Think-in’
Posted on | September 18, 2008 | 127 Comments
Fianna Fail had one last week. Fine Gael and the Greens are having them this week. However, I’m not sure ‘Think-in’ is the right expression for what it is they do.
‘Cunt-in’ is probably about right. A bunch of cunts sitting around a table talking about how to make them themselves look less like cunts and the others cunts to look more cuntish.
The Greens will be thinking about what useless way they can make themselves look environmentally friendly. Perhaps they’ll add a steering wheel tax for cars or add a levy on solid fuel prices saving tons of carbon emissions but causing the deaths of hundreds of eldery people who can’t afford to light a fire.
Fine Gael will think up dozens of snappy new soundbites for Enda Kenny to use but whenever anyone asks him for an actual solution to a problem he’ll sound as vacant as ever.
John Gormley will think of new ways of bending over and getting fucked by Brian Cowen.
Leo Varadkar’s speech will draw warm applause although some FG members will be reluctant to embrace his idea of Immigrant Idol, where the country gets to vote on who is allowed in after the perform a series of demeaning variety acts on a specially built stage in the various internment camps across the country.
Eamon Ryan will introduce a revolutionary way to present broadband figures which will demonstrate that not only does everybody in Ireland have a lightning fast internet connection, they have two of them.
Fine Gael’s Michael Ring will make a presentation to the party about how the internet is to blame for the increase in suicides among rural farmers.
Dan Boyle will marry Trevor Sergeant.
Lucinda Creighton will reveal her exclusive photoshoot with FHM, sending the party in a frenzy of Kleenex buying which the Greens will condemn as a waste of valuable paper.
And you can bet somebody will think up the great idea of shortening pubs hours as a way to combat bad behaviour and pretty much everyone will agree with it and I will be forced to set up my own republic where 24 hour opening is mandatory and sobriety is punishable by a very hard kick in the testicles/minge.
Think-on that, fuckers.
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September 18th, 2008 @ 10:07 am
You give them way too much credit Twenty..
They got Laaaangers and had a Kraoke and told Gaa stories..
It was a tax funded Sticktheheadinthesand-athon…for cunts
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:15 am
Dictatorship seems the only option left – can I be one of your henchmen ?
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:18 am
Also you can bet the bar was kept open way into the small hours too.
I worked in a hotel years ago and there was a fianna fail function on and a more degenrate bunch you couldnt imagine,a tinkers wedding was more civilised..
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:21 am
I’ve got three lightning fast connections now, thanks to Eamon. Well I don’t, but one day I might. Mightn’t I?
I’ll move to your republic Twenty, if only to avoid a kick in the minge.
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:38 am
I seriously worry at the idea of a ‘think-in’ for the leaders of a country.
‘so lads, has ANYONE got a fucking idea or what?
come on now, prize of an iPhone for the best idea’
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:59 am
Are not ‘Fianna Fail’ and ‘think-in’ an oxymoron?
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Sorry. I meant “…are not Fianna Fail poxy morons incapable of cohesive thought?”
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:05 am
…or as my old pa used to say ” They couldn’t find their own arse if they used both hands!”
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:09 am
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September 18th, 2008 @ 11:14 am
Isnt Bartholomew having some craic looking at all this. The fuckin size of him coming from the Tribunal the other day, he couldnt button his blazer with fatness.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:16 am
All them meals bought with crumpled sterling, you see.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Or maybe a good jump season!
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:34 am
There’s no point in politicians in Ireland or Oooh-K having a ‘think-in’. Why can’t they do the usual thing and have a look through the paper for anything emanating from the United States of Amnesia?
The only reason they are stymied this time is because the Yanks don’t know what to do either.
Twenty, the brother in the Navy says his forces are at your disposal and he can have the LMV Harney parked on the Liffey within range of the Dail anytime you like.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Batty your reasoning is flawed, neither the UK or Irish economic or social situations resemble the US. In fact it could be said that the recent contradictory behaviour of intervention in the US more closely resembles the UK government’s meddling.
