Recession? What recession?
Posted in Blog by Twenty Major on August 27th, 2008
Spotted in Superquinn.
It should be legal to smash the face in of anyone who buys this. The ultimate cunt accessory.
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Och, but I bath in it! Different flavour every night.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
when did bling become a word?
August 27th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
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Too fucking right! Why the fuck is it so expensive!?
August 27th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
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It’s got added vitamin C…unt.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
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Apparently the bottle has some kind of fake diamonds on it. Seriously, anyone who buys that should be killed to death. Fatally.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
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Vodka is cheaper …and it’s pretty easy to Classic Frost that
August 27th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
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Anyone who buys that deserves to buy it (while the rest of us stand and point and laugh at their stupidity).
August 27th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
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I wonder if this is included to inflate the amount Irish are paying on Drink..more than food..well obviously!
August 27th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
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Totally unrelated… but what a stupid cunt.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
August 27th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
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Wow, that’s obscene.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
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Shame on Superquinn for stocking it! We know where you shop, now Twenty. MOnkey Balls will have his monkey henchmen lurking in each outlet… tread warily.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
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anyone who buys a bottle of that deserves to be fined €45 for stupidity. oh wait…
August 27th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
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Whoever buys that obviously hasn’t learned one important life lesson..
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyS0oHLNFA
August 27th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
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I really thought you’d done some sort of clever photoshop joke, Twenty, & then I remembered you can’t, so I googled the thing.
Bloody Hell. It really is just water.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
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People who bought that, probably bought this also:
http://www.brandrepublic.com/News/790738/Harrods-launches-30-Poulet-et-Champignon-Pot-Noodle/
August 27th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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anyone who uses this to bath in gives a new meaning to the phrase “shower of cunts”
August 27th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
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Yes they were all in with me, Rob. It was Cranberry Night.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
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oooohhhhh, Suuuuuppppppeeeerrrrr-Quinnnnnn!
Posh.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:01 am
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oooooohhhhhh, Liiiii-dlllll!
continental.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:09 am
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Cranberry? Someone has their period
August 28th, 2008 at 12:24 am
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oooohhhhh, Suuuuuppppppeeeerrrrr-Quinnnnnn!
Posh.
If you can tell me a better place to get Superquinn sausages and 6 Superquinn jam doughnuts then please go right ahead.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:35 am
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Rob would know. He feeds off the skips in the loading bays.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:39 am
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hey it’s just like Zimbabwe…..
August 28th, 2008 at 12:39 am
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Superquinn sausages and 6 Superquinn jam doughnuts
Jesus Twenty,I could just murder a sausage and jam doughnut sandwich now - are you game ?
August 28th, 2008 at 2:21 am
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Bling water is free. It’s the bottle that costs 45 quid.
Regardless of that, anyone who buys it deserves to have the entire bottle inserted in their person.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:45 am
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Seriously…I agree twenty, anyone who buys that should be shot!
August 28th, 2008 at 3:47 am
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Is it any different from some cunt who spends a fortune on a bottle of wine ?
August 28th, 2008 at 5:26 am
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RyanAir Corner :
Leaking mushroom soup halts plane
August 28th, 2008 at 6:23 am
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Is it any different from some cunt who spends a fortune on a bottle of wine ?
Yes. Wine tastes nice. Sometimes more expensive wine tastes nicer. Water is water.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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Two points here:
1) The marketing cuntpiece who came up with the name deserves to be hung by his balls until dead
2) Superquinn should be fucking embarrased by their target demographic (authors and the like)
August 28th, 2008 at 8:53 am
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Not just Superquinn jam doughnuts andsausages, Superquinn eclairs and cream doughnuts too…
I read the other day they’re looking to sell to an English chain. Maybe Asda - boo - but also maybe Sainsbury’s! Yay!
I’m torn. I like Superquinn, it’s a good Irish business. But, Sainsbury’s…
August 28th, 2008 at 9:03 am
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Sainsburys is just a supermarket, nothing to get excited about, the only thing they offer is a huge choice but thta is not down to the supermarket chain rather the sensible planning laws regarding store sizes.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:09 am
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Nope, I’ve shopped there, they also have really nice food. And a good service ethos. Not like Tesco. And they were the only chain that responded to Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s Chicken Out Campaign.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:16 am
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i used one of those pricing guns in superquinn the other day, the one’s you carry around. tis a wonderful way to spend exactly what you normally spend but sigh every time you put something in the trolley. Takes the enjoyment firmly out of impulse buying.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am
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I shop in Superquinn in Swords. I am not rich but am perfectly willing to pay an extra 2 quid on a weekly shop rather than rub shoulders with Lidl scum.
