Musical truths – part 1
Posted on | August 28, 2008 | 37 Comments
The lead singer of The Sundays sounded much cuter than she actually was.
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Posted on | August 28, 2008 | 37 Comments
The lead singer of The Sundays sounded much cuter than she actually was.
37 Responses to “Musical truths – part 1”
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August 28th, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
Natalie Imbruglia is another one that sounded better than she looked. And yer wan from the Cranberries, Lorsha O’Riordan or somesuch.
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
Here’s another, Robert Smith cant sing.
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
No, Dolores looks exactly like the hatched faced cunt she sounds.
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
Bob Dylan- brilliant songwriter but should never have been allowed near a microphone. he sounds like a sick lawnmower.
Madonna- can’t sing. If you listen she just does the old trick of shouting a bit louder in lieu of actually being able to hold a different note.
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
I heard Dolores came over all Hollywood when the Cranberries got on telly with their first album.
Bought a castle in Limerick and was promptly run out of it a year later for not carrying a knife like normal Limerickers apparently. Or acting the big-un. So I’m told. I admit it would have been easy with Dolores to be just the wrong side of cruel during lovemaking. Aye.
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Macey Grey cannot sing either.
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
not carrying a knife like normal Limerickers apparently
..hmmmm.. lazy n Lame Mrs o’sullivan
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
That one Adel has a nice voice but looks like something off a Tv3 exploitation “documentary” on the obese…
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
Shane McGowan can’t sing.
Shayne Ward can.
What’s your point?
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
her songs are shit mind..
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
Fill3rup says:
‘not carrying a knife like normal Limerickers apparently
..hmmmm.. lazy n Lame Mrs o’sullivan’
Sorry Fill, its just that I’ve never loved Limerick. Do you want me to lie?
August 28th, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
The girl from soft lounge-jazz covers band Nouvelle Vague has a great voice and turns out to be a cutie.
August 28th, 2008 @ 5:01 pm
Direct quote from a sound technician with access to the closed loop the Spice Girls used to ‘mime’ (moan?)into- ‘It was like listening to a bag of cats screeching’.
August 28th, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
Shayne Ward, another inbred Plastic Paddy Knacker from Scumchester.
August 28th, 2008 @ 5:15 pm
Madonna can’t sing but her cunt speaks for it’s self.
August 28th, 2008 @ 5:57 pm
The new James Blunt is Fionn Regan…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj66XgK3NvE
The last word in each line is….. delayed.
Oh how unoriginal that…… is.
And all his stuff sounds the….. same.
August 28th, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
My lazy-eyes-dyslexia caused me to read that as:
“The lead singer of The Stone Roses sounded much cuter than she actually was.”
weird..
August 28th, 2008 @ 6:48 pm
Twenty – did the man turn up this morning and did everything go OK with the toileting ?
August 28th, 2008 @ 6:50 pm
I had a good poo and the man arrived eventually, so it all worked out. Apart from him being a tardy cunt, like…
August 28th, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
My brother was always playing that song by the sundays where she talks about gettin’ her cherry plucked for the first time..drove me mental I have to say. I was listening to Iron Maiden at the time so…y’know…touché.
August 28th, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
Hmm, he sounds more than tardy. Tardy sounds like a little bit late. Half an hour plus a poo is a lot late.
Robert Smith? Can’t sing? Oooooo, I won’t have that. May you be struck down with something , hoah.
Dolorous O Riordain… ugh. I can’t even think about it.
August 28th, 2008 @ 7:20 pm
something unpleasant I meant to say, but maybe ‘something’ is more scarier in its infinite possibilities.
August 28th, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
I’ll bet that was a relief!
August 28th, 2008 @ 8:12 pm
alison goldfrapp, nice voice. dissapointing on a google image search.
August 28th, 2008 @ 9:15 pm
The Sundays gave birth to half the godawful music played in supermarkets!
August 28th, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
But hey, what about Tracey Thorn from Everything But The Girl?
-When it comes to ‘singers born for the radio but definitely NOT for the TV’, that one takes the (dog) biscuit.
August 28th, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
Oh man, poor old Tracey. She’s no Arthur Mullard, that’s for sure.
August 29th, 2008 @ 12:37 am
that is so very true……thank fuck for goldfrapp who looks as sexy as she sounds…..
August 29th, 2008 @ 12:44 am
Debbie Harry ruled OK.
August 29th, 2008 @ 1:47 am
Natalie Imbruglia is possibly the most beautiful singer ever.
August 29th, 2008 @ 2:14 am
The one from 4 Non-Blondes, she was hot.
August 29th, 2008 @ 2:23 am
Yeah Fred, still into the recycling then?
August 29th, 2008 @ 2:30 am
Nouvelle Vague sounded sexy and all French and cool and spliff smoking even though it was all re-recorded 80s alternative and we all knew that. And we were right, it’s probably just Sony BMG trying new ways of getting our money…..
http://www.nouvellesvagues.com/shop/FR_boutique02.htm
August 29th, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Sorry Fill, its just that I’ve never loved Limerick. Do you want me to lie?
Of course not,lies make the little baby jesus cry,but i would have thought reinforcing a lazy stereotype was way benath you.. maybe not..
August 29th, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Natalie Umbrella is flupping lovely. In fact she looks far more lovely than she sounds and that is saying something.
August 29th, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
Ah yes angel-voiced Harriet Wheeler, although I think a lot of boys liked her, based on scenes I saw at a gig of theirs years ago. They played the Tivoli and the show had to be stopped at least once due to crushing and general fanaticism. A late teen/early 20s indie boy near me spent the gig wringing his hands, sobbing and constantly wailing “Harrr-iiiie-etttt!”
August 30th, 2008 @ 1:52 am
http://www.alwaysontherun.net/mazzy.htm