And shut the fuck up about Harney, we know she’s fat and useless but it does grow tiresome.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:51 am
And shut the fuck up about Harney, we know she’s fat and useless but it does grow tiresome.
Aye.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Batty – the LMV Harney – how in god’s name does this float?
Archimedes principle states that:
“any body fully or partially submerged in a fluid is buoyed up by a force equal to the weight of the fluid displaced.”
This to me implies that a large part of Dublin would be flooded if it ever came up or anywhere near the Liffey.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:59 am
FFS papalamour don’t encourage him!
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
PP: Batty your reasoning is flawed, neither the UK or Irish economic or social situations resemble the US.
Total bollocks. The only difference is that Fianna Fail set up a sovereign fund in 2000 with the express intention of funding Irish state pensions by 2025. Its the 19th largest sovereign fund in the world and remains one of only two individual (good) ideas FF ever had in their long run in government, th other being a new system of labour relations entitled the Social Contract.
The Irish economy is the most open economy in the world- no protective trade barriers which is great when the winds are at the back of the Free Trade System internationally, not so good when its shite. If you think Ireland can sail on regardless of the international trade situation you really should reconsider whether you should be discussing economics at all.
PP: And shut the fuck up about Harney, we know she’s fat and useless but it does grow tiresome.
And by the way, Twenty, if you are going to operate a blog allowing people to comment very well and good to you for doing it but stop attempting to censor what people say on it like a good man.
As for you, PP, I can only assume you are in a bad mood because your shares are down. Otherwise, brighten up and stop sticking your own cock in your mouth.
All stand.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
Maybe they are thinking how they might best explain to everybody how the former Minister for Finance who presided over the greatest waste and squandering of taxpayers money in the history of the State has been promoted to Taoiseach and should remain in office.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
And by the way, Twenty, if you are going to operate a blog allowing people to comment very well and good to you for doing it but stop attempting to censor what people say on it like a good man.
Shove it up your hole. Accept the fact that you are boring people to fucking tears with the constant, continuous, never-ending references to Harney.
I’ve mentioned it, other commentators have mentioned it, now PP has, so perhaps you might show a bit of consideration to the rest of the people who read the blog and give it a rest.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
Papalamour: Don’t worry, there’s a state funded, centrally planned and publicly funded hole in Dublin calculated to handle the overspill.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
Twenty, I apologise. I wasn’t aware that you had carried out a fucking survey among the two thousand hits you get every day.
You are fast- I’ll give you that.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
I wasn’t aware I had to carry out any kind of survey.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
Twenty:If stops talking about “H” ,he’ll only go back to Limerick bashing..
Thats entertaining though as he clearly knows fuck all about either subject,although his economics is spot on..
batty:do you fancy a cushy finance job with absolutely no personal reprecussions?
Write to FF Party Head Quarters,you will have to do the multiple choice civil service exam again though..
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
Of course. I beg your pardon for assuming that you actually had to check with everyone before speaking for thousands of people.
How’s the plan for a new dictatorship coming along?
I’m seconds away from calling in the Navy, y’know.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
@ maggot
i posted before i was able to read the immediate responses.. The constraints of a sheep powered economy and the “narrowband network services in my place of work conspired against me)
I also have that knack of being able to regularly insert penis in mouth (ones own of course) before engaging brain both on the web and in life. “Hey how are you? congratulations, i didn’t know you were pregnant!” “I am not pregnant, its the steroids I have to take for my terminal bone cancer” type of situation.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
Fill3rup: Ta for the job offer but how d’you know I’m not the economics attache for the Irish embassy in London?
Anybody want to buy a tiger?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
Batty, that idea of the pension fund was Mc Creevy´s…. Remember him? The guy who was always talking about putting money away for a rainy day? Well Bertie & Co didn´t like that because it didn´t allow for buying elections. They fired him (sideways promotion to Brussels job). The rainy day has now arrived, Bertie has fled the scene and they are talking about raiding the pension fund you mentioned.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
Been there, done that re the pregnancy – not an easy one to get round.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
Of course. I beg your pardon for assuming that you actually had to check with everyone before speaking for thousands of people.