If any twat buys that water, then they’re just twats wasting money. Makes no difference to me, the stupid cunts.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:25 am
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If you comapre a modern Tescos and a modern Sainburys in the UK they are exactly the bloody same except Sainsburys charge you about 20% more. The only quality supermarket is Waitrose but you pay for the bloody privilege. Tescos are the only company that gaurantees their own brand products are not tested on animals.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:28 am
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I’m with Twenty and Jo on the superquinn sausages. My mother has ensured thay every time she has travelled across the world to see one of her offspring there’s always a package of SQ sausages in the suitcase.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:28 am
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Supergrover, I think you have to understand that when Twenty goes jogging with his yacht club friends he cannot be seen with a bottle of Kerry Spring. It would lead to his deck shoes being symbolically slaughtered and his ralph lauren jumper being confiscated. When you get to wear a smoking jacket, wear a cravat and be invited to speak about your published literature then you too will buy BLING.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am
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I read the other day they’re looking to sell to an English chain. Maybe Asda - boo -
Boo indeed Jo considering ASDA are owned by Wal-Mart….
As for the Bling Water and the Chinless FuckTards its aimed at..they should be killed in the face(with the bottle)
August 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am
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Is it any different from some cunt who spends a fortune on a bottle of wine ?
Yes. Wine tastes nice. Sometimes more expensive wine tastes nicer. Water is water.
And wine gets you drunk.
and different wines can give you different hangovers.
and wine-making is a skill crafted over generations that takes time and money.
and wine has to be imported.
and . . . . need i go on?
August 28th, 2008 at 9:33 am
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I knew the recession talk was bullshit when I got charged €1 for a single lemon on a Sunday country market.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:33 am
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Fair play to whoever’s selling it though. I’d love to make a serious amount of money by ripping off complete knobends. I don’t think the point of this blog should’ve been to abuse those who’d purchase. Celebration of the creator is needed!
August 28th, 2008 at 9:40 am
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And they were the only chain that responded to Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall’s Chicken Out Campaign.
Won’t somebody think of the gay cocks?
PP - shove it up your sweaty Scotch hole.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:44 am
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Fair play to whoever’s selling it though.
Yup, imagine trying to sell that to the shops.
“we have a very exciting product for you. Imported directly from the states, with a 50000% mark up”
“what is it?”
“water”
“get ta fuck, ya cheeky cunt, what kind of fucking moron would buy that . . .”
“paris hilton drinks it. she’s a moron with lots of moron followers”
August 28th, 2008 at 9:51 am
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“PP - shove it up your sweaty Scotch hole.”
You Major have missed the point about being a Jock, the only water I would be shoving up my hole would be Lidl’s own brand at 29c a litre.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:51 am
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Theres not alot of celebration usually on this blog,it might be worth trying….eh..on the other hand maybe not..
August 28th, 2008 at 9:51 am
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Oh, and Scotch is a drink you ignorant Pig Fucker
August 28th, 2008 at 9:56 am
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Cram it, stomach eater.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am
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I like the way its locked into the display case so you can’t slip one into you trolly without scanning it.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:00 am
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“I knew the recession talk was bullshit when I got charged €1 for a single lemon on a Sunday country market.”
You were sold a lemon.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am
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Does anybody think that there’s a chance that anyone who was daft enough to buy one of those bottles, might just be tempted to refill it at the kitchen tap, regularly?
August 28th, 2008 at 10:35 am
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“Cram it, stomach eater.”
From the country that brought us the fucking Spice burger? Fuck you spud sucker.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:38 am
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Trying reading the hype at blingh20.com and then tell me you that you think marketing types are all decent people at heart. Who falls for this shit?
August 28th, 2008 at 10:45 am
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I’m sure it’s a government thing. Goes like this: Government want to introduce domestic water charges. They pitch the price at €40 per month. Anyone who complains gets told, “Well, you can pay €45 for a bottle of water in Superquinn. €40 for a month’s water for drinking, washing, and pooing in is a bargain.”
The pay-off for SQ will be planning permissions for all the single-storey real estate their shops are sitting on. Watch that space.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:09 am
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Anybody who isn’t upset by the thought of going to a supermarket isn’t right in the head. Its hardly the stuff of evolutionary struggle, is it?
‘Here we see Ugg approaching the tubs of margarine, careful to stay downwind in case the herd of plastic containers should take fright and scatter. If he makes the kill today Ugg’s tribe will eat- and stand a great chance of entering today’s competition to win a weekend away at Butlins in Kildare. Go Ugg!’ Jayze.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:35 am
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I prefer to stalk my food in the traditional manner.
The staff at Asda hate me.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am
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In the US, Bling Water is $40 — why so expensive here?
I prefer Sligo water anyway — that lovely brown colour and peaty taste — like a fine Scotch.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
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The question is.Has anyone actually bought a bottle ?Then we can begin the sneering with gusto.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:22 pm
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