Comments on: Morning dilemma http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:46:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Michéal Donnellan http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48556 Michéal Donnellan Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:11:22 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48556 Mad one, very funny. Mad one, very funny.

]]> By: noddy http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48551 noddy Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:25:25 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48551 I sit down and begin the unfurling the doorbell will go. Uncurling surley.? I sit down and begin the unfurling the doorbell will go.

Uncurling surley.?

]]> By: Sunday Round-Up #5 http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48535 Sunday Round-Up #5 Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:42:37 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48535 [...] This post by Twenty Major. This guy is simply hilarious, but a post all about whether or not to take a shit while waiting for someone to arrive? You can’t beat that sort of material. There really should be more posts on this topic in the blogosphere. [...] [...] This post by Twenty Major. This guy is simply hilarious, but a post all about whether or not to take a shit while waiting for someone to arrive? You can’t beat that sort of material. There really should be more posts on this topic in the blogosphere. [...]

]]> By: Pinkie http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48494 Pinkie Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:47:57 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48494 .... did he arrive mid-plop or what? …. did he arrive mid-plop or what?

]]> By: snookertony http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48347 snookertony Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:30:36 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48347 Mother of fuck...where the hell did she/it come from. Talk about being full of shite and having to let it all go... Moderate moderate Mother of fuck…where the hell did she/it come from. Talk about being full of shite and having to let it all go…

Moderate moderate

]]> By: Holemaster http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48323 Holemaster Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:08:28 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48323 Is she gone? Is she gone?

]]> By: Mrs Genevieve O'Sullivan http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48309 Mrs Genevieve O'Sullivan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:38:07 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48309 Anyone here been to a school reunion? Don't do it. And for the love of god don't try to rekindle teenage love affairs. I don't even want to discuss it. Anyone here been to a school reunion? Don’t do it. And for the love of god don’t try to rekindle teenage love affairs.

I don’t even want to discuss it.

]]> By: Mrs Genevieve O'Sullivan http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48308 Mrs Genevieve O'Sullivan Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:34:57 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48308 You are right, Holemaster. And also if the house is really quiet on a sunday morning and you've decided that the sunshine coming in through the bathroom window is at just the right angle to bathe your face in a warm glow so off you go. Perch. Push. Suddenly the bathroom door slams open and fifteen female relatives come smashing their way in with a packet of Bovril haircolour with which they propose to change an ugly cousin's life for the better. And give her a chance with the office Lorcan. And suddenly YOU are the one in the way. You are right, Holemaster. And also if the house is really quiet on a sunday morning and you’ve decided that the sunshine coming in through the bathroom window is at just the right angle to bathe your face in a warm glow so off you go.

Perch. Push. Suddenly the bathroom door slams open and fifteen female relatives come smashing their way in with a packet of Bovril haircolour with which they propose to change an ugly cousin’s life for the better. And give her a chance with the office Lorcan.

And suddenly YOU are the one in the way.

]]> By: Loco Lobo http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48307 Loco Lobo Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:19:31 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48307 A man should be left to shit in peace, not in pieces. A man should be left to shit in peace, not in pieces.

]]> By: Hooronahonda http://twentymajor.net/2008/08/28/morning-dilemma/#comment-48306 Hooronahonda Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:15:22 +0000 http://twentymajor.net/?p=1728#comment-48306 I have often wondered if there is a state sponsored surveillance bureau who watch everything you do, in the tradition of 1984's Big Brother. Except this bureau exists just to fuck you up. They see you heading to the jacks with the RTE guide under your arm, wait a few minutes then call you on the phone. While you are sat there listening to the incessant ringing you ask yourself "How, in the name of Christ, did they know????". And you can guarantee if you take the bait and dash for the phone with your pants around your knees they will hang up just as you pick up the receiver, you're not telling me the fuckers aren't watching! I have often wondered if there is a state sponsored surveillance bureau who watch everything you do, in the tradition of 1984’s Big Brother. Except this bureau exists just to fuck you up.
They see you heading to the jacks with the RTE guide under your arm, wait a few minutes then call you on the phone. While you are sat there listening to the incessant ringing you ask yourself “How, in the name of Christ, did they know????”.
And you can guarantee if you take the bait and dash for the phone with your pants around your knees they will hang up just as you pick up the receiver, you’re not telling me the fuckers aren’t watching!

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