How’s the plan for a new dictatorship coming along?
Why would I need a new one? I have one right here.
Let’s face it, you wouldn’t take the hint, despite it being less than a hint more than once. If you want to keep making an issue out of it go right ahead.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
Don Juan: Ta for the info. I was wondering when some bright spark in FF would pipe up about the sovereign fund money.
Its not a bad idea but I hope they don’t just start doing what the Fed and Oooh K Treasury have been doing which is throwing very good money after very bad.
Its a stop and think moment. I just want Ireland to do well and handle the situation right and if they don’t start copying the mistakes abroad I’ll be happy.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
It’s not about being censored, it’s about shutting the fuck up.
There’s a difference. Oh yes. Censorship is him deleting your comments. He could you know Batty. He Has the Power. You’re in Twenty’s house, you know.
http://metropolitician.blogs.com/scribblings_of_the_metrop/Shut%20the%20fuck%20up.jpg
Though Twenty, I have to say, cunt-in? Hmm. As much effort as it takes to make a Harney joke, methinks.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
I presume everyone else received the same survey I did…
Please tick as appropriate
1. Batty is gas altogether
2. Mary Harney is endlessly funny
3. Limerick too
4. Batty is a cunt
5. Batty is a witty and erudite commentator who doesn’t realise that sometimes it’s just too much, too often.
I went for 5. Anyone else?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
Nothing wrong with censorship on a blog.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
I think 5 about sums it up.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
Wondering how many party whinge-ins Eoghan Harris (sorry, Senator eh) been at in his career through Irish politics… SF, WP, DL, FG, FF?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
Can I tick more than one box SG ?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
Was he in SF Conan ? And who are/were DL ?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Thank God you remembered to call him Senator, Conan. He’d be on here like a flash to correct you.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Nice one SuperGrover- you have the knack. However tempted I am to get myself deleted off a blog just for the hell of it I’ll save it for another day.
What do you lads do with trolls, for fuck sake?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
I think 5. He gets a hit about one in every five, maybe.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
I’ll save it for another day.
And save it for another blog, if you don’t mind.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
We send them to live out a sun kissed obnoxious existence in Greece, apparently ;)
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
DL? Dey are de liberals maggot.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
I was referring to this statement of bollocks:
“can’t they do the usual thing and have a look through the paper for anything emanating from the United States of Amnesia?”
The US is(perhaps until last week was) a true free market economy, Ireland and the UK pretend they are. Both Ireland and the UK have semi-state industries, strict (but not strict enough) banking regulatory authorities and a record of tampering with private industry so the politicians could not refer to the US for advice or guidance. They fuck up royally on their own.
As for being in a bad mood, in a perfectly good mood, you Welsh windbag, sun is shining, hash is good and I fuck off up the Nile in four days. Back to your pit you cunt, oops none left Thatcher closed them all.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
Twenty, leave it die down for fuck sake would you.
You are now beginning to come across like the Sisters of the Divine Lash.
Do you have thin little lips and a brother in the Cistercians? (That IS an attempt at a joke. Let’s see how that is received.)
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Does the “Think In” get paid from party funds or does the tax payer pick up some of the bill?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Twenty, leave it die down for fuck sake would you.
Now that’s funny.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
Jesus – you going to Egypt PP ? Good luck mate – avoid bulky looking locals or cunts carrying rucksacks.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
And who’s ‘Nile’?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
Incidentally – any word of how things went for Holemaster ?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
No. I’m thinking of texting him. But might leave it til later – I don’t want it to be one of those Father Ted moments, where his lung explodes because the phone call freaks him out.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
I am going to take Christianity to the heathen scum, God will protect me Maggot.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
PP: The US is(perhaps until last week was) a true free market economy, Ireland and the UK pretend they are.
