Cunts they are…
When you set them on fire,i would like to make a failed attempt to extinguish the flames with a H-Williams bag full of piss and petrol…
Can that be arranged?
If some sleazy MD uses the old ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor…’ line on you do what I do, look him right in the eye and say right back ‘Trust me I’m a litigator…’ with a deadpan expression on your face.
Twenty:I dont think so,they are being played off the air at the moment which means the record company are really puttin money behind them…
Think of all the shit that has been forced upon us over the years just because the radio stations play what they are told to..
This thread should be for people to vent their spleen on tracks/bands that made them want to smash the radio to bits upon hearing them..
for me at the moment apart for the Mullingar cunts named above it has to be the unholy twosome that is The Hoosiers/Scouting for Girls..
I think they are they same band but either way… “Up against the wall and take your fuckin’ medicine”
Do you know who really gets my goat? Its that fucking George Formby with his squeaky Bolton accent and his ‘…little ukele in his hand”. The utter bastard.
And his horrible cheeky little happy face, hoor. He was always smiling away as if everything in life was grand, is now grand and will probably be grand too tomorrow.
Or maybe its because my parents liked him for some unholy 1950′s reason. I just wanted to take the ukelele off him and feck it under the wheels of a bus. Just to see the bloody face change. Bloody dolphin in a sports jacket.
Anyone seen The Splints – we saw them playing support to, em, someone, and they were caterwauling prepubescent shite bags, who deeply offended the husband, Now they’ve got a massively overproduced boy-bandy album out, and are all over MTV. It’s not fair.
Cunts they are…
When you set them on fire,i would like to make a failed attempt to extinguish the flames with a H-Williams bag full of piss and petrol…
Can that be arranged?
What are yiz talking about?
A Band called the Blizzards have a song called “Trust me ,I’m a Doctor”
They are cunts and the song is a piece of shit..
Any questions?
Plus the Lead singer played Rugby for Leinster at some point..
He did? What. A. Cunt.
oh yeah.. also play GAA for westmeath too….
It just gets cuntier the further you dig..
You’ll be telling me they sang on Damien Rice’s last album next
Ah c’mon, they have some standards..
Read this and weep..
http://tinyurl.com/4k2ufa
Filler…
“A Band called the Blizzards have a song called “Trust me ,I’m a Doctor”
They are cunts and the song is a piece of shit..
Any questions?”
Just the one… is he really a doctor? I have my doubts.
Looked them up on YouTube just now.
Yeah, “trust me, I’m a doctor” sounds just like Wez-speak now that the Leinster connection is made.
Hopefully you are keeping the volume off,i wouldnt want your ears polluted with that twee,maufactured shit..
They’re obviously some kind of horse doctor if they’re from Mullingar. They’re into their animal husbandry in that part of the world.
Still speechless after the last thread. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Someone even mentioned The Woman I Love. Thanks. Utter bastards.
I suppose they’re a bit like that lot who did ‘where’s me jumper’. One novelty hit and they’ll fade away.
Sultans of Ping. Just bought their Greatest Hits compilation.
A one track CD. Nice.
Heard there new single on the radio…
It’s called “Oh, there it is”
Its got a nice knitting pattern included.
If some sleazy MD uses the old ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor…’ line on you do what I do, look him right in the eye and say right back ‘Trust me I’m a litigator…’ with a deadpan expression on your face.
Twenty:I dont think so,they are being played off the air at the moment which means the record company are really puttin money behind them…
Think of all the shit that has been forced upon us over the years just because the radio stations play what they are told to..
This thread should be for people to vent their spleen on tracks/bands that made them want to smash the radio to bits upon hearing them..
for me at the moment apart for the Mullingar cunts named above it has to be the unholy twosome that is The Hoosiers/Scouting for Girls..
I think they are they same band but either way… “Up against the wall and take your fuckin’ medicine”
Anyone else?
Never heard them. Which seems to be a good thing.
Lucky Bastard…
Gerry “i eat on the radio” Ryan seems to be plugging westlife/boyzone’s new song.
Fucking cunts.
Do you know who really gets my goat? Its that fucking George Formby with his squeaky Bolton accent and his ‘…little ukele in his hand”. The utter bastard.
And his horrible cheeky little happy face, hoor. He was always smiling away as if everything in life was grand, is now grand and will probably be grand too tomorrow.
Or maybe its because my parents liked him for some unholy 1950′s reason. I just wanted to take the ukelele off him and feck it under the wheels of a bus. Just to see the bloody face change. Bloody dolphin in a sports jacket.
Does anybody love Celine Dion as much as I do? We were playing her non-stop at the PD Think-In / Put-us-out-of-your-misery meeting last week.
Also, if yer man is a doctor, he is not on our register.
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handbrake warning light, batty
‘Bloody dolphin in a sports jacket.’
You’re right Bats. He did have a blow hole where his arsehole should be.
..no, hang on a minute. I haven’t thought this thru.
I had a nice snooze and feel less grumpy now.
I’ve tried the “trust me I’m a Taxi driver line a Few times..always good for a laugh
“Trust me, I’m a lying sneaky bastard!”
is always good for buying some time…..
Tony
“Trust me, I’m a serial killer” has a certain ring to it.
“Trust me, I’m a politician” – usually makes people back out of the room, but feel free to try it.
Hooronariceburner
GF was from Wigan not Bolton. Trust me on this, I’m a cunt.
“Thrust me, I’m wide open” usually works for me…
trust me, I’m a Barman…
I trust you
Trust me I’m 5/6th a doctor covers my ass, scouting for girls are great. Haha, horse doctor, that sounds fun.
Trusting, Twenty, trusting.
Anyone seen The Splints – we saw them playing support to, em, someone, and they were caterwauling prepubescent shite bags, who deeply offended the husband, Now they’ve got a massively overproduced boy-bandy album out, and are all over MTV. It’s not fair.
lets find out where their showcase gig will be (they will have one)and we’ll pt a jihad on them…anyone?
I use the “trust me I’m a waiter” line all the time…… but then again I’m shilling chips n steak for a living…..
I barely scraped a 3rd, a lower third at that, so I am nowhere even near a doctorate.
You all forgot about The Script…
http://www.thescriptmusic.com/ie/home/
“Trust me, I’m a cunt” seems to get more respect than you’d think.