“Here Twenty”, said Dirty Dave. “Did you hear that Simon Cowell did a series of X-Factor in Iran?”
“Is that right?”
“Yeah, and the bloke who won it … had to be a bloke by the way, women weren’t allowed … was a butcher”.
“Ok”.
“And he’s going to get a million Iranian pound recording contract”.
“I see”.
“They’ve just finished making his first video. It took some time due to his strict Muslimic code, or whatever”.
“I eagerly await its debut on MTV”.
“And he’s already recorded his first single”
“Fair play to him”.
“Guess what it’s called!”
“Halal-ujah?”
“Awww … you bastard”.
A truly appalling Twenty pun – sometimes nothing else will do – accept no substitutes.
What an unexpected treat on a bollocky cold Thursday morning. Nice to see ya.
What the fuuuuhhhh…?
Did he invite Halal-o magazine around to take photos?
welcome back twenty ..hows bastard face and throat-ripper
Now where the fuck am I supposed to do my dossing? eh? Here? The Forum? Both?
You know the answer to that already dude…
and i was just getting used to the forum. you trickster
Apparently Damien Rice won Chinese X-Factor
How do I get my gravatar from the forum to work on here?
By not being a cunt. Ah well…
But your one works
Yup
Ah shit. He’s back.
It was good there for a while.
SG:wasn’t that Damien Lice?
No, you’re thinking of Flea, who won the Albanian one a couple of years back
The foul mouthed Irish answer to Bob Fisk, the King of bad puns and middle-eastern analysis is BACK! I, sob, really missed ya … gulp, ya bad cunchya.
I thought it was going to a cover of Paul Simon’s ‘You Can Call me Hal, Al’. The video would have sly references to 2001 – A Space Odyssey.
The palestinian version was called “Shellthejewsahhhh”
Dont get comfortable. As soon as the second book hits the stands we will all be dropped like yesterdays socks. I thought you got the haircut SG?
Welcome back Twenty
It’s a wig
You’re a wag.
You’re a wog.
I win.
Do I have to keep running in and out of the forum and over here to post comments too? I’m going to have to employ someone.
Oh and did you choose this Theme because it’s by Mike Tyson?
It’s all a conspiracy. That’s all I have to say on the matter.
PEADAR. See, told you so. Also, quit your pissing and moaning. Hee!
TWENTY. It’s been a dull fall/winter over here without your daily. I hope you are not just teasing us.
EVERYONE. Happy New Year you cunts.
Happy new year 10 Park Drive.
Does Glueface and Dickhead Englishman know yet?
I suppose they’ll find out sooner or later. Bollocks!
And don’t forget Fatcocksacker.
I’ll see if I can call him up…
Fatcocksacker. Fatcocksacker. Fatcocksacker.
Holemaster, you called on fatcocksacker before you mailed ME? sheesh.
I think you should have all stayed away for a week to freak him out.
So Twenty, that ‘I miss my blog sometimes’ comment the other day was actually a subtle message to go check the blog? Too subtle for me.
I see Monkey Balls is back from the dead, also.
Welcome back, Monkey Balls, how was your holiday in the afterlife?
What the fuck has this post got to do with Take That, thats false advertising, and I read right to the end and everything..
Jesus, wasn’t there some Brian gobshite or something as well?
It’s because 20 is Back for Good
Christ, can we stop Candymaning all the old names so soon?
Whatever I said
whatever I did
I didn’t mean it
Candymaning? What the fuck is that? A word?
Repressed memories bubbling to the surface. Have some sympathy.
Who was your man that use to go on about the goats?
Ah,aul Goaty Mcgruff… good times..
It should read – ‘Candyman’ing or possibly ‘Candyman…ing’ or even ‘Candymanning’. Hang on a minute will you, there’s somebody breaking down the bathroom door
Oh, right.
I was reading it like mane
Candymaning
I get it now
Its going to be really awkward flitting between this and the forum. You’re a fucker Twenty. This isnt doing my repetitive strain injury any good at all.
Question is; is 20 back full time and if so will he keep the forum going. Or should I say “Carry on.” Kumon 20, put us out of our misery. Ya cunt!