Agreed on Ireland and UK but you should have seen the US reaction to a bid for their port operations on the East Coast 18 months ago. And I’m not so sure that an economy trapped by the military contractors is a ‘free market’ but you are right. The definitions are loose.
Both Ireland and the UK have semi-state industries, strict (but not strict enough) banking regulatory authorities and a record of tampering with private industry so the politicians could not refer to the US for advice or guidance. They fuck up royally on their own.
I take your point.
As for being in a bad mood, in a perfectly good mood, you Welsh windbag, sun is shining, hash is good and I fuck off up the Nile in four days. Back to your pit you cunt, oops none left Thatcher closed them all.
Where’s d’you get the idea I was (a) Welsh and (b) a defender of that psychotic tragedy Margaret Thatcher?
Love to Nile.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
Give him my best wishes Jo. He’s a decent lad.
Wear a Kilt PP – that will protect you.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
Batty, The treacherous self serving muppets in FF are well capable of screwing up the country all by themselves, they made tax giveaways in times of plenty, poured money into the white elephant of a health service and poured money down any drain they could find. All to buy votes. The problems are now so profound that the last thing they could afford to do is bail out the financial services sector. Anyway, luckily there is no longer a central bank as such in Ireland. So they can´t fuck that up. Even though they would love to. Could we borrow some of those investigating anti mafia magistrates they have in Sicily???? If we do it quickly we could find all the main suspects at the “think in”.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
Careful PP, they still remember that other annoying brit Gordon of Khartoum. Come to think of it all brits are annoying to the average arab, good luck with that.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Maggot, to my uncertain recall he was in sticky SF (ie ‘Official’) as it changed to SF-WP. I guess he’d have been involved in ‘Cell 14′ (or was it ‘Cell 17′ they called it) in his early RTE days. I may have left out New Agenda (the transitional interlude WP to DL) but nobody remembers that phase anymore.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Jesus Conan, how many bands did this fucker play in?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Batty, the Welsh Windbag section was directed at another…apologies for the misunderstanding.
Why the fuck can you not buy a Pith helmet and swagger stick anymore? How am I supposed to visit third world countries without such accessories?
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
HonaH, very many… and lots of different instruments too. And now he’s a Senator, gifted the job by nomination of then Taoiseach Bertrude Ahern.
September 18th, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
PP: No worries, I an handle much but not being accused of being Welsh.
As for abroad- just shout ‘you there’ a lot and look exasperated when they speak foreign.
You aren’t Indiana Jones are you?
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
The “you there” only works in Europe, your swarthy types just try and sell you shit. I watched Team America to learn the Arabic language, not sure if it will be enough though.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Team America – class film!
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Batty, I stand corrected….. They are indeed going to bail out the banks, have a look at this!! Cunning fuckers
http://examiner.ie/irishexaminer/pages/story.aspx-qqqg=ireland-qqqm=ireland-qqqa=ireland-qqqid=72618-qqqx=1.asp
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
PP:be careful of who you get your hash off as many of the sellers shop tourists to cops for money and get their hash back.. happened to a friend of mine’s boyfriend..he spent 3 weeks in an Egyptian jail,she spent the 3 weeks thinking he was being buggered to death as the authority’s would not give her any info about him.Irish Consolate were about as useful as a civil servant in a…oh wait.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
So, you’re not taking the pith PP?
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
@PP diolch gont
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
Don Juan: Ta for that examiner article. Its definitely not something calculated to help the low paid but to help keep bank shares up.
Its very revealing. God help the poor fuckers who sign up for a 300K mortgage while earning coffee-shop money. Interest rates would only have to blip once and we’re back in reposession territory which would of course put the bankers off their tea once evening but then they’d sigh and say ‘well, it was their own fault…’
Over here in the UK the government have been recommending shared ownership schemes for key workers like nurses and so on. Sounds a great idea, but the shared owner in each case turns out to be a management company and when the key worker goes to sell their share and trade up nobody of course will buy into it.
