Recession? What recession?

Posted on | August 27, 2008 | 58 Comments

Spotted in Superquinn.

It should be legal to smash the face in of anyone who buys this. The ultimate cunt accessory.

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58 Responses to “Recession? What recession?”

  1. spaghetti hoop
    August 27th, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

    Och, but I bath in it! Different flavour every night.

  2. redleeroy
    August 27th, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

    when did bling become a word?

  3. iced coffee
    August 27th, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

    Too fucking right! Why the fuck is it so expensive!?

  4. Hangar Queen
    August 27th, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

    It’s got added vitamin C…unt.

  5. Twenty Major
    August 27th, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

    Apparently the bottle has some kind of fake diamonds on it. Seriously, anyone who buys that should be killed to death. Fatally.

  6. spaghetti hoop
    August 27th, 2008 @ 7:11 pm

    Vodka is cheaper …and it’s pretty easy to Classic Frost that

  7. Holemaster
    August 27th, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

    Anyone who buys that deserves to buy it (while the rest of us stand and point and laugh at their stupidity).

  8. Skintstudent
    August 27th, 2008 @ 7:43 pm

    I wonder if this is included to inflate the amount Irish are paying on Drink..more than food..well obviously!

  9. brenjamin
    August 27th, 2008 @ 7:54 pm
  10. Medbh
    August 27th, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

    Wow, that’s obscene.

  11. Jo
    August 27th, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

    Shame on Superquinn for stocking it! We know where you shop, now Twenty. MOnkey Balls will have his monkey henchmen lurking in each outlet… tread warily.

  12. morgor the disgusted
    August 27th, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

    anyone who buys a bottle of that deserves to be fined €45 for stupidity. oh wait…

  13. Holemaster
    August 27th, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

    Whoever buys that obviously hasn’t learned one important life lesson..

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyS0oHLNFA

  14. Tinman18
    August 27th, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

    I really thought you’d done some sort of clever photoshop joke, Twenty, & then I remembered you can’t, so I googled the thing.

    Bloody Hell. It really is just water.

  15. Boggle
    August 27th, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
  16. Rob
    August 27th, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

    anyone who uses this to bath in gives a new meaning to the phrase “shower of cunts”

  17. spaghetti hoop
    August 27th, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

    Yes they were all in with me, Rob. It was Cranberry Night.

  18. SAm Crea
    August 28th, 2008 @ 12:01 am

    oooohhhhh, Suuuuuppppppeeeerrrrr-Quinnnnnn!

    Posh.

  19. spaghetti hoop
    August 28th, 2008 @ 12:09 am

    oooooohhhhhh, Liiiii-dlllll!

    continental.

  20. Rob
    August 28th, 2008 @ 12:24 am

    Cranberry? Someone has their period

  21. Twenty Major
    August 28th, 2008 @ 12:35 am

    oooohhhhh, Suuuuuppppppeeeerrrrr-Quinnnnnn!

    Posh.

    If you can tell me a better place to get Superquinn sausages and 6 Superquinn jam doughnuts then please go right ahead.

  22. spaghetti hoop
    August 28th, 2008 @ 12:39 am

    Rob would know. He feeds off the skips in the loading bays.

  23. manuel
    August 28th, 2008 @ 12:39 am

    hey it’s just like Zimbabwe…..

  24. maggot
    August 28th, 2008 @ 2:21 am

    Superquinn sausages and 6 Superquinn jam doughnuts

    Jesus Twenty,I could just murder a sausage and jam doughnut sandwich now – are you game ?

  25. Like my granny always
    August 28th, 2008 @ 3:45 am

    Bling water is free. It’s the bottle that costs 45 quid.

    Regardless of that, anyone who buys it deserves to have the entire bottle inserted in their person.

  26. Shannon
    August 28th, 2008 @ 3:47 am

    Seriously…I agree twenty, anyone who buys that should be shot!

  27. maggot
    August 28th, 2008 @ 5:26 am

    Is it any different from some cunt who spends a fortune on a bottle of wine ?

  28. maggot
    August 28th, 2008 @ 6:23 am
  29. Twenty Major
    August 28th, 2008 @ 8:40 am

    Is it any different from some cunt who spends a fortune on a bottle of wine ?

    Yes. Wine tastes nice. Sometimes more expensive wine tastes nicer. Water is water.

  30. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 8:53 am

    Two points here:
    1) The marketing cuntpiece who came up with the name deserves to be hung by his balls until dead

    2) Superquinn should be fucking embarrased by their target demographic (authors and the like)

  31. Jo
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:03 am

    Not just Superquinn jam doughnuts andsausages, Superquinn eclairs and cream doughnuts too…

    I read the other day they’re looking to sell to an English chain. Maybe Asda – boo – but also maybe Sainsbury’s! Yay!

    I’m torn. I like Superquinn, it’s a good Irish business. But, Sainsbury’s…

  32. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:09 am

    Sainsburys is just a supermarket, nothing to get excited about, the only thing they offer is a huge choice but thta is not down to the supermarket chain rather the sensible planning laws regarding store sizes.

  33. Jo
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:16 am

    Nope, I’ve shopped there, they also have really nice food. And a good service ethos. Not like Tesco. And they were the only chain that responded to Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s Chicken Out Campaign.

  34. RedLeeroy
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:20 am

    i used one of those pricing guns in superquinn the other day, the one’s you carry around. tis a wonderful way to spend exactly what you normally spend but sigh every time you put something in the trolley. Takes the enjoyment firmly out of impulse buying.

  35. SuperGrover
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:25 am

    I shop in Superquinn in Swords. I am not rich but am perfectly willing to pay an extra 2 quid on a weekly shop rather than rub shoulders with Lidl scum.

