today.
Well, well, well, isn’t that something. I think, in the interests of public safety, that anybody without the necessary qualifcations should only be allowed drive with a fully qualified driver beside them.
And a big fucking L plate on the back of the car.
It’s only fair.
So, what you’re telling me is that the next time I see the flashing blues behind me, I stand a decent chance of escape if I floor it.
And me like a sucker pulling in all this thime.
I thank you.
Yes. Thime.
That’s all we need, a Garda driving along and his pissed off dad sitting in the passenger seat. Double jeopardy.
Though that might have been the case already, given the nepotism situation.
Dad can always say he’s teaching Jr how to drive.
Dad can always say he’s teaching Jr how to drive.
Yes, exactly. And your point is….?
I’ve had a few near misses with cops and their crazy driving, especially those unmarked cars. The bloody lights don’t work on some of them so you can’t tell where the siren is coming from.
I think it comes from the roundy thing on the roof.
…but I’m not a doctor.
I think it comes from the roundy thing on the roof.
…but I’m not a doctor.
..a mistakenly placed Doughnut?
Not any more,Fill,now their donut allowance is gone.
What do you think, would the gardai beat the clever out of Twenty if they got him on his own some night?
They will never get him…
Thats what minions are for..
I mean the description they have of him is probably a photo-fit of Johnny5 and a list of his perverted sexual preferences…
Twenty is Huggy Bear.
My ‘fro rocks.
I’m picturing some Matt Talbot-esque masochistic garda fining himself for not following regulations now
There has to be a few cases of Schizophrenia in there too, brought on by too many years of doing the ol’ ‘Good-Cop / Bad-Cop’ routine.
I’d like to see that on Harry Hill.
Hold on… you mean they can ‘pass out’ at Templemore and not be fully licensed to drive? So, do they then get paid lessons? On work time?
I don’t really want to know this as it may damage my health… but, are there ‘members’ of the Traffic Corps who do not have full licences?
No I think it’s that they don’t have advanced driving experience. They can’t drive without a full license. Probably the Indo with their usual misleading headline. They’re still cunts though.
The REAL cause of most accidents on the Irish roads today;
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Are you fucking kidding me?? ‘Your comment wasa bit too short. Please go back and try again’.
Is this long enough for ya? Jesus!
Anyway, as I was saying, MB: Good one.
A ginger ‘fro? Well fuck you MB.
You look like Charlie Chuck John…heh
Calm down John.
I deliberately made it look like a wig.
You’re lucky I didn’t do your beard too!
What am I saying. I DID do your beard.
And I made your hair look real too.
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heh, it’s Luke Kelly.
Sorry about that Luke.
I mean John.
I mean…
oh nevermind!
Brilliant MB! Now the fucker has a good reason for scowling.
fuck da police
I got stopped earlier, when cop asked me for my license I asked ‘why do you want to know what a full license looks like?’ He wasn’t to fucking happy with me, fucker read me the riot act!