I haven’t looked at who the shareholders in the ‘management companies’ are- I’m too scared I’ll end up starting a revolution.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
Heh heh – here’s hoping it’s the end of those really irritating Halifax adverts with Howard and that especially hatesome dwarf Thomas Yau.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
One ray of sunshine in all the misery – because the banks got so greedy and gave out 100% mortgages now that prices have fallen so much, if they do repossess they are still out of pocket.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
Wonder what Twenty thinks of companies who use amateur dramatics from their staff in their advertising?
Tin Hats On.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
Opening minutes of newsnight last night ( Halifax Ad: Picture wildly-haired, vaguely polynesian cunt singing “Woke up this morning feeling fine”
Paxman: “No you didn’t”
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
That’s the one Rob – Thomas Yau.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=85368&in_page_id=34
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
Let me know when it starts, none of these thieving manipulating fuckers have ever been made accountable for screwing up the country. Hegemony. Fianna Fail- The Construction Party
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
You talking about the Gate or the Abbey Batty?
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Tin Hats On.
are unemployed construction workers now taking to deparate measures ie:the theatre ,to make end meet??
Jesus ,maybe it is a recession..
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
Hooronahonda- when I was over there last year I was risen from my chair by a newspaper report that some construction cun- sorry, Fianna Fail man was proposing the Abbey be moved. I’m sure it was the Abbey but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were up to shifting everything cultural so people could buy stuff in more places.
I hope that idea is dead. The Abbey spent half a million on the accoustics and a makeover and its a great job. It’d be desperate to move one of the things most admired about Dublin around the world for another fucking ‘consumer experience’.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Now its been mentioned I dont recall seeing many financial services ads on the box in the last few days? Where are the BOI fairies now etc? Never Never Land like most of the rest of us very shortly.
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
I almost hate to say this Batty, but I never got the Abbey Habit.
B’dum tish!
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
Oh you … you .. HOOR!
September 18th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
Sorry lads,completely off subject but the headline caught my eye..
http://tinyurl.com/3o2mjb
He just didnt kill enough unarmed civilians and Monks..I mean he should just fuck off now and join Save The Whales….
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
There’s a job going with the Corrib Guards. Heh.
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
Heh
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
Cuntybollox. Thats almost my favourite word.
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
What if Mayo declared independence from the Republic???? Would the Corrib gas be theirs? Could we all move there and enjoy 24 hr opening? Smokey bars? Pinting & Driving?
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
Could we all move there and enjoy 24 hr opening? Smokey bars? Pinting & Driving?
Yeah,plus they publish photos of Gays, in public car parks meeting up,in the Local newspapers,licence plates and all…
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
Great, sounds like a progressive place already. And the press is already free it seems, so no need to round up and and intern any FF journalists.
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
fill3up, Emmett Staggs car there???
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
Proper order. Pays to keep an eye on conservatives.
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
I’m with Cogly.
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
fill3up, Emmett Staggs car there???
I couldn’t possibly commment..
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:35 pm
I hate crusties and FF. They all need haircuts & showers. Threat to public health.
September 18th, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
I dont know what you fuckers are all jabbering on about, think-ins me bolix. There is only one man for this job:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=wzu1ToAxdFk&feature=related
September 18th, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
Hooronahonda you absolute beauty. Halls was a great programme and way ahead of its time. Brilliant.
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
How come everytime a pollytishan is coming from a Tribunal some grey haired cunt in a “suit” or tweed jacket has to shake his hand in that “dont mind what they say, fair play to ya fuckin fair play” kinda way.
Come on man – Fuuuuuuuck that!
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
Because they are paid to do it?
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
Dont answer me with a question ye pup ye!
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:24 pm
Or…Pat & fill…Because the handshaker is a taxpaying commuting moron who actually enjoys being raped in the ass and mouth by FF crooks
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
yeah,theres that alright..
PattheRat:What?