    If any twat buys that water, then they’re just twats wasting money. Makes no difference to me, the stupid cunts.

  36. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:28 am

    If you comapre a modern Tescos and a modern Sainburys in the UK they are exactly the bloody same except Sainsburys charge you about 20% more. The only quality supermarket is Waitrose but you pay for the bloody privilege. Tescos are the only company that gaurantees their own brand products are not tested on animals.

  37. Anto
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:28 am

    I’m with Twenty and Jo on the superquinn sausages. My mother has ensured thay every time she has travelled across the world to see one of her offspring there’s always a package of SQ sausages in the suitcase.

  38. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:31 am

    Supergrover, I think you have to understand that when Twenty goes jogging with his yacht club friends he cannot be seen with a bottle of Kerry Spring. It would lead to his deck shoes being symbolically slaughtered and his ralph lauren jumper being confiscated. When you get to wear a smoking jacket, wear a cravat and be invited to speak about your published literature then you too will buy BLING.

  39. Fill3rup
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:31 am

    I read the other day they’re looking to sell to an English chain. Maybe Asda – boo –

    Boo indeed Jo considering ASDA are owned by Wal-Mart….

    As for the Bling Water and the Chinless FuckTards its aimed at..they should be killed in the face(with the bottle)

  40. morgor the wine taster
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:33 am

    Is it any different from some cunt who spends a fortune on a bottle of wine ?

    Yes. Wine tastes nice. Sometimes more expensive wine tastes nicer. Water is water.

    And wine gets you drunk.
    and different wines can give you different hangovers.
    and wine-making is a skill crafted over generations that takes time and money.
    and wine has to be imported.
    and . . . . need i go on?

  41. rafalski
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:33 am

    I knew the recession talk was bullshit when I got charged €1 for a single lemon on a Sunday country market.

  42. Plop
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:40 am

    Fair play to whoever’s selling it though. I’d love to make a serious amount of money by ripping off complete knobends. I don’t think the point of this blog should’ve been to abuse those who’d purchase. Celebration of the creator is needed!

  43. Twenty Major
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:44 am

    And they were the only chain that responded to Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s Chicken Out Campaign.

    Won’t somebody think of the gay cocks?

    PP – shove it up your sweaty Scotch hole.

  44. morgor the wine taster
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:51 am

    Fair play to whoever’s selling it though.

    Yup, imagine trying to sell that to the shops.

    “we have a very exciting product for you. Imported directly from the states, with a 50000% mark up”

    “what is it?”

    “water”

    “get ta fuck, ya cheeky cunt, what kind of fucking moron would buy that . . .”

    “paris hilton drinks it. she’s a moron with lots of moron followers”

  45. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:51 am

    “PP – shove it up your sweaty Scotch hole.”
    You Major have missed the point about being a Jock, the only water I would be shoving up my hole would be Lidl’s own brand at 29c a litre.

  46. Fill3rup
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:51 am

    Theres not alot of celebration usually on this blog,it might be worth trying….eh..on the other hand maybe not..

  47. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:56 am

    Oh, and Scotch is a drink you ignorant Pig Fucker

  48. Twenty Major
    August 28th, 2008 @ 9:58 am

    Cram it, stomach eater.

  49. Scrounger
    August 28th, 2008 @ 10:00 am

    I like the way its locked into the display case so you can’t slip one into you trolly without scanning it.

  50. Holemaster
    August 28th, 2008 @ 10:01 am

    “I knew the recession talk was bullshit when I got charged €1 for a single lemon on a Sunday country market.”

    You were sold a lemon.

  51. Monkey Balls
    August 28th, 2008 @ 10:35 am

    Does anybody think that there’s a chance that anyone who was daft enough to buy one of those bottles, might just be tempted to refill it at the kitchen tap, regularly?

  52. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 10:38 am

    “Cram it, stomach eater.”

    From the country that brought us the fucking Spice burger? Fuck you spud sucker.

  53. Puerile Pish
    August 28th, 2008 @ 10:45 am

    Trying reading the hype at blingh20.com and then tell me you that you think marketing types are all decent people at heart. Who falls for this shit?

  54. Conan Drumm
    August 28th, 2008 @ 11:09 am

    I’m sure it’s a government thing. Goes like this: Government want to introduce domestic water charges. They pitch the price at €40 per month. Anyone who complains gets told, “Well, you can pay €45 for a bottle of water in Superquinn. €40 for a month’s water for drinking, washing, and pooing in is a bargain.”

    The pay-off for SQ will be planning permissions for all the single-storey real estate their shops are sitting on. Watch that space.

  55. Batty O'Sullivan
    August 28th, 2008 @ 11:35 am

    Anybody who isn’t upset by the thought of going to a supermarket isn’t right in the head. Its hardly the stuff of evolutionary struggle, is it?

    ‘Here we see Ugg approaching the tubs of margarine, careful to stay downwind in case the herd of plastic containers should take fright and scatter. If he makes the kill today Ugg’s tribe will eat- and stand a great chance of entering today’s competition to win a weekend away at Butlins in Kildare. Go Ugg!’ Jayze.

  56. Batty O'Sullivan
    August 28th, 2008 @ 11:36 am

    I prefer to stalk my food in the traditional manner.

    The staff at Asda hate me.

  57. Yacuncha
    August 29th, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

    In the US, Bling Water is $40 — why so expensive here?

    I prefer Sligo water anyway — that lovely brown colour and peaty taste — like a fine Scotch.

  58. noddy
    August 31st, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

    The question is.Has anyone actually bought a bottle ?Then we can begin the sneering with gusto.

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