Mulley’s plan to become awards king of all Ireland (it’s kind of like king of the gypsies but with slightly less bare knuckle fighting) continues with the Irish Web Awards.
Nominate your favourite sites here.
Best Music site? It’s gotta be Nailerz Bebo page. Skanger Raptacular.
Craptacular? Stabtacular? Starkravingmadtacular?
Ok, that’s losing sight of the point, I know.
I heard that Nailerz guy likes taking over people’s territories around Ireland with his fists.
He ate Johnny5 up for breakfast.
I can see the marketing cunts in suits hassling their I.T. people….
“Hey Rob, eh Bob? anyway, any chonce you can hock the Web Awards soite and submit lewds of votes fur our clients new Bebo blawg for kids in the ABCBeebies demograph?”
“Eh, no Finbarr, I can’t”
“Do you know someone who can?”
I reckon Nailerz could have a stab, if you’ll pardon the expression, at the ‘Best Foreign Language’ category too.
For anyone who needs a good laugh, his site is at
http://tinyurl.com/67vq6a
Why isn’t there a “worst site” award? Seriously.
Naturally, I’m gonna win best youth site… cos of how I’m young and it wants youth and I’m young.
What a disappointment B’dum – you are a bloke.
What a disappointment maggot – you are a human.
Who says ? Jesus, that is slander!
If everyone who comments here nominates Naillerz, like the way some people in the North tried to nominate Armagh’s left-half forward for BBC Sports Personality of the Year,he might actually win.
And he’d have to go to the Awards and he’d have to wear his best tracksuit (the O’Neills one, none of his Adidas crap)and he’d have to make a speech…
It’s getting harder and harder to see any flaws in this plan..
And then, if we nominate Twenty’s site for, say, best discussion forum, we end up with the two of them in the same room. And if Twenty brings Bastardface…
And if Twenty brings Bastardface
I don’t mean as his date.
What if Twenty IS Nailerz Tin ? Or more properly, what if Nailerz is a Twenty jape, in the same way as Sven was a Peter Cook wind up?
Nonny?
Jesus christ can any section of humanity do anything without having to win a feckin rosette?
There should be only one award ceremony annually and that should have awards such as ‘most annoying cunt in the parish’ and ‘next person to die if they ever open their mouths again’.
The worst thing of all about awards though is the way Americans turn it into a verb. ‘I was heavily awarded’.
Can we go back to the subject of death soon?
I bet you’d get a massive TV audience and millions voting.
That would really liven up those cunting game shows – vote for the execution of a big brother contestant every week. Celebrity Chefs ? Vote for which one get’s spit roasted alive etc etc. Is this what really happened to Jill Dando ?
I think, and I could be wrong, that only the site owner/operator can nominate it. Mr Mulley said as much a few days back, but that could’ve changed
Sorry, I just clicked the link and it has changed. Never mind me…./back into box
Having just looked at his site the only thing that he should be nominated for is euthanasia.