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Well if he enjoys it maybe its not really rape.
Although in my experience ah never mind…
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
Life of Brian:
Brian:”You mean he raped you???”
Mrs Cohen:”well…at first..”
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
Most men are potential rapists. Not me though, I’m a convicted one!
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:45 pm
lovely…
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
Pat, so you are either a politician or a lawyer then??
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
A premiership footballer?
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
oh wait,they always get the charges dropped..
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
Forgive me for referring back to the original topic, but doesn’t the concept of a “Fianna Fail Think In” require that more than one of them actually has a brain?
Is there any independent scientific evidence of this phenomenon?
Tony
September 18th, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
Hey Gaelic footballers are a dab hand at the ole sexual offences too. Look what Tyrone did to the Dubs in their HQ. Lol – and I really am lol at the Dubs and their Blue book.
September 18th, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
I can forgive you for being so on topic you are out of touch man but what possesses you to bother typing such an inane comment.
September 18th, 2008 @ 5:10 pm
‘nother one, Twenty. Get him.
September 18th, 2008 @ 5:28 pm
Anybody who knows anything about GAA is suspect. Probably a bogger(which is okay) but possibly also a double ff-er or a shinner
September 18th, 2008 @ 6:37 pm
Francis Hall was an FF lackey who only got sharp when the coalition crowd got in… Richie Ruin… Minister for Hardship etc etc
September 18th, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
All but four of the above comments posted before 5pm…..I think that says more about productivity levels in this country than anything.
Why don’t you do some work you sad lonely fucks.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
We’re too sad and lonely. We try but we can’t seem to manage. In fact we’ve all been fired due to excessive internet use at work, and now we just spend the time we’re not in the dole queue huddled round the computer, typing in fingerless gloves, trying to remember what our voices sounded like. Our sobs echo round our empty rooms.
Is anyone there? I’m so lonely. And so sad. Barkmulch? Are you there? Come back Barkmulch, please, stay and talk to me. Hello?
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
I’m here. Apparently everyone else has gone to see some beardy bloke play a DJ set.
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:25 pm
Crap TV tonight. So I’m bored
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:27 pm
By the way Twenty – yargggh
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:29 pm
I inadvertently got dragged to a FF pre-election rally in Bantry last year. Never heard such a load of self-praise and back-patting bollocks. And such an utterly pointless exercise! Did none of them stop to think that maybe, just maybe, everyone who turns up to this sort of gig is here because they’re already a poxy FF voter? Talk about preaching to the converted! Anyway it didn’t work – yer man didn’t get back in come the election.
Batty – nice subtle reference to “The Brother” at the top of the thread!
September 18th, 2008 @ 11:57 pm
Talking like pirates is rubbish, maggot. Do I have to say this every year?
September 19th, 2008 @ 12:04 am
I know it’s rubbish – but I thought I might as well be the one to mention it.
It’s an institution on this blog and after all, like Spurs’ wins, it IS only once a year!
September 19th, 2008 @ 12:14 am
heh, true that.
September 19th, 2008 @ 8:02 am
Fuck off you scurvy sea dogs
September 19th, 2008 @ 8:56 am
PP: Fuck off you scurvy sea dogs
Oh FUCK. The temptation.
Pooka, how in the name of Jesus on a jet-ski does someone get ‘dragged to’ a FF pre-election rally? Was she nice or is her Da a farmer?
September 19th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
Well I was staying with these nice people down that way, when they said we were going “out” I thought it meant just for pints. The dark truth was kept from me. Turns out one of their friends was working for the local FF TD and we were all expected to attend this thing. Fortunately it did end in pints. Unfortunately we had to buy same, still I hardly expected that shower of FF twats to buy me beer in fairness.
September 19th, 2008 @ 8:35 pm
If you need a viceroy for your new republic in Cork .Give me a shout.
September 20th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
>I can forgive you for being so on topic you >are out of touch man but what possesses you to >bother typing such an inane comment.
Just trying to fit in?