All people with facial hair are shifty cunts and are also shit drivers.I did a quick calculation on the way to work and every one who drove like a wanker had facial hair (exluding women of course who are not counted in driving ststistics).
Hey! There’s nothing wrong with facial hair! look at Twenty for instance, apart from the fact he looks like he swallowed a persian cat I think he looks quite …normal?
I reckon DLT looks very like a younger version of the Goateed fellow at the top of this blog – the eyes and the nose !
The perils of a life of debauchery.
Hey beardy -less of the sexist remarks maggot. I will report you to PP for inclusion in his calculations. I will also remind you it was the uncle (XY) who had the collection of front bumpers in his garage
How does one damage front bumpers reversing ? XY ? Debatable !
Couple of things Twenty – what flag are you holding in the pooing in San Francisco picture and can you put a bigger icture of the letter from Twenty Corp up as I cannot read it and it won’t download.
As you may recall I was recently in La Belle France. I was stood at a shop counter waiting to purchase a cheap (but tasteful) set of souvenir tea towels for my mother when I noticed a fine figure of a woman stood a little way down the same counter with her back to me. Unfortunately for her she had two small children with her so my interest was minimal.
Suddenly she spun round to chastise one of her offspring…well, the shock was almost like a blow to the body! She had a growth of hair on her upper lip that would give Joe Stalin a size complex. Thank God she was concentrating on her kids because the sight of my jaw hitting the floor must have been something to behold.
He couldn’t reverse at all- just drove round until he eventually came out close to where he wanted. Sometimes it was a tight squeeze (or possibly a one-way street) but most people saw him coming & took appropriate evasive action. I will ignore the questioning about gender.
Shite, we both do look very unhappy in fairness. I do need a bit of a bouffant to pull it off properly but I think I was born 20 years too late for that…
I doubt it Batty. I once found a 2fm mug which i gave to her her. she soaked her teeth in it til the handle fell off. (which was about three weeks after I found it, cheap shite).
…and totally in keeping with the subject of facial hair, what do you guys make of this:
‘If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year
ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week
your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in
XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought
£1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all,
then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant,
you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the
best current investment advice is to drink heavily’
Just to say, got a very brief text from Holemaster saying ‘Success’ and he’d talk to me next week.
You always have a fear, don’t you, when someone’s having a baby or an operation, that something sudden and awful will happen – even if you tell yourself not to be so silly. So it’s good to know he’s ok.
Which one is the evil twin ?
They both are… you can see it their many eyes.
ah Richochet!!
I remember the closeing party of Spectrum fm years ago and he DJ’d t it.
Hairy Cornflake,,heh
Christ, it looks like someone just hacked a hole in a bushy thicket and there was a pair of eyes and a nose peering out.
Surely a triplet who got away somewhere- the beardiest BeeGee? Maybe it’s an alien invasion, like the midwich cuckoos
All people with facial hair are shifty cunts and are also shit drivers.I did a quick calculation on the way to work and every one who drove like a wanker had facial hair (exluding women of course who are not counted in driving ststistics).
Hey! There’s nothing wrong with facial hair! look at Twenty for instance, apart from the fact he looks like he swallowed a persian cat I think he looks quite …normal?
I reckon DLT looks very like a younger version of the Goateed fellow at the top of this blog – the eyes and the nose !
The perils of a life of debauchery.
Sister maggot is a fine driver – in the forward direction. Reversing and parking ? Let’s not go there.
Hey beardy -less of the sexist remarks maggot. I will report you to PP for inclusion in his calculations. I will also remind you it was the uncle (XY) who had the collection of front bumpers in his garage
DLT is alright. I can see his chest-hair. But Rick O’Shea ..? Do you reckon his beard was caused by an over enthusiastic face-lift?
The bit on the top of his head might be chest-hair though.
Which leaves a distinctly alarming explanation for the beard.
How does one damage front bumpers reversing ? XY ? Debatable !
Couple of things Twenty – what flag are you holding in the pooing in San Francisco picture and can you put a bigger icture of the letter from Twenty Corp up as I cannot read it and it won’t download.
As you may recall I was recently in La Belle France. I was stood at a shop counter waiting to purchase a cheap (but tasteful) set of souvenir tea towels for my mother when I noticed a fine figure of a woman stood a little way down the same counter with her back to me. Unfortunately for her she had two small children with her so my interest was minimal.
Suddenly she spun round to chastise one of her offspring…well, the shock was almost like a blow to the body! She had a growth of hair on her upper lip that would give Joe Stalin a size complex. Thank God she was concentrating on her kids because the sight of my jaw hitting the floor must have been something to behold.
He couldn’t reverse at all- just drove round until he eventually came out close to where he wanted. Sometimes it was a tight squeeze (or possibly a one-way street) but most people saw him coming & took appropriate evasive action. I will ignore the questioning about gender.
‘souvenir tea towels’. Heh. Eheh.
I wasn’t questioning his gender, just his genetic complement.
Haaa Twenty :)
And Batty, re facelift comment.
What can I say, …honda, your mammy is a lucky lady!
Rick is Dave’s bastard love child after his trip to Bankok
Shite, we both do look very unhappy in fairness. I do need a bit of a bouffant to pull it off properly but I think I was born 20 years too late for that…
Rick, stay right there. Hooronahonda wants a photograph of your message to show the Mammy. She might have it printed on a tea-towel. Heh. Eheh. Heh.
I doubt it Batty. I once found a 2fm mug which i gave to her her. she soaked her teeth in it til the handle fell off. (which was about three weeks after I found it, cheap shite).
…and totally in keeping with the subject of facial hair, what do you guys make of this:
‘If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year
ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week
your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in
XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought
£1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all,
then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant,
you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the
best current investment advice is to drink heavily’
Fuck! No wonder people drink more in a recession.
The sunject of drink always comes up on this blog on a Friday, I notice.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see my stockbroker at Booze 2 Go.
see yiz rafter…
Proud of yiz. All too busy putting the shoulder to the wheel for the sake of the Emerald Empire.
‘Twould bring a tear to the eye. Dirty feckers all in the pub. Gah.
Oh dear Rick – where did it all go wrong?
Hirsutes him.
I dunno, that DLT fella up there is weirdly like that ITimes politics writer, what’s his name, Breathnach?
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Can any of these two feckers fly a helicopter,
My beard >>>>> their beards.
I don’t see it 10MajorX2
I miss the days when you could buy a box of five cigarettes.
There’s a shop down my way that still sells them loose. 40c a pop, or puff, as the case may be.
Anyone out there on the weekend?
Just to say, got a very brief text from Holemaster saying ‘Success’ and he’d talk to me next week.
You always have a fear, don’t you, when someone’s having a baby or an operation, that something sudden and awful will happen – even if you tell yourself not to be so silly. So it’s good to know he’s ok.
Thanks for passing that on Jo !
What? Holemaster had a baby?
They don’t call him Holemaster for nothing.
Thanks Jo, it was nice of you to pass that along. I’m glad he’s recovering.
Holemaster might be gutted to find that according to BBC Sport the following event happened
‘Tyrone sensationaly beat champions and favourites Tyrone in the All-Irelansd football final at Croke Park.’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/northern_ireland/the_championship/default.stm
I’ve always maintained Tyrone were much better than that other lot … Tyrone. Gah.
Good to hear…
Glad to hera that Jo, liked the reply to MB :)
damn, hear, I meant.Chocolate fatigue
My typo is so fluent now, sm, I didn’t even notice :)
Chocolate fatigue
You had chocolate and didn